Optron #43 10 апреля 2001

Hobby - something about love ....

                  LOVE

        (You have it handy ...)


  {} Trynova Victoria, 2001


  What's that, sister? You ask
This ME? I do not believe that it seriously. Although
Wait ... Maybe I'll tell you koechto. That's it - something 
about love. Because All about love that you hardly anybody

tell. In general, listen. It is useful to you.

  The most fun and carefree time of your
life began: you've already freed from the hardships and 
problems of his previous hobbies. First you change the root 
their attitudes toward food. 

  So, right from the morning, had not yet pushed his way eyes, 
you build on the sunny kitchen Huge sandwich a la from which we 
must " and punish him, drinking tea. On

breakfast plate in front of you appears to
mountain of fried potatoes, ketchup-drenched;
later you lay waste dish of hot sandwiches. Now you do not give 
up macaroni and cheese, pizza with crispy edged, nut biscuits, 
ice cream, candy, excellent sponge cake with a fat

oily cream drenched with chocolate - in
Generally, all that is mom to
Sundays, and what you used to and watch some had feared.

  Another point: in front of each exit from
home you do not stand for an hour at the mirror, inducing 
beauty. What is grace: do not be painted with ink and then 
every five minutes sly look in the mirror (do not crumble

Do not smeared!), no need to construct
on the head every time something fantastic,
pouring on a spray lacquer to give the desired shape of the 
hair (and then the whole evening run to the mirror and correct 
hair) is not necessary to wear thin tights - this meal, which 
obviously came up with misogynists (throughout the period of 
wearing them you throw into a fever of one just a thought about 
the appearance on the tights "Arrow" - so, we must avoid

most acute and prickly, including and men
for which to break your new laykrovye,
such basnoslovvno expensive pantyhose -
simply a matter of honor, and all this brings to the madness!) 
do not need to burden the heaviest ears clips (after a few 
hours ears swell and ache unbearably), and the fingers pull the 
ring (which did strive for something to catch on) - the male is

because they think that all this gives you
femininity and charm, but it would be a
Egyptian punishment! And then there are shoes on
Heels (just try to be like them, do not
to mention the dances), short skirts
(Wearing them means giving up all sweets and starchy foods, and 
only bend in them and forget to think - it causes the 
surrounding explosion of an unhealthy interest), with nails 
painted (Which cracks and flies high

pieces, nails always break that
very painful, and the smell of liquid
Nail polish remover - even the saints away), etc.
and so on? Besides, going from cold reviews
evening in shoes, tights and skirt,
enviable habit of men always wear
pants. But you firmly: "Beauty demands
victims. "

  Aha, so it is. But not now. Now that you're free of these 
conventions and come out of the house in a thick sweater and 
pants tucked into socks, and almost no beautiful - except that 
a little lipstick and lightly draw a pencil eyes, hair

gathering into a simple ponytail, tying it
old rubber band.

  And most importantly - it is your serene mood. On the men on 
the street you look calm and warm, like old friends - pledge 
that to you no one will stick, because they lack such parent

vzglyalov and the wives.

  Now you no one is dependent, not
must be accountable to no one: where was, with whom and how 
much to say, do not build Does anyone Eyes (men rather despotic 
in relation to that, what they consider their property, 
remember this, my little sister). 

  So, you're free and independent ... Integer
days you chew and reread "Gone
Wind "and" The Twelve Chairs "and in the evenings
watching on TV the endless Mexican soap operas.

  And suddenly you feel that you sick
such a life. You notice for themselves that
escort couples in love on the street envious eyes. And the 
scales were doing their job: the arrow runs away oh how far the 
mark of "70 kg". Now you do not intermeddle in their best glad 
rags, and a narrow skirt look downright miserably.


  Finally, you just want to see some cute guy wore your number 
card from the wardrobe in the pocket of their pants (Because in 
the dresses, you must agree, pockets happen infrequently), 
called you and said different nonsense, buy chocolate, drove in

cinema and disco, tenderly kissed behind the ear ...

  In general, it was decided: we must lead ourselves
order and fall in love.

  Listen-I and do not believe that "love
descends suddenly, when you are not
waiting for. "It does not happen. NEVER.

  In fact, it's much easier.

  You're waiting for her, and she comes.

