Move #05 18 мая 1997

Foreword - The paper comes out .. but only once a month.

                           Bus



    Early spring. Chirping birds, the sun warms, and
have already begun to melt the snow turned into a sticky 
brown-brown porridge.


    Hung with string bags granny in a quilted jacket and boots 
with galoshes, heavy, nervous trot trying to overtake gets 
under way Icarus. Salon with interest for her, shy

passers-by and fly spray.

    Once at a canter, granny desperate jerk
gets the same in the back door of the bus, and vporhnuv the 
stairs she tries to stop, but his hands are busy string bags. 
The driver, a belatedly noticed an increase in passenger stock,

probably the most luchshix motives, presses on the brake every 
vsex forces. Inside the bus who stood perfectly still unhappy 
grandmother receives additional acceleration and zapnuvshis, 
goes to solo flight, uttering heart-rending cry vsex 
superintendents - "Bo-o-and-a-ya-ah!" The whole cabin started.


    A young man in a light gray coat, intelligent-looking
stood near the driver's cabin, and he did not see the 
approaching opastnosti and when he heard behind him is, he 
turned. About sixty pounds of live weight grandmother applied 
to him head-butting below the belt.


    With a groan tixim guy bends. Before him kolenyax,
litsom buried in the place of impact, it is worth grandmother. 
He would dearly like it hugs ...


    Inside ambivalent feelings - men tremble,
women having fun on the soul. The position of the characters 
recalls not "The Return of the Prodigal Son with exchanging 
characters, not the execution of public blow job.


    The driver, apparently deciding that everything is already 
on mestax and all have It is well, hoping to catch a zelyny 
lights, pretty frisky touches. Sculptural group near his car 
does not stand up and collapses.


    A guy falls down and presses his grandmother under them. 
Slightly shell-shocked, she frantically tries to get the guy 
lying on the It can not straighten up, and trying to crawl 
away, becomes entangled in beschislennyx babkinyx yubkax and 
avoskax, that from time to time throws at him in the leg felt 
boot ... 

    Baraxtayas so they plucked a few
maloizvestnyx poses from the Kama Sutra, but for some reason do 
not stop none of the nix.


    Salon in ecstasy.

    Finally they manage to leave. Light-gray coat, after such
sexuality has become indistinguishable from the grandmother's 
quilted jackets. Knackered young man looks into xoxochuschy 
salon, not endure, it beats that there are forces in the face 
with his neighbor and then out of the bus.


    All this happened within three minutes ...

(Borrowed from Vitaly Greenberg)



                          Oda KOMARu

           (Dedicated to the sleepless nights from 28 to 29)

(C) Werewolves

                                       - These creatures, 
mosquitoes, well ... 

                                         chewed as beavers ...

                                                   (Gaza)


    So, KOMAP. This ugly insect hated by all
fibers of human (it is suspected that an animal) soul
because of some features, called in scientific circles as
PARASITISM or Vampire (the latter is more upotrebimo). KOMAP,
high-pitched ringing his little ugly wings, flies,
usually at the most inopportune moment (received information 
that appropriate moments do not exist) over the victim and a 
long and Cloyingly selects a landing site (to bite).


      -: Here we have to make a reservation: KOMAP feeds

         EXCLUSIVELY blood.

    If at the time of landing the victim, for various reasons 
do not felt something bite. KOMAP endowed by nature ...


      -: Historical Error: "Nature - Our Mother" - is

         long and fatal mistake of mankind was

         not debunked in one night and not one person.

         If nature has created such as ABOMINATION KOMAP, then

         Nor can it be the Mother!

    KOMAP endowed by nature (Preserve nature, your mother!) Thin
and an elongated proboscis, altered in nature (.....)
rictus. At the end of the proboscis is pointed in such a
way that vtyrkivaetsya absolutely all (eg, mad
KOMARy rush to the children's inflatable balls ...).

    After a brief sighting, KOMAP waving and
thrust their noses where not needed (will not be!). Usually,
This time the victim (if not asleep or drunk) is an acute,
THIN itching. It's not too late ... - Profit vile creature!

    Here are some tips. If KOMAP settled on his face - not
is hitting his hands, trying to get at random (70% of what he
have time to escape (!!...!...!!!!...!...!..!!)). Take your time
(Still have to be itchy), try to determine exactly in
what place zhiruet KOMAP. Slowly and deliberately (and God's 
sake, without stirring - GO AWAY IN FACT, Padley!) raise your 
hand (you can two for loyalty) to the level where it is 
supposed KOMAP, and ... vmazhte as much as possible. If you get 
into the goal (!!!), and face will be a bloody mess from 
KOMARa, you will experience a feeling comparable only with ... 
blissful buzz and excitement, mixed with sadism and the desire 
to profit is a couple of dozen KOMARov. 

    If you promazhete, apart from the bruises, you're bound
feel cruelly deceived. In 99% of the victims jumped up and
grasping the hands of a newspaper, a towel (a stool, a hammer, 
sneakers ...) starts chasing KOMARom in impotent rage by hitting

everything. In 2% of cases, you will catch is that ugly and 
will beat ITS. At 10% you will see a couple more KOMARov and 
100% of what you will trying to kill them.


    There are several features in nailing KOMARa on the walls.
First: swinging, you are in raptures smears creature on the 
wall, after which it remains beautiful brown spots (some

KOMARONENAVISTNIKOV these spots dot and ceilings). Second,
more humane way (with respect to the walls): KOMARa cover
jar. After that swept KOMAP is trapped.
Overfishing so all KOMARov, they may be passing
finger directly at the bank. But you can (!!!) to put the bank 
on Slow fire .... Pour hot water ... Filled with smoke ...

Private KOMARONENAVISTNIKI leave the bank alone and with
Schadenfreude KOMARov NOT FEED Watching starving to death ...

    What is positive is a KOMARa? Perhaps only two
features. First: KOMAP-biting is her femaleness
(Tiffany). Guys also eat pollen (well what does not
romance?). The second and last: the larva is nothing KOMARa
other than Motyl, which you can fish.


                               Quietly hated KOMARa Werewolves.