C-Net Week #17 15 октября 1998

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Samples pen - a fairy tale: "in the far unexplored territory, he lived was an old HACKER grandfather and had three sons: the user, Gamer, and lamer ... "

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Filename: Story_00.W
To: all
From: Rum
Subjec: I want to tell you a story ..... Hoooochchchuuu
Date: 02.11.98 18:20

          ^^^^^^^^
MAN> I pin the date ... ;)


    As once, back in unexplored territory, he lived was an old
HACKER grandfather and had three sons: the user, Gamer, and 
lamer ... 


    They lived not bemoaned but then one day, zaahotelos Gamer
igrufku new, and not to zaamorskaya was, as its own. Said
he informed his grandfather HACKER'u, called the grandfather of 
his sons (Grandchildren?) And grit ...



    "A Do not send us an algorithm for a beer, sit down and
think about a bottle (second) what favorite toy Gamer
dobyt.Tridtsat drank three bottles and came up with: "Give us ka
him naked woman, but only an inflatable, let a child teShitsya. 
"And he sent grandfather HACKER user and lamer ... They 
insulted and left. 

 -Here is a pancake, some buggy, I thought my grandfather 
HACKER, because we only   to make a joke like, but they just 
rave about! 

And then my grandfather sent Gamer ... (but he bastard, did not 
want to be sent!), Modem on LIGHT BBS! 

A FOX him there a little bit is not formatted, accidentally! : (
 Hi-sysop, says he Gamer, let me Cuckoo igruhu-rulez!
 -Hey, dude, Scodie ka you for a beer ...


    Nothing to do, Gamer had to go for a beer for Fox'a ...
Climbed, he climbed, somehow got into the INTERNET, and got 
lost! Gamer wandered on the Internet, many sites in different 
countries walked around and finally came to some road not 
hozhennuyu. Went Gamer on it doooolgo walked until he finally 
came to what is server near which stood a man, and wrote on the 
wall serevere crooked handwriting FatALitY RuLEz. Gamer looked 
closer to the dude and recognized him ARS'a. "Wow ARS !!!!", 
Gamer yelled," can dash I couple of bottles of beer?? "But Ares 
was drunk and as a consequence nemeryannom buggy, and he sent 
the unfortunate Gamer fuck away "Do not you see what? I'm 
buggy! But Gamer is tired of his constantly sent, and took the 
opportunity, he skomunizdil and Arsa two bottles of beer, and 
went back. Just because he did not know where it is located, 
and he decided then have someone ask where Light BBS is located 
... So he walked an hour or two, yes and no anyone and never 
met, and then thinks: 

 - And fuck me, I BBS sysop for himself will come down.


    He climbed the tree sits and waits, suddenly sees is the 
path goon 3 * 3 and so viciously from side to side glances. 
Well, I think Gamer Pipe came to me, if the balls otorvut means 
lightly. 


    Redneck too Gamer immediately noticed, well, thinks the new 
BBS'ka opened, it is necessary to look, maybe then we contract.


    Poor Gamer did not even know where to go, then as a redneck
zaoret:
-I am a little Petya can taxied to you?
Well-Nehru himself!, Thought Gamer, I like ACS, would not, but 
if the situation forces the function, it is necessary to 
estimate, for conspiracy at least ... "Well hello," said Gamer, 
we climb up to my tree. 

Well here Petya overclocking kaaak zakonnektilsya on the tree, 
and asked a Gamer:


-Gy, and as ETA called a BBS?!
-I have those hto, help desk or something?!
-What you said leymer fucking!
"Yes I do, I say that the names had not yet invented.
-Okay, look at me and not something ...

Little Pete was obviously ill-mannered fellow. Do not have time 
to spruce zaskoknut, and already has at home.


