Nicron #26 27 марта 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

(C) DELEALAN

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Put a rabbit in the woods by the investigator. He attached 
himself to the fox: - Chey fur wear? She: - Its. - No stealing, 
stolen. And in prison. Sitting Fox, misses, then throw a goose. 
- Gus, and you for that? - Yes Here hare attached - on which 
"shi-shi" each year to the south fly? "


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Sit two crocodile in Africa, knit hats. These creeps
Turtle: - How to get to the pyramid of Cheops? - Straight and 
right. The turtle is removed. - And why did you say it wrong? - 
And you Why me yesterday dismissed a hat?


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Hare runs through the forest. Bear to meet him. - Where are 
you, a scythe? - asked Bear. - Order of the forest hung. Who 
has five claws fifth cut, which would not interfere. - You've 
got what, five feet? - Yes no. But the performance of assigned 
Oslu. He first cuts, then begins to count.


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Disgusting you have a dog! I gave her some bread, and she me
spawn bite. - Beautiful dog! She just loves sandwich
caviar.

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Zoo director said that one of the elephants coughs. He
added to it in a bucket of water hot toddy. The next elephant
was perfectly healthy. But the other three elephants started to 
cough ... 

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The owner hid from his wife a bottle of vodka in a cuckoo 
clock. Passed some time, open hours and there creeps cuckoo: -

A guy that hour? - Nine hours. - Tady ku - ku!

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The husband brings home a parrot and says to his wife: - At the 
auction, I paid for him two hundred francs. They wanted to buy 
ten man ... But the interesting thing is that I do not even 
know who speaks Does he? - How is saying I? - Grumbles a 
parrot. - And who then raised the price?


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At the police station, the phone rings: - For help, help! -
heard in the tube. - Help! - Now we leave, - says
inspector. - But what happened? - The room broke into a cat! -
Excuse me, monsieur, but because of such trifles do not bother 
the police. Who are you? - How is who? The parrot, of course!


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Raven's get drunk in a tavern. Flew out and sat on a branch
(Wood), then sits on the bitch (a piece of wood) and tries to
say something: - Cours - chickens! Hmm? - Ker - ker! Hmm? - 
Kyrgyzstan - Kyrgyzstan! Hmm? - A! I remembered! Kar - Kar!


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Crawling two snakes and one asks the other: - Hey, we strongly
poisonous? - Strong! - Strong-strong? - Strong-strong-strong! -
Well, then n # $% ec me, I'm biting my tongue!

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Just do not know what to do with my dog. She is constantly
hunts for motorcycles. - Well, it's not scary. All dogs are so
do. - Yes, but my buries them in the garden!

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The hen laid an egg weighing five (5) kg. Stumbled against 
reporters ask the chicken: - How do you manage it? - Secret. - 
And what your future plans? - To lay an egg weighing 7 lbs! 
Reporters - to rooster: - How do you manage it? - The Secret! - 
And what are your plans for future? - To fill its head ostrich!