Nicron #17 23 января 1997

Stories - police stories, continued.

          Police stories (eighties)



Tekst typed (c), Fedotov NN
Treatment in WORD (with) MDF HACKER

                 Wally


     Once employees NN-second police station in Moscow detained
two individuals for trafficking in something illegal. The 
operation took place clean, happy policemen brought speculators 
into the office at their own car, there is emptied goods was 
drawn up after being released.


     A few minutes after that someone "just in case"
checked the license plate numbers of flies. It turned out that 
the machine is in search as stolen. Chief had called all the 
muddler and ordered immediately bring violators back, as the 
only way to avoid the shame - quickly find the criminals and 
make it look that they will not let go. But the address, which 
called the detainee was false, and his driver's license - fake. 
Had burning with shame confess to the authorities that 
proshlyapili, and give orientation to search for the city.


     A month later he was found. Found the operator of Murano, 
in the the same NN-th branch, where the offender rented an 
apartment. Head of department warned about "incomplete official 
capacity," and he in his put in place to some of his 
subordinates. Since NN-e department is renowned for having got 
there comes only hours after six, not before his entire 
biography will be tested by minutes.



            On passing transport


     At that time we had to take a gangster in a subway station
Mayakovskaya, at the far end of the exit vestibule. It was 
there that he appointment.


     We are not very well located on the site, or fails to
approached him. The offender managed to understand what was 
happening, grabbed pistol and wounded one of our guys. And 
rushed to the door across the station. It so happened that 
turned out to intercept it no one, all somehow huddled in the 
end station. Shoot after impossible, because there were people 
in front. All ran after him, but the bandit managed to get a 
solid head start. That's when one of our operas, Alexander 
Belsky, guessed to cling to the train's departure, thereby 
obtaining an advantage in speed. When he caught up with the 
fleeing criminal, then realized that the jump is not able. 
Therefore, he violated the strict orders prohibiting the 
shooting in public places, and fired twice. Unfortunately, he 
missed. But the fugitive from fright fell from the platform on 
the way, there it and took it. And Sasha is nothing to do but 
pull over to the wagon and in a position to go to the next 
station, "Gorky," where he was greeted by colleagues and long 
laughed at him. 

     Shooting in a public place freely fails: all received
bosses on the first number. Then we still have a long bowed in 
all police departments, citing as an example of an illiterate

work. Evidence of this famous campaign everyone can see
Station Mayakovskaya: if you look closely, the wall above
rails are visible Scherbiny from bullets.


               (THE END)