Lime Tree #16 06 марта 1996

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Lit.Stranichka - The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (Chapter 8).

 Chapter Eight, in which Christopher Robin organizes 
Ekskpeditsiyu         and buhnyu at the North Pole.


    Winnie the Pooh wandered through the forest, going to see 
her boyfriend Christopher Robin and to find out if he did not 
forget that some bears have to give sober. Actually, the Pooh 
is cool one's coppers morning (very modest: two hundred grams 
of vodka and half a tin of "AMSTERDAM NAVIGATOR "), but he 
believed that the excess portion still does not harm anyone.    
 And now, humming the chorus of her new songs: "An hour or two 
will fly like a bird, and there will be time for sober, Pooh 
got to the house of Christopher Robin. Along with the green 
door Winnie noticed eerie smell that filled around space.

    Christopher Robin was sitting by the door, pulling on her 
who had seen types Hiking Boots. Here and there they were worn 
holes, through which he propagated the most terrible smell.     
- Wow, Kristy, - said Pooh, holding out his paw .- Pour, huh? 
Be a friend.     - A parrot will not crack? - Christopher Robin 
quipped.     - Do not burst, do not worry - said Pooh .- No, I 
mean?     - By the way, Pooh, - said Christopher Robin, with 
difficulty pulled his right boot to the end - right now, we all 
bring down the North Pole. The expedition, you know?

    - What kind of Expotition? - Outraged Pooh .- I've been not
pohmelyayus three days, and he Expotition! Kiss my anus!
    - In short, Pooh - Christopher Robin snapped, pulling his 
boots until the end, though, tearing at the same sole, - In 
short, we go, and all. Got it?

    - Got it - reluctantly, said Pooh.
    - And do not "ck" and "CU"! Expedition! Picnic! Buhnya! - 
Explained Christopher Robin is still doubting Pooh.     The 
last word very pleased with Winnie the Pooh.     - What is the 
North Pole? - He asked.     - Well, this sort of thing that 
open - said Christopher Robin, who was himself ill-conceived 
that it is for thing: the school and he had two on botany.

    - Bottle? - Winnie suggested.
    - Almost. Listen, warn the others while I lace poglazhu, 
okay? And yet we must not forget the vodka.     - What is the 
wiring? We Th, the telegraph?     - Do not what, and 
sorokogradusnuyu! Plump, short - explained Christopher Robin.   
  - Ah, of course! - Said Pooh happily. - And then I think some 
more wiring ... Then I'll go and tell all.     And he went out.

    The first person he met was cheerful half-drunk Rabbit.
    - Hello, Rabbit! - Said Pooh. Is that you?
    - No! - Said Rabbit. - But you say that it pass.
    - Tell him that he brake, and that we are going to the 
Expotition to the North Pole. Importantly, do not forget about 
that drink.     - Okay, before, "agreed Bunny .- And where did 
this suddenly?     - Yes, fuck knows. In my opinion, Christy 
today smallness of - said Pooh, pointedly pointing at his chin. 
    - Damn, have to go, but it still will not run ... - Said 
Rabbit. - What else?     - I'll run to Piglet, Kanga and you 
say, okay?     And ran the Pooh to Piglet.

    He found Piglet in the company nulyak buhogo Eeyore and 
more or less sober owl. They spent time on the porch of Piglet, 
gambling roulette, using as a last bottle of champagne. Piglet, 
although he was sober and permanently lost and angry at Eeyore 
playing in his opinion, dishonest.

    Piglet just lost twenty pieces, appeared as Vinnie.

       - Hi all, - said Pooh, coming closer. - We go to 
Expotition and take some booze! We must do something open.


       - What's open? - Frightened Piglet. - Not so evil?

       - Christopher Robin did not say anything about the 
anger. But there but there is a "COP".


       - KSA I'm not afraid when he was sober - said firmly
Piglet. And if we go with Christopher Robin, then I do not 
afraid of anyone. Besides the Pooh, of course. 

       - Do not be scared, Piglet. Want you hurt me. Vaughn 
Eeyore with you will understand, - has promised Pooh. 

       Some time later, all were assembled, and the expedition 
started. First came Christopher Robin and Rabbit, Piglet, and 
behind him Pooh, Kanga further with Roo and Owl, even further - 
Eeyore, and in the end - nemerenoe number of relatives and 
friends Bunny. 

       - I have not called, - was justified before Christopher 
Rabbit Robin. - They only say that go thump, because they are 
ten times more was coming ...


       - Nothing, Rabbit - said Christopher Robin. - Let go.
We are all equal then the girl will need - not as in Kanga
Really! How many girls?

       - Well, somewhere eighteen - figured Rabbit.

       - Well, fine. Let them go back to Eeyore.

       - I do something not realized - suddenly heard the voice 
of Eeyore. - Christopher Robin, Do not run, but you see the 
face get away with ... 

       Rabbit and Winnie the Pooh, Christopher Robin began to 
hold, vskinuvshego gun and said that now one ass-bastard gets 
smaller. Eeyore, for its part, continued to swear in address 
not only Christopher Robin, but almost all members of the 
expedition, including the names of all relatives and friends 
Rabbit. 

       Finally order was restored, and Expotition tune
walked on. All its members tortured question, where did they
come, and Winnie the Pooh, in addition, tortured another 
question: when will they stop and drink what was in the 
backpack of Christopher Robin and in the pockets of his own. 

