Nicron #15 10 января 1997

Stories - police bikes.

          Police stories (eighties)



Tekst typed (c), Fedotov NN
Treatment in WORD (with) MDF HACKER

             Version


     Once in a district department happened Ensk emergency, 
threatening to turn into trouble. First Lieutenant, SD 
detective, shot on the street four people. He justified by the 
fact that they were going to attack him, which was seems to be 
true, but no witnesses, other evidence also no. And there are 
corpses. And nowhere on this unpleasant fact of no escape 
Killed were all not angels, 2-3 previous convictions, and one 
even listed as a wanted man. But this is far not enough

to open fire on people.

     Having estimated the alignment, head of SD to realize that 
his subordinate to the Chicago manners shines dock

that, in general, fairly, and he himself - a reprimand, which 
is totally unacceptable. Urgently needed to take action. 
Therefore, He immediately went to the passport office to Major 
Velichko. Why there, where do OVIR? And do with it. Major 
Velichko - wife of District Attorney, namely, the prosecutor 
sometimes depends the proceedings. Since two years ago, 
Velichko appointed prosecutor, his wife has grown from 
lieutenant to major (and retired Colonel gone) and is often 
prompted the leadership of political literate moves.


     The agreed version in the mouths of all the stories 
sounded the culprit as follows: "When I walked down the street, 
I somehow hit from behind. I've lost consciousness. When I came 
around there was nobody, just lay four corpses. Pistol at me, 
too, was not. I immediately called the police station and 
reported the incident. "Pistol, owned by opera, found on the 
same day on the lawn one block from the scene. Prints, of 
course, no. This version proved to be beneficial for the 
operator. Since the other witnesses did not was written off by 
the murder of an unknown attacker. 

     True, instead of a criminal case on officer SD formed
visyak. But it's not so scary. This visyak, as is customary in 
those places will be decommissioned on the first killed by 
bandits. 


            Summed up the technique


     Two of his friends restore their financial position easy 
way - robbery. They got somewhere balloon with nerve gas, at 
the sight of whose citizens informed from the press about the 
extraordinary effectiveness of this weapon, they preferred to 
part with money. 

     Four of expropriation were successful, and the fifth time 
the unexpected happened. Cavalier girls got into a fight. One 
he Knocked once, the other knocked the knife. The robber picked 
up his bottle and pressed ... Woke up he was in the police 
department. Two sergeants spit spray in his hands and from time 
to time, with a laugh pressed the trigger. Each time you click 
from there flew a trickle of water. 


             Religionist


     Sergei operas of the N-th police station stood in the 
street appointed place and waited for the girl. Every minute he 
looked at his watch, and the girls did not come. Sergei began 
to get nervous. At this point, approached him and insinuating 
he asked the boy: 

     - Young man, do you believe in God?

     - Get out!

     Friend all did not appear. Sergey thought, I do not prefer
Is she so hairy student. The boy continued:

     - Young people at the meeting of our Church of Christ ...

     - I told him disappear!

     Once again, looking at his watch, Sergei realized that she
will not come. He definitely upset.

     - A young man, belief in God give you comfort and ...

     Here Sergei knew on whom he now picks evil:

     - Cid! Documents!

     The boy's face changed, and then ran away. But the operas
was quicker, rolled and dragged him to the department. And has 
already started write a report that he allegedly used foul 
language cursing in a public place. But then came on duty and 
said that a detainee during the inspection found the state 
awards. Not one, not two as many as nine medals and five 
medals. Sergey, of course, there also wrote another report that 
to him, say, an unknown citizen approached and offered to buy 
the awards. 

     It turned out that the guy proceeds of speculation state 
awards was not enough, and he hired to American preachers

agitate for their church. But the career of a missionary is not 
successful, and had a haircut in the "monks".



          Happy New Year, Prometheus!


     He worked in the police department Ensk Korean, Kim. On 
the form - the usual Korean: height 160, weight 50. But Kim was 
the champion in his weight on something east. This is very 
helpful to him to persuade offenders. 

     This story happened to Kim in the New Year. He saw
as the two robbed some institution: one down from the window
computer and the other to accept it. Strongly approaching
thieves, the operas of "persuaded" to surrender in his usual 
style. True, and the computer crashed and crashed, but it does 
not matter. There was a question on conveyance of criminals. 
Each of them was twice as heavy as Kim, that is delivered 
personally, he could only one. The yield was found is simple: 
one of the bandits pulled Kim back into the room and handcuffed 
to a radiator. Then, rassovav the pockets of thieves tools, 
raised the second and walked with him to the squad.


     In the office camera arrived at 22:30 and ... New Year's 
Eve, he met ibid. Then he mentioned the detention, then 
something else. In general, the other criminals recalled on 
January 2 in the afternoon. That survived he spent two days 
chained in an empty room, to describe I do not presume. But 
this was a rare case where the offender was extremely happy to 
visit the police. 

            (To be continued)