Speccy #03 31 декабря 1995

Конкурсы

Tusovka - The first swallow for the contest: "The funniest anecdote in the computer theme.

            Party


 Leafing through the pages last
numbers, you probably remember that
Bobyshev George offered to open competition for the funniest
anecdote on the computer theme.
Oddly, he and George
became the very first sign
in this new, exciting
case. Editorial Board hopes that funny anecdotes from Monakhov, 
optimistically affect all pranksters rabotayushih on the 
Spectrum. We hope that a good beginning

not be the first and last
squeak, and will be a harbinger
large flocks of new jokes. Thus,
before you the vanguard of the future
cannot.



Bobyshev George.



         Programmer Yasha did

         sub-extinguishing

         screen explosion.

         Programming method is not

         it turned out, had

         make the hardware.


          User Yasha function

         exactly according to instructions:
"If you start your computer on
screen stuff, drop it. "Each
time, he increased the height.
It did not help!

 Yash wrote eight kilobytes
text. Threw a computer. AND
thought: "A record?" Nu



  Holmes! This computer does not

   prodaetsya two years. Why?

  -What do you think, Watson?

  Can-Spectrum ...

  "But it is elementary Watson!

   His firm released a "Glitch."


  -Watson, from the smell?

  -This is the hostess prepares a pie.

  -No ... we burned down the computer.


  -Stirlitz! What's wrong with the computer!

   It's all in the cracks!

  -Come with me to fight.

  -How?! Where?!

  "Well ... where to Renegad-e course.



  In the Armenian Radio asked:


  -What is the Soviet equivalent

   CPU Z-80?

  -It: poslanie to ... a message of

   ... message at the ...


  -What will happen when you cross IBM

    PENTAGON and 128?

  -Buggy IBM.


  -What is the perversion by Speck
   Truman?

  -This is when the computer is doing

   one programmer wants another

   and on the idea to the third.


  -How to live a real Hacker?

  -How does an owl: a day sleeps at night

   work.


  -What is the ZX-Spectrum?

  -This is a weapon of mass lesions
   of.


  -What is a boomerang on Spect
   room?

  -This is when the programmer is looking for

   errors in the program, and program
   ma looking for errors in the programmer.


  Papa, and when your program

   wrote: without a pint nepoy
   children! Where it needs to fill?

  -E, son, when he writes, pour

   should not it!

 Kidnapped Japanese technology
production Pentagon 128.
The first five years they were thinking: that
they produce, the second five
years: how it works. And yet
five: whether it works.

 The customs office in Moscow detained
a man who tried to bring
Computer circuit Sinclair ...
And they gave him 10 years for attempted
removal of state secret
information to disclose
scheme Mr. Sinclair.

WARNING!

 Due to the small
warehouses,
Editorial Board temporarily stop taking
fences with jokes.

Everyone to take
participated in the contest, you are kindly asked to use for 
this purpose a piece of paper and envelope, or a floppy disk. 

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