  To do this, a special mood - the mood of expectation of a 
miracle. After all, whatever you say, and love - it's always a 
miracle. Of course, love does not always bring happiness (often

all - quite the contrary), but nevertheless
it's pretty funny, and sometimes even fun.
'Cause you know the new person you meet with him to delve into 
his problems, feeling - a real transformation, and

each time differently, in new ways.

  And you give up your favorite candies,
muffin with jam, tarts (with potatoes, cherries, cheese, plums, 
blueberries), completely buried in a thick cream, and other 
such joys. After a while the mirror is issued to you first 
results - the first leg pohudevshshie can already be in tights 
clothe, and back everything pretty well - you can obtyanut 
skirt. 

  You wash your hair, now very expensive shampoos, tint and 
slightly make a new stylish haircut.


  Makeup is no less than an hour: the mirror
exhibited all the lipstick, boxes with shadows, bubbles, ink, 
tonal pencils - Coloring is in full swing. Finally, you

satisfied: cheek covers light natural blush, eye glitter, 
eyelashes slightly twisted, pink lips parted

in anticipation of a smile.

  You're fully armed. Are you ready and waiting for HIM.

  And He does not slow to appear. This happens at a party, 
disco, or simply random companies (the latter makes a new 
acquaintance certain amount of intrigue and therefore 
particularly attractive, babe). You know. And then you're ready 
to play. 

  It is GAME, most likely - the most interesting thing in love. 
Everything else (a place, other people, weather, etc.) - only 
the scenery in your performance. You and only you become in him 
a director, choreographer, administrator, and most of all - the 
main actor. Here you are behaving. Of course, by is a little 
much: you just become lively, flirty laugh, showing his cute 
dimples. However, you You pretend you're interested in IT is 
not enough: you talking and laughing with others. But His 
presence, his eyes you feel across the skin, even the tips of 
your fingers pricks. Now, based only on him, you charming, 
sweet and feminine. And if He is delighted - it's yours, 
congratulations. Small fish swallowed the bait - your feigned 
indifference to it. But here it is important not to overdo it: 
even with its clumsy OH umishkom must understand that for your 
inattention to it lies ill-concealed interest (Even thinks 
you're shy: do you shy to openly show their feelings

- This is certainly flatter him, he, too,
is sure to attract an atmosphere of mystery around you).

  Then begins a series of meetings and visits. And here are not 
necessarily immediately say to him: "You know, I have a lot of 
shortcomings: I smoke, I like to drink, love to flirt and the 
money men just hate to cook ... "Better not ogorashivat it 
first. Story of a touchy and cutie, and If he starts to doubt 
that you really really such an angel in the flesh, you can 
throw him some minor "deficiency": do not love you terribly, 
when store for you molested young cute sellers (hence he will 
do two things: firstly, you go out shopping, and hence, very 
thrifty, and secondly, he understand that you're attractive to 
other men - is to amuse his vanity and overflowing his soul 
with pride at his own good taste).


  Do not forget to make him a compliment - not
secret that men love to hear them
even more women. Of course, the bay-floundering compliment had 
not done. First Get accustomed to it and try to find it

anything that deserves attention,
however difficult it may be: beautiful hair, thin fingers music 
(it would be nice to him, even if it does not discriminate on 
the piano, violin), expressive eyes, worst. But be careful: the 
first nice thing unto him privately, enthusiastically looking 
at him. If he is instantly brightened up and let you in 
response to a couple of compliments, it means that your attempt 
was successful, he can continue to keep the same spirit. 

  Of course, unfamiliar people find it difficult to find
general topic of conversation. Therefore, I try
how to talk less and as more
listen to it - so you will learn a lot about him
himself, his computer, his dog, the former
girlfriends, the best (in his opinion) stamps
machines and similar nonsense. But there is bad;
lining: filtered all this stuff, you can find a lot of useful 
to you information and then use it quite successfully.


  So, do not you speak and listen, sometimes asking leading 
questions, and he rants vengeance, feeling Demosthenes. Through 
these he begins his monologue You assume the ideal companion 
(or rather, the listener) and, hence, a man worthy of his 
attention and the public, though you only not very smart, but 
rather nice cute girl (in his opinion).


  You, of course, immediately begin to use the fact that you 
are "cute" (but there's all will depend on your utility and not

ashamed of the word, greed).

