Born Dead #03 08 ноября 1998

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Presentation - Presentation of the journal Oberon # 5.

                         PRESENTATION 1


(C) UnBEL! EVER / SPEED co. / XTM


  Summary record of the presentation of the journal OBERON # 5, 
held in Sunday, August-November. It was like this ... I arrived 
on the market somewhat earlier than usual in order to not miss 
a single user. The weather was sludge - a fog. As soon as I said

peasants of the existence of OBERON'a went fine snow: (


   User did not go otsizhivayas a warm and cozy homes,
Leader, like a fool, froze in the snow on the market. No vodka
was because there was no starting capital. Alcohol-free and 
under A snow men began to gather and go. This

time winner OBERON'a was only one user, and then by paying
only 7 (!) rubles instead of the ten. I've thought that not
destined to drink today, they began to come in local Steep
Sceners in the face of>> RRA>> and Virtual'a. Together with 
them, began Coming users. The latter approach is a queue and

zatavarivalis the full program: OBERON # 5 + DEJA VU # 6. Most
persistent waited for the arrival of ALK'a who brought CDs 
OBERON # 5 unplugged bonus track'om. Now, users receive on 
three discs, and paying for the pleasure of 18 to 25 rubles, 
were removed. Gathering of me, Virtual'a,>> RRA>>, SHAITAN'a 
organically replenished MAXSOFT, who knowingly bought a bottle 
of beer _SAM_. Funeral procession concluded Parish Jerri and 
ALK'a. 


   Pomerznuv a while everything was angry with the chief
oganayzera and referring to the presentations of other 
magazines (Deja Vu) were "continuing to claim the banquet." We 
went to the market (I simultaneously exchange two audio CD, and 
ALK bought MYST) and resembling the "Susanin", MMA took all to 
the place where his assumptions have vodka. At this point, 
broke away from us part is not drinkers. Publicly, they have 
been assimilated to the enemies Oberon, but inside we are all 
glad, since more by get it. I have all warned in advance that 
left in my pockets of 20 rubles to send mail, just in case 
nalizhus to loss of control over themselves and will throw 
money at the right and to the left pretending to be cool 
scenery. 


   Vodka was found, but since its purchase has been entrusted 
to me and Roma came out a little incident - we bought a 
"Zubrovka" as it was the cheapest. The people protested, 
claiming that it is not vodka, and the urine of wild West 
African buffalo, but after purchase cups and snacks (for a loaf 
of 2.80 - rulez forever!) criticism became fall, and all 
thinking on finding places where drink. By the way, while 
buying this whole affair turned out that some "crud" instead of 
one ruble slipped me on the market old ten cents. I did it the 
next time they surrender to the ladies! 


  Kindergarten did not fit for drinking on a number of technical
reasons. Approach proposed by Roma - too. The choice fell on 
the back facade of one of magaznov. There and poured! However, 
needed only to twice (six persons) and proc not matter. Tastes 
awful, the color squalid, disgusting smell. "Banquet" was 
supposed to be continued ... Come to recognize three of the 
audience drunk and send them home:) Others (MAXSOFT, ALK, and 
I) went to home to MMCM'u. According to telephone prospecting 
Serega home absent, but it was not important. After the 
purchase of> 2 liters "Ochakiv" ways to retreat was not!


MMCM house was, but he was not entirely pleased with the fact 
that not found we are on the market. We explained to him the 
situation and put down the beer By browsing OBERON'a. Once the 
drive was in drive on the street threw a concrete snow. It 
became clear that we here a long time ...


Interested in reading the magazine, we completely forgot about 
the beer. Here MONSTER come all at once remembered. Bottle is 
gone! But at the last moment had saved the situation MARKET 
SOFT who came exactly the end of the bottle. He has no time to 
undress, "zaslantsem and catching MONSTR'a went on a goodwill 
mission to the kiosks. They returned with an undetermined 
number of bottles "Zhigulevskoe" - I have not been sosotoyanie 
to say how many of these bottles was for sure:) Well, here was 
quite good ... 

When the three of us finally got out of the depraved den
(Apartments MMCM'a), it was already dark and the winter - like 
snow! Inexplicably, I was at home, ate a daily dose of food,

slept for an hour and a wild headache started drinking
_ne_spirtosoderzhashih liquids. Along the way, got the idea to 
write the text. To date, almost no pain in my head, but judging

Hourly today tomorrow!


                         That's buried OBERON # 5 in Samara: *)


   Reports on the passing funeral processions in other cities

                     have not yet received ....

Come to remember the dead on 9 and 40 days. With a - _IMET_!


   By the way, after all of the above, in my asset remains
only 15 rubles and 10 kopecks. Given that I have come to market 
without money, it's very good. However, recalling the events

twelve years ago ... In short, many do not receive
current issue OBERON'a in time! And what to do ...


                                            Someone who is easy!