DonNews #19 26 февраля 2003

INTRO - Brad what else.

          INTRO



               Hi Everyone!


(C) Klim 'Wild / oHg / XXL
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 I swear to God I do not know, I'm Juli, mulberries (chki) 
vasche trying to do, and besides piss really want

therefore, I will go "pee", giving the word
KLIM-y.
 Type ups. Shit on dick, current villages, but
I hear someone's wet shagi.Kto something goes here
or me. Oops, yes it is WILD ...
 - Che already?
 - Well, how would almost.
 - That is, almost piss?
 - No, I almost ran ...
 - Then get away to the corner and yet stechesh,
do not come to me and not sit on the couch, and
I'll go take a shit.

...... five-minute pause .......

Voice of the toilet:
 - WILD, where the paper take?!
 - There, on the left on the shelf, only BIRDIE
Thou shalt not take, take "ABZ @ C".
 - I mean, "ABZETS?
 - I mean "fucking."

........

 - I have them in my mouth all fucked!
 - Who?
 - Bulchukeya and company!
 - A Th wrong?
 - Yes Paper hurting quality, hand slipped, and now all back in 
shit!  - Take revenge upon them.

 - What by a dick?
 - Send fresh DonNews, a blank floppy disk
their asses pokalechat. Just got it on
"3,5", from her pieces anymore.
 - Why?
 - As it is, "Why?"
 - Well, what they have done us wrong?
 - They tell us nothing, and here we are with it ...

(Voice of Tatiana, Tiffany WILD-a:)

 - Mike, you're the phone!

 - Opa, and me to the phone.
 - Oops, but I was a TV.
 - KLIM, so if you do not know yet, it's not TV, and monitor.
 - I know, but I have a TV.

......

 - Who rang?
 - Telephone.
 - Juli does he want?
 - Who?
 - TV.
 - I do not know him you saw.
 - A Hooley to look at him, he did me a dick
not shown.
 - And you turn it on?
 - Yeah, I changed the batteries in the remote.
 - And where did you get fresh batteries?
 - From your PAGER-and pulled out.
 - And who there "vnul?
 - Yes dick knows.
 - And where did you get the remote?
 - Your children have brought it to me, and between
Incidentally, had been given.
 - A show-me one of his.
 - Yes to look, but only in my hands.
 - Fuck, yeah that's my "sotik.
 - Yes, what a dick on the difference, if the telly is not
work.
 - How do you zaphal by a dick in his battery
of PAGER-eh?
 - And you fuck it?
 - No, not really, but ...
 - Yes Hooley then yours "but ...", sotik a dick
I have, I also gave him, yeah, well
said: "Uncle Grisha, Happy New Year !!!".
 - And you eblan did not cut through that tube telecom boards 
are very rare; especially if the telly - "Spring", a remote 
"MOTOROLLA".  - Yes I poebat, most importantly, I have

"Sotik" but you already no.
 - And I'll now calls zaebu.
 - I SIMM-card tomorrow will do so.
 - A day off tomorrow, and offices MEGAFON-a
do not work.
 - I'm not in a hurry.
 - And I, I, and me, but right now how to give pussy
fucked, so that ass is wider shoulders would be!
 - Dick And you catch up with me!
 - A Hooley you catch up, you yourself on the stairs and back 
ebneshsya break!  - Who?

 - Himself Down!
 - And you went on the dick!
 - And do not dick so yelling obscenities, then the way my 
children are near somewhere. 

(In the half-open door put his head
Andrew, the youngest son WILD-a):

 - Sitsyas all pizdyuley navesayu !!!!!!!

(Door closes, the head remains, because
the door is closed slyshetsya joyous laughter
Alexey, the eldest son WILD-a).


    ....... a half-hour break .......


 - Well, not dick me ...
 - And you thought you got a story??
 - Well, the children went ...
 - And what about all of daddy.
 - Yes, I like the mat is not particularly ...
 - And you got to do with? I said that they
a dad ... Oh well ... !!!!!!

Next comes a flood of words and expressions that
on moral and ethical reasons, removed
censorship.