  Of course, you do not already exists and selfish,
just love to have you spoiled. When
that your friend told that he madly like you spoil it, that you
naughty little girl, as a result of the slightest moment your 
desire is satisfied, and you reward the Executive supportive

smile.

  So, everything goes smoothly. You watch
chatting on the phone about any nonsense, walk around the city, 
reviewed in movie theaters all the movies, holding hands, 
passionate kissing (and then it all depends from you, your 
imagination and your mood, then I'm not a counselor). 

  He tells jokes, you're every five
minutes is filled with happy laughter, even
if the anecdote is not funny - just you
all is well and you're happy with life.

  Everything seems to be fine. You have sympathy (and maybe 
more). You are already aware of all his faults,

grumpy mother, younger sister of harmful,
habits spaniel Charlie and the like.
All this is well and ... boring.

  Most often it happens like this: you catch
myself thinking that has to pick the wallpaper and
furniture for your future flats, or
kissing him, do not think about it, but, for example, 
nevynesennom debris ... 

  He still did not notice, but you already know: this is the 
end. He'll still very Like, you're pulling for him, like his

gentle words, caresses, hugs. But it is not
is for you more important than ever before.

  And gradually, you're moving away from him.

  Every time it happens in different ways:
sometimes quietly, peacefully, fairly painless for him, and 
sometimes not without scandal. But he always remains in 
complete bewilderment as to the cause once spat. Ah, if you 
yourself somehow knew her! 

  Yes, and you can not say that you can easily
go through it all. Originating in
After all, the final break - this is
undoubtedly a heavy blow for you. Each
again at the memory of the beloved in your eyes
neproshnnye welling tears, and at night
your pillow is completely waterproof. Jobs
Waltham out of the hands, you think only of him, and
Life is not nice to you, and your joy no joy.

  But listen, baby: so it will be quite
long, only in the beginning. There is
even a certain period of time for your suffering -
three days (oh, this is the magic number "three"!)
Only these three days will be for you a very
severe and devastating. In addition, there
a lot of useful things: hide or destroy all the things that 
make mention of it (with Out of sight - out of mind), smile 
more, meet more often with friends, cuddle a fluffy kitten. All 
this will help you quickly forget all the unpleasantness of the 
experience. Guarantee: the less you will be free time during 
this period, the faster you calm down. This, I tell you 
honestly, the most intense and tvrcheskoe time. You yourself 
will be surprised pervasive nature will see will achieve any 
results in the paper. 

  And now, slowly but surely, his way of softly blurred in your 
memory. Now you remember all the sweet and tender,

that was you, without the strain, but only
with only slight sadness.

  And life is wonderful and amazing! Hand
herself drawn to a favorite magazine, and now
silent melody carries you on its waves in the
ocean of happiness ...

  What a long time since you have not seen the series,
once they are there in Mexico (and Brazil)
are you, who have now amnesia, who fell
the stairs, who took the throw wee?
Be sure to look at!

  It seems you have not been visiting his aunt? Immediately go. 
There, in a warm family atmosphere, your heart immediately 
thawed, and homemade peanut biscuits with tea zastavmt forget 
all the hardships and sorrows. 

  And now comes the moment when all your
past woes, strange as it may seem
you so far away and nestrashnymi.

  Perhaps this will happen when you're with
girlfriend will be on a warm summer day to sit in cafes and 
enjoying the strawberry ice cream and light chatter, ogle young 
smiling guy at the next table, and maybe some other way. But 
this will happen, believe me.


  And it will only mean one thing: your
disease, called love, gone, and you
already quite well. And what could be better than again to feel 
free, fun, beautiful and flirtatious? Life you will smile 
again. And everything will be fine. 

  One morning he woke up, you feel that savagely hungry, and 
just shuffled barefoot into the kitchen in search of food. Has 
not pushed his way eyes, you build on sun-drenched kitchen huge 
sandwich A la of what will, "and cracking down on

them, drinking tea. At breakfast before you
there is a plate with a mountain of fried potatoes, 
ketchup-drenched ... 

  What's that, sister? Ask me again
Is it all starts over again? Well, yes! And how
otherwise? This is what is called a word
"Life" ...

  Oh, look how you look at the guy in denim jacket, right eye
driving! Do not miss this chance!

  You go with him for a walk? Okay, go. But
Remember that I told you, baby. It is useful to you.