Nicron #30 17 апреля 1997

Юмор

Humor - Dembelskaya rocket ordinary Kochkurkina.

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         DEMBILSKAYA ROCKET backbencher KOCHKURKINA
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(C) MDF HACKER

         Chapters from the book 3 / 3 pieces
          Part Three continued

Rama quickly thrust his hand into his bosom. Kochkura 
immediately threw his hand behind his back. Of course, this was 
a bluff, it there was nothing there. But it could be - for 
those who knew Kochkuru - from pistols to Bazooka 40 mm. Rama's 
hand twitched, and he slowly pulled pachu sigaret.Ne worth 
fighting, guys stepped John, papers I do not mind, I had them 
all nakseryu. 

"Nakseryu ...", - I thought it seemed to me that the paper used
After the case, and not before. Moreover, they even do not
were good, were as rigid as nazhdachka. Make it softer, John
flatly refused, citing the requirements of the Federal Bank.

I took John's newspaper, and we plunged into the seventh 
chtenie.Na level-break geptila.U second ventilation shaft-ambush

komendatury.Lovyat planned, zveri.Na 12-a level oblom.Na
11-volume appeared zombi.Na 4-that's the famous "stalker" 
Kochkura.Na 10-goblin is scratched runes (in the sense of ugly) 
on the ceiling over the known word of three letters. Glavnyi 
editor was Dissident Uncle Vasya.


Nobody knew how old he was, but according to him, he still
Designer Queen saw. He still believed that he was lucky, because
his friends "Sixties" rotten to the Gulag. And the light of 
truth could carry in a dark dungeon. From time to time he

selected on the surface for the organization of demonstrations 
"against human intervention in the energy space, 'or' 
integration infinitesimally small, "or for smaller 
diversiy.Hodili rumors that accident "lunar" rocket occurred 
due to the fact that it dried footcloths its nozzles and forgot 
to pull it off. 

Kochkura thought. As if in answer to his thoughts somewhere at 
the top crashed heavily. From the ceiling crumbled soot. - So. 
Civil, probably continue to dismantle starta.Kak usually in the 
Army, a radical -By tola.Nizhe opasno.Budem go out as usual

zadami.Vpered!

              Part Four
             Way to the surface

On the exit on the surface of the author to write another 
couple of glav.Vkrattse this: Commandant of the mine was their 
own, they have marijuana over, that's ozvereli.Na 12 is really 
waiting for us bummer Treasure was not. In any case, as 
reported brisk Small, who lectured us, "Small guide to starting

treasures with all original documents and maps "in five 
volumes. Zombies on 11tom level was normal colonel, who firmly

remember the team "left", "right", but forgot the command 
"circle". 

That's lost. We gave him the exit program "Do {Come on ...}
While {Maybe come ...}. He thanked me and even gave a couple
stars on a memory from his shoulder, hopefully 
prorocheski.Znamenitogo stalker Kochkuru, we, surprisingly, was 
met and the rest floors. Generally, the glory as a conductor 
Kochkury me pretty tire a little. Then stick a fly in a white 
old man and asks show a way out of the endless stairs of Moria. 
Then some Vanya in sandals with a group of armed men asked to 
show direction to the nearest swamp. Everyone knows the word of 
the three letters was "mmm." Incidentally, the word, which some 
thought there was also. Apparently, sustainable combination.


When we went outside through the Flame mine, it was still
svetlo.Kochkura looked toward the sun and said: "Of Clock seven
already. Climbed up on a farm.

We climbed up on a farm and began to look toward the "two". 
There really rocket was ready for launch. Here it is

enveloped by smoke, that began to retreat, free from
gravity side pylons. But what is it? Instead of a powerful
rumble rush upward, illuminating the steppe blue light, the 
rocket suddenly staggered like a wounded beast and the ominous 
red enveloped dymkoy.Iz her nose, shoot a blue capsule, and she 
fell to the launch pad and began spinning in place on 
navorachivaya a start of construction.


I looked at Kochkuru. He smiled ominously, as if
triumphant victory.

              THE END