Lime Tree #02 25 ноября 1995

HUMOR - a few jokes.

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               WHY THE DOG LICKS YOUR ASS??
Because he knows that in five minutes he will have to lick YOU

                           In the face.

* Family gathered at the table for dinner. Vovochka thought and 
thought, 

  And he said:

  -MAMA ALSO HELICOPTER, ALL MAKES AND DADDY AND MAKE THIS 
...,- Leisure time prop     SMYSLENNY gesture. MAMA, Ninny, 
faints. A Vovochka 

    Thought again and says:

  -PAPA DO HELICOPTER, ALL EB + # @ T, A an MA HERE AGAIN MAKES 
...,- 

    Unequivocal gesture. PAPA DO IN OBMOROKE.VOVOCHKA:

  Sisters-HELICOPTER IN MOUTH AND TAKES ALL DAET.-OH, SISTER

    ALSO faints.

  Vova-DO HELICOPTER, NAPIZ> [A, and sleep will go.

* Crawls PEOPLE ON THE DESERT, half dead from thirst, asks:

  -WATER ... WATER ...

  In the heart of the desert meets HIS BOY, which trade

  TIES:

  -BUY TIE, only 5 bucks!

  -WATER ... WATER ... -Asks a person.

  SELLER LOOKING AT HIM AND SAYS:

  -SEE, man, you in a bad FORM. That's what, take COUPLE TIE

  FOR FIVE!

  "No," says poor fellow, "I NEED WATER - and crawls ON.

  THROUGH A FEW MILES SEES: standing in the middle DESERT LUXURY

  RESTAURANT. THE MAN WITH THE LABOUR crawls up the steps and 
from the settlement   Lednev FORCES knocking at the door. OPENS 
PORTER: 

  -WATER ... WATER ...

  -Sorry, sir, - PORTER ANSWERS - WE JUST LOG IN

   Tie.

* Captain, returned from round the world

   TRAVEL Meet my friend.

  - Are you so sad? , Asked one.

  - WHEN moored to AFRICA, I was raped MONKEY ...

  - Well you Do not worry, everything will remain in the 
mystery - APE did not 

    SPOKEN.

  - YES, DO NOT SAY ... And not writing ... And Do not call ... 
ALL 

    FORGOT ...

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