-Well, we'll teach ka him good manners, rubbed his hands with
 maliciously ulybkoy said Gamer. -To begin to acquaint Fana
 Team FORMAT:)!
Sign, Peter, is the format, "said the Gamer, and typed:

A> FORMAT "Pete"

AAaaaa !!!!! shouted Peter, but it was too late ... (here we 
must not miss one more thing: in a hurry Gamer driver forgot to 
set the format which is probably Fox wrote, and because of its 
origin, driver was obviously set up to format the brain ...;)


-Prekratiiii your mother! Yelled Pete, I'll schaz otkruchu 
balls! -Remove by unscrewing if doteneshsya:) smile Gamer.

 Suddenly, already half digrodirovannomu Pete came shining
 thought (I would say even thinking inadequate mental
 development!).
Nuuu-hold on!, In a fit of FORMATologii shouted Peter and 
filled in  clave:


A> FORMAT "Gamer"

But then Pete is not large povezlo.Vmesto A> FORMAT "Gamer" 
Peter under the condition of formatting missed the letter and 
turned 

A> FORMA "Gamer", which means the full team:

Format Petya shape GameraDolgo still be heard screaming
Petruha turning into a form Gamera.Tut finally FORMAT
over and .... Sit on the tree now two twin brother: Gamer
and another Gamer .. Because of its close resemblance, direct 
Gamer also liked each other, and they began flying at night

konektitsya each other on the tree ... But soon tired of them
both of boring talk, when the same sobisednikov
Thinking that one asks, and he already knew the answer ...

    Im so tired of sitting, and they decided to go in search of
preklyucheny, and good beer ...


                 The Adventure Begins ...

Well ... Get down from the tree immediately not work out, 
forgot how zakonnektilis. Gamer says he should jump, and 
Peter-Gamer grit that nothing get-Hang. Then they both came to 
a cool idea and arm themselves are drawn to the most important 
button-"RESET" ... 

 Broads! tree immediately disappeared, and after a second of 
darkness, they were in white-and-white box, and away it was 
written: 


                     Sinclair Research ltd ...

Then there was not visible, but Gamer did a hundred paces, and 
suddenly seen in the distance something resembling a shell. 
Lomanuli they there-maybe the beer will be! Over the heads of 
them raced in dryzg Drunken floppy and individual files, as 
well as the different modules and Algorithms ...



    Suddenly (oh lord, I can not stand it any more) because of 
the rotation there is little SupermegaPetya (that way 5 * 5), 
is not very friendly, erysipelas, long legs, generally typical 
of King Kong. 

Che, do we? - Asked Gamer, Petya-Gamer - Maybe it
 Formatnut try? Although such a redneck without a fight, hardly 
give up: ( "Well, we'll see! -Gamer said, "I have one

 familiar fan, he finally can pros on various manifestations of 
this  "Petyaaktivnosti, and especially on various hangs here

 I remember once he had hung, and then sto ...
In short, you can ?!!!! -Shouted Petya-Gamer. "He was very 
close!  a couple of hundred bytes left!

-Okay, call schaz Fanu, let them share some nebudu Zacklin 
Niemi hangs about, maybe, work, and this redneck hang! 
-Davaaaay quickly, otherwise we all will DISK ERROR!  Gamer 
pulled from the cache cellular modem and dialed a familiar 
number:  "6-25-18 "....


Redneck was already there ...

Then came the familiar macro, and Gamer howled: Fox, pancake, 
help me! 

-D E M O E P AND O!?? -Yelled FOX, Thou already when he 
promised? -Beer? Aaa ... And it ... eue ... And it is at this 
shkafopodobnoy gorily  is! - Gamer, and pointed his finger at 
the third Petya, who are already so  vreminem came very close.

"What?"? in this Macaques have a beer?? - Surprised FOX
-Yeah, but he does not like to share it (Beer)
-Hto do not like to share? Paryve-in anger shouted FOX-Wait a he
 from my new effect so zaglyuchit that will then be
 network to roam and yell:


          Kampot - is the BEST drink!!!

M.A.N.> 2 FOX: I dug up the tale ... Now the word was for you!

        ... To be continue???



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