Nicron #52 04 сентября 1997

Tips - what to do if you were taken to the police.

        The Art of Survival


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          WHAT TO DO IF YOU took it away MILITIA
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(R) MDF HACKER


              WHAT TO DO IF YOU took it away MILITIA

After the publication of the first chapter of "survival course" 
to the editors it's a lot of letters. Someone cursed, 
someone-the opposite. The girls complained that for all the 
boys, but about half of the weak humanity, as always, was 
forgotten. Parents were grumbling at the youth and asked, just 
in case, for advice on how to fight it. I promise: get there 
and to love, and to the conduct of hostilities in the flats. In 
the meantime, let's talk about the smaller troubles. After all, 
as it happens: in the yard you - king and god, and fell to 
adults in the hands of someone else environment ruled by a 
piece of paper and the law - and was full dolt.


Let's agree as follows: read this advice has
sense only if you do not murderer, and was in
compartment by mistake or for any trifle. If this
so really, do not panic, not oriented good mate and do not bite
guards as soon as they thinks of you to touch -
you do not intend to shoot. RULE ONE: DO NOT ASSUME BAY
His chest and DO NOT SHOUT THAT YOU ARE INNOCENT LAMB AND YOU
VISOR IN VIOLATION OF RIGHTS. For such applications you
should have the absolute sure-completely that it is so on
Indeed. Therefore, sit down and think. Of course, if you swore
obscenities at the hefty aunt that giving you all the legs, 
then with your point of view, you tell her just revenge, but 
from the point matter of law and guard sergeant - perpetrate 
petty hooliganism. You can certainly complain about the 
unfairness of the law, but it is it is now important.


Rule Two: Always bear in mind precisely the goal,
plus to this - a chain of actions required to achieve it.
then you will understand that sitting in the office, the truth 
is still not will achieve. Did you get here is not to recover

universe of equity, and your task in all this cover -
quickly get out of here. Consequently, it is not necessary
require the representatives of the UN, or call the police
sardanapalami, you need to behave quietly and solidly. Not 
pulled out, not operational plans for escape - you are not the 
Count of Monte Cristo. Remember that in this situation - you 
are not his own master and control the development of events 
can not. Pull you out of this situation, depending can only 
parents, so ask them to report. This duty obliged to do.


Rule Three: never make excuses - are justified only
Guilty. Solidly to provide details and circumstances of the 
case, Answer all the questions and did not resist when you are

search - in this they are entitled. Rule Four: Do not bother
perform to police their functional responsibilities.
Policemen - the same people, and with them it is quite possible 
to agree if not too borzet, and enter into their situation. 
Then they have chance to enter and yours. Of course, you could 
pick up unfairly, you could get under the hot hand or by 
mistake. Why do not you give people the right to make mistakes. 
Unpleasant, of course, But do not you want to get out of here 
as soon as possible. 

Rule five: as though thou attitude toward duty and guard,
not translate the conflict from the public sphere of privacy. 
And why not give out overdriven uncle, on which hung thousands 
of calls and million murders in the second that he is "kid." 
It's not that you can you make a mistake ... And even if the 
bureaucratic face says "Lozhit" instead of "put" do not make an 
intelligent expression of countenance, and do not show their 
superiority: in this situation, everything just vice versa, and 
the officer on duty may well be tempted it to you prove. and 
the possibilities for this are: you can search, can hold 
between three to eight hours and so on. Unwind puzzle: how many 
hours you will keep the hurt you Head.


Rule Six: to fill protocol treated serezho it
can become the basis of your future trouble, politely
ask him to read, tactfully corrected, but not to find fault with
detail. Indeed, based on the protocol you can hack on
courts, if someone pleases to prove that you have committed
administration or, God forbid, a criminal offense, the record
in the protocol - the rationale for close monitoring of you
employees of the inspection of juvenile and an extract from
He must go to school or vocational school.

Rule Seven: COME TO SCHOOL, TELL ALL ABOUT FIRST.
Can pick you up for random stuff: you could look runaway
home vypivshim have violated komandantsky hour for children 
(this is remained in some cities of our countries). After

drawing up a report on the detention you must pass
employee inspection juvenile, and now they're (as
Typically, this is quite good aunt) will produce
further inquiry. If it is, with your help, found that
grounds for detention were not, then give you the hands
parents or even send home.

Rule eight: justice and retribution for the harm you
moral damages are possible. You can ask your
parents apply for officials to court. Only if you
actually done something - it is better not to do so, and if
it turned out that someone went to your office on
face, bothered to go to his clinic and get help,
where it will count the number assigned to you black and blue.
There are cases that you can cram into a common cell of an adult
crooks threaten to inflict anything going beyond the law.
Then let the little trick.

Rule Ninth: if you are already very strongly pressed, the 
division and Say you're, for example, Kzly-Orda, and in Moscow 
by accident. In this case, of course, you also receive their 
portion of blows, but Parents will wait in the reception and 
distribution, rather than among pyshaschih anger the men. All 
your way "on stage" in this case It may take more than eight 
hours, but there is a chance that you get off less trouble. 
After all, the receiver still worked as a teacher, and unlike 
the police department, whose primary function - enough, the 
receiver was created in order to release. Once there, we should 
start crying or snuffle in Depending on age, gender and 
temperament, and announce that Department lied to you all, 
because of certain circumstances, live in this city and you can 
take fifteen minutes if the call for such a phone. You will see 
how here will be delighted. Rule One last thing: not apply to 
all what occurred is very serious, it really is - small things, 
if that so going to look at it: Do not make excuses, especially 
not to brag (Which is also suspicious), then this will be soon 
forgotten, and all others.


A small cupola for adults: there is no tragedy in that
Your child was taken to the police. Do not attempt it 
immediately after coming home. After all, it is possible that 
your son - a victim misunderstandings. Remember: particularly 
the first "screw" - is a big trauma. Right now, your child 
needs your support (no, not in actions, and participation). If 
you have lost a contact him, it is in such critical moments you 
have chance to bring mutual understanding. Do not ask to 
explain everything to end, "as it was, because there may occur 
different, the most unpleasant things that hurt to say. Become 
his friend and he tells himself, he now also needs this, but

afraid of being misunderstood. And in general, always striving
to approach their children in terms of the presumption of 
innocence. If he had, and you will have to prove that he is not 
a camel, what you if different from the police. Do not forget 
that in adolescence age of any injustices react particularly 
acute. Therefore, aggression, anger - things are quite 
adequate. If you want your child has grown honest defense of 
his honor, in if the cost to him illegally. Sue.


(C) Mihalich.