Think #47 30 августа 2000

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Humor - As pazvlech yourself in an elevator.

         How to entertain yourself in an elevator.


1. Tell the passengers, as you once

   stuck in the elevator, and stayed there for 12

   hours, until it appeared in time help.
2. Grasp golovy pykami and exclaim:

   "Yes, shut up you're all idiots!"
3. Whistling anthem of the Soviet Union.
4. Slightly open your diplomat or symky and

   ykradkoy tyda zaglyanyv, ask: "Ny,

   how? vozdyha enough? "
5. Invites all incoming stick

   birochki names. His fasten up

   feet.
6. Silent and motionless, as if otvernyvshis
   ring in ygol, and do not come.
7. When you arrive at your floor, loudly

   vskriknyv, poprobyyte razdvinyt door

   pykami. When it ydastsya sincerely

   ydivites.
9. Privetstvyyte each incoming into the elevator

   dryzheskim pykopozhatiem and ask is called
   vat you Admiral.
10. If you find yourself at the top, this
   just throw down and keep monetky

   doors open until yslyshite as

   She zvyaknet vnizy.
11. Choose any nibyd passenger and

   glypoy yhmylkoy ystavtes at him. A

   then declare: "A y me today but
   curves socks! "
12. When at least in the car

   typed 8 people, covering his mouth py
   kami, bending and grasping at drygih,

   scream: "Not now, again,

   Shoot ... always breaks in the elevator! "
13. Periodically myaychte.
14. Offer $ 10 tomy, some for
   synet and he shall take off lampochky mouth.
15. Sychite feet and says: "Scho
   Ray, hurry, hurry. "Then, sadly

   breath and say: "Too late!"
16. Show off your bolyachky and ask:

   "How do you dymaete, it's not contagious?"
17. Put it in your pocket something nibyd

   yvesistoe (the chosen type of gun) and periodic
   periodically on nemy pat.
18. Sign in with some nibyd container with

   inscription "The Human Body-head".
19. Ystavtes closely at some nibyd

   the passenger, then say: "Oh, you're one

   of THEM! "and defiantly go to

   Far ygol elevator.
20. Otrygnyv, say: "mmmm ... vkysno!
21. Sniffed and say: 'It seems to me

   that someone from your mess of tyt vozdyh. "
22. When will it be quietly and look around krygom

   and ask: "This is not your pager?"
23. and each floor say "ding-ding!"
24. Say: "I wonder if it is for what?"

   and then krasnyyu knopky.
25. Proslyshivayte elevator walls with

   stethoscope.
26. Narisyyte small square on the poly and

   say that this is your place.
27. Start something nibyd with shymom and champ
   chew it and offer to try OS
   experimental.
28. Declare all the demonic voice: "I

   should move into more suitable

   the body. "
29. Produce explosively zvyki each
   dy times as someone clicks nibyd knopky.
30. Think drygih passengers

   binoculars.

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