Nicron #15 10 января 1997

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 Hello to all readers: Today we like, Do you notice, circular
date - the 15th edition of the newspaper.
So today we offer a small text
of life of our fellow IBM.
Well, naturally, the picture is, as always.

Perhaps someone has seen and clyshal, but when I uclyshal - that
sunk into the soul. Typed text (c) Vladimir Barmin.

Hence it was like.
Comes one programmer to another to work at night and sees
such a picture - his friend in an empty room costs about
computer and keep all ten fingers on keyborde on the screen
Nude woman, but a friend of his! foot! incredibly izvernuvshis
trying to pull the computer power cord from the outlet. Then he
saw each other so as zaoret wild voice, "Pull the damn thing
cord !!!!" Well, he pulled the cord, asked what happened? One
says: "Bring me today a new anti-virus, I had
launched, it checked out, everything says you are normal. And 
then: "Want to see a naked woman [Yes] or [No]?". Well, I say 
to him: of course, <Yes>. He writes: "Hit ten keys." Well, I 
clicked. Then leaves the screen naked woman, and below 
Inscription:        "Let at least one - a format the hard 
drive." Well, I tried to press the Reset nose - did not work, a 
button small but fell ....


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