       A peal of bottles in a backpack Chief Expotition Pooh
figure out that there are about seven to ten bubbles, so that 
with his own two receive very decent dose. And Pooh throwing 
pathetic and very gloomy views of uneven swinging back 
Christopher Robin in the hope that he feels and then stop. But 
that was clearly not up to the telepathic conversation from the 
beginning sober bear - Christopher Robin with apprehension felt

the rest of his breakfast with the two hundred grams of slowly 
climbing up the esophagus. 

       - Stop - Rabbit cried, seeing that Christopher Robin has 
fallen on the ground and began to ease stomach.


       - Well, at last, - said Pooh happily and began to open 
the backpack, Christopher Robin, had fallen near his master. 

       Expotition is fairly extensive forest clearing.
Nearby heard somewhere babbling creek. Rabbit, who has 
undertaken function of the Deputy Chief Expotition, with the 
help of Winnie the Pooh Christopher Robin dragged to the water. 
After a few sips of water he became a little easier.


       - Mu-u-zhiki! - Said Christopher Robin. - Here the 
condition-to-three Priv-in-al! I think we should ... Well, what 
we ... I ... we brought the Pooh ... Generally, pour, Pooh! 

       Pooh a little annoyed to see that two bottles of the 
seven (Masterfully accurate forecast!) Have been defeated in 
the fall, but because A total of seven! He brought two 
"Rasputin", and in Christopher Robin were "Kremlin" and 
"Capital", and even some with no labels. 

       Since the glass was only one (Pooh is always prudent to
carried it with him), then pour all of Winnie ocheredi.Kenga, 
only now understand why they came here, terribly troubled and 
strictly punished Roo does not approach the Pooh. However, Roo 
was soon asked to use the toilet, and using permission, 
penetrated to Pooh and drank put one hundred and twenty grams. 
Pooh, pouring Roo Stopar, wiped away a tear and thought: "What 
a spoiled young people today!" 

       - Everyone has got to? - Asked Pooh.

       - Everyone, except me - said Eeyore. - I've recently 
been drinking only Gimlet. I wonder if there was chance gimlet?


       - There seems to be - said Pooh, pouring a glass of an 
unmarked bottle. - Well, there it is, he - Winnie confirmed 
after tasting. 

       Relatives and friends Bunny got only about five hundred 
grams of vodka at all, that is, the seven urchins and eighteen 
Protein (the latter accounted for Girls Foundation Expotition). 
But, having Considering that most of them were not drinking, 
and also very young, they will be quite enough. They lacked 
only a mind blowing away legs. 

       Participants Expotition peacefully resting on the 
meadow. Booze Piglet loud snoring, seated himself at the side 
of Eeyore, Owl Kenge told recipe for beer, although it is not 
Kanga and listen, but Roo was lost in thought over the surface 
of the river and thought blevanut or not blevanut. Winnie the 
Pooh for a long time looking after the girl in the crowd of 
relatives and friends Bunny and selecting, at last one, dragged 
to dance. 

       Meanwhile, almost sober Rabbit whispered a few words 
razomlevshemu Christopher Robin, and they moved aside. 

       - I do not want to talk at all, - has explained Bunny.

       - So? - Asked Christopher Robin, ill understand what was 
wanted of him. 

       - Robin, you're drunk - unequivocally Rabbit.

       - Who, me? - Outraged by Christopher Robin. - I'm not 
drunk, I'm just a little drunk ... 

       - Certainly, of course - with a twist "said Rabbit. - FIG
You brought them here? Yes put more vodka? Yes, they are also 
here this will! Look for Pooh that he Sashka insect gets up!


       - This section. S, is, selfish. Th! - Said Christopher 
Robin in Pooh's address, seeing. - Yes I am right now ... 

       Disassembly would be inevitable, if not there was one 
small event. Roo, misinformed her vestibular apparatus, made a 
wrong move and fell in vodu.Podhvachenny course, he was quickly 
disposed toward the dam. 

       - En fallen into the water, - stated Rabbit.

       Kanga nearly fainted, and then became a frantic
irregularly worn on the beach, shouting: "Roo, dear, you all 
right?" on that should not have any answer.


       - So, quick, do something! - Disposed of on the shore of 
Rabbit. 

       Winnie and Christopher Robin in response to this, both 
ran into the water to help Roo. But Winnie said that 
Christopher Robin is swimming faster, and sent his mate, saying 
that he not jumped on the signal, and Pooh swim much faster. 
Christopher Robin saw it as a challenge for the tournament, and 
they swam on the dispute to the opposite shore.


       Meanwhile, Eeyore decided to go with hands-Pooh Sasha 
insects, but alas - he did not hurt vyshlo.Sashka said that 
drinking should be smaller, and Eeyore comforted her, saying 
that through week he would again be able to own them.


       A rabbit in a few minutes, pulled out of the water of 
all four: Roo, Pooh, Christopher Robin and Kanga, who tried to 
jump over a river. 

       Friends of the Earth's axis is urgently found and put on 
her plate with the inscription:



       Here we were:
       Christopher Robin, Pooh, Rabbit,
       Piglet, Kanga, RU, Owl, Eeyore,
       Sashka Bugs AND OTHERS.

         EAST 17 IS THE BEST!!!



       After that, Rabbit and Kanga took all the houses. And 
Tiny Ru (although I'm not so sure), had to be taken 
immediately, "Bittner," and go to sleep. 

       And in the morning all was the Ono!

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