Move #03 15 марта 1997

Интервью

Joke - Visiting MASTSOFT'a.

                 FUN

(C) Beard


             The coincidence of names, facts,

             persons, etc. please do not assume
             valid because all that

             you read, there is only the fruit

             my brain inflammation.


                               Have a FUN!



          Visiting MASTSOFT'a


   In the first issue of our newspaper a correspondent visited 
Sergei Mastsoftovicha in the hall, where a relaxed and homely

situation took an interview. But it was
time, and here's another newspaper correspondent
happened to be in a hallway at the notorious MASTSOFT'a you.

Reporter: Hello, Sergei!
MASTSOFT: (confidently looking to the right
eyes) Well, hello.
K: (light off) you have a good hall.
M: Yes.
K: And there's probably room?
M: Well, have to say.
K: Kitchen big? (Korean tries to push through
one eye over his shoulder MAST'a)
M: (standing on tiptoes) Yes.
K: A bathroom separate? (Tries left
hand to reach the coveted pens)
M: Well, what to say.
K: Well I went?
M: Go on.
K: (at door) And I can still somewhat
ask questions? Tell me, what
Happiness?
M: Happiness - is when many ... And what
next question?
K: How old are you?
M: What about now?
K: No, right here.
M: Well, at that question in two words and
do not answer ...
K: That's a hussar has 4 vice: maps, wine,
Tobacco and women. How are you with this, the evils?
M: Well, what to say. Yes, I generally do not drink
and do not smoke.
K: (scratching his throat) What? Do not drink? Even
with friends?
M: Well, it's holy ...
K: I do not understand. Answer honestly: you, specifically,
you-wee-wa-eating? (Syllable)
M: (with sadness in his eyes) And do you have?
K: (honestly) no.
M: (more honest) Then do not drink.
K: But what do you women prefer?
M: I-uh, a white woman should be first
and last wife.
K:???
M: That's like something from an interview here Kolyaya taken,
so in the end he was asked: "What can you wish for all young 
people in New Year? ". So he replied:" Well, walk right, mark 
it, take a look to the various girls, and though not with the 
girls, it's better with women ... " K: Yeah, really. MAST, here 
you are a popular hacker, and the street you know? M: Yes, in 
many ways: you know me, I'm somebody else. And I do not only on 
the street to find out ... But most of all I know a neighbor 
from the bottom (from the lower floors). K: MAST, here you are 
a popular hacker, and How much do you earn?

M: So I have the same about this last time asking.
K: Okay. And what are you wasting your money?
M: Well, what to say. As a rule of ... A
What's the next question?
K: Do you have a dream?
M: (rolling his eyes) Yes. I dream AMIG'u
two hundred ton purchase.
K: By the PC as otnosishsya?
M: Like, like - yes did. I'll tell you one
bike. Calling a dude to another: - Hello, how are you? - A bad. 
Yesterday evening zdohla mother, so I'm up all night is, ... I 
even pisyuk hung. Here, my brain got, I'll go on the market, 
selling may be. K: I see ... MAST, here you are a popular 
hacker, often give interviews, but there are such questions 
that you would not want to answer? M: You asked me how many 
questions? K: I? So ... (Bends fingers) again .. two ..

so ... sixteen.
M: That is, perhaps, these sixteen.
K: (knowingly) Yeah ... But tell me, you and
ARS'om toy writing, and the artist in you
there? KAZ before you draw, right?
M: (after a brief pause helps the correspondent to leave on the 
landing) Well drew, if you can call it drawing. Had to 
continually go to him, beg. A KAZ broke all the time,

As ... And recently, Nick has found the class artist, so that 
work is underway. K: I'm glad.

M: (helps the correspondent to descend from
stairs) Me too. I think that the toy will turn to level.
K: I saw the source of your creation. Must
to say I liked them. Toy quite amusing, with distorted. Did not 
like is that spraytikov nadergali and playing field for some 
dark, where you will not go - anywhere sand, desert, a little 
greenery. M: (continues to help the reporter

down) What do you want from the demo-version?
And this applies sprites, they have redrawn. Already redrawn 
and the protagonist, and locks, and all the vegetation. What 
about green promise nothing, because I have it on Tele-green is 
very badly seen ... 


   The correspondent heard, suddenly
turns on the street. Realizing that he heard
from the popular hacker is not all he yells through the closed 
front door on the side door:

 - MAST, and when I came, what did you do
   Camping?

   Out the door hear purse and joyful
voice:
 - Floppy disks formatted potrekovaya third time!


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    Here is an interesting interview took

      y MASTSOFT'a our correspondent says.