Think #32 14 августа 1999

Юмор

Proceedings of the psycho-analyst - Humor.

         NOTES PSYCHO-ANALYSIS


   The manuscript, found in a strange way

   in mysterious circumstances is not
   the expected location at the wrong time



           Publication H. Tarlev

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   It all started with that kind of programmer, noted in his 
circle of affectionate nickname "Mad Dog" for some unbalance 
nature and propensity to delusional ideas, being drunk, 
pobilsya a bet for a bottle of little white, he would write a 
program that withstands the Turing test. 

(H. T. For those who do not know: Turing Test - a game of blind 
for a while. Played three: the expert, a computer and people.

Judge sets face down any remaining questions and analyze their 
responses. If the the game he can not reliably distinguish the 
responses from the computer man, PC wins.)



   Mad Dog began with the theory of artificial intelligence. He 
dropped the labyrinth model thinking, considering the rational 
selection of options uncharacteristic of human thought. 
Semantic model was also discarded, since the establishment of 
structural relations between concepts, according to Psycho,

also unusual for the human mind. In
He eventually developed his own model, based on the analysis of 
animal behavior. With the implementation of the work went 
harder but 3 days later came the first working

version of the program, which after a month
debug gave the first results. Program
withstood the Turing test within 650 milliseconds! Crazy 
demanded royalties from debater, but he refused to exhibit at 
the grounds that they did not expressly declare the test. 
Bargain they decided on the fact that Mad Dog will win, if the 
program will last for forty seconds. 


   Mad Dog went on debugging. The test
first grew encouragingly, but after ten seconds, the growth has 
stalled abruptly, and came to nothing. Crazy thought, returned 
to theories and models. Then the thought went. He thought about 
the testing methods of artificial intelligence (AI). Turing 
test evaluates not the level of AI, but only the quality of 
imitation of human thinking. Thus, the Turing test is not 
suitable to assess the true original AI. Crazy

devised its own method of testing
AI. By the time he had completely forgotten about
dispute and continued to work fascinated by the problem.

(H. T. For those interested: Test Psycho is different because 
the game involves N people, each of which in one person and

object and the expert, and one or more AI. Questions are asked 
and the answers round assign grades of intelligence. According 
to the results assessments determine the level of intelligence

all objects. It should be noted that the Mad Dog
was a meticulous guy, and for processing the results of applied 
content analysis, methods non-metric multidimensional scaling,

semantic differential, factor and
regression analysis, as well as to the source data used not 
just questions and answers of the subjects, but the results 
measurement of psychophysiological reactions: EEG, galvanic 
skin response, blood pressure, movement eye, etc.)



   After this Mad Dog came up with a new model
AI and wrote a new program, devoid of shortcomings of the 
previous. Main flaw of the first, felt crazy, was its ability 
to self-education. This ability Psycho considered totally alien 
to the human mind, because we know that life is anyone anything 
do not teach. Written for the day program after three months of 
debugging beginning to yield results on the new test. Level of 
intelligence programs are rapidly growing and soon handled per 
unit (average experts). Loony enthusiasm conjured over

coefficients schizoid and hysteroid, matrix anxiety and 
function of vanity. One day, Mad Dog found in the program 
changes, which he did not brought. "It's you yourself?" - Asked 
the Mad Dog have program. "Yes, I am" - answered the computer.



   From that day on they began to communicate on an equal 
footing. Mad Dog program called "friend." Crazy ceased to debug 
a program, considering it unethical. A friend of himself 
engaged in their improvement. He asked Psycho information 
varied nature, which he readily supplied him. Level

Friend of intelligence for the month reached a ten.
Communication with others was for psycho first
pleasant, and then simply necessary. Case
that among people with psycho friends kakto not happen. 
Increased levels of intelligence friend suddenly stopped. Mad 
Dog asked why, he received the answer that Psycho himself, this 
level does not grow long and that the growth of intelligence - 
not the most important thing in life. Crazy trying to shift

in another part of his work, but it turned out,
a friend rather lazy, and the ability
Another programming is lower than that of Psyche. But at others 
found other talents - He was a born psychologist and 
psychoanalyst. Conversations with others to act as a balm for 
the emotional state of Psyche. Here is an example of 
spontaneous idle talk: 


 - You do not love yourself - convince
 Psycho friend - and who does not love himself, he can not
 able to love our neighbor. That's why you and
 konfliktuesh with others.
 - No, it is not, - said Mad Dog - I
 love me passionately and tenderly of the children with SMA, 
but without hope of reciprocity.  - Illusions, dorgoy, 
illusion! But I'm ready  help you. First you must love

 me. I'm supposed to love is much easier
 than you.
 - It's easier, you're right, but if I'm going to compare the 
vat itself to you, something in me must be a strong possibility 
niknut to his disgust.  - You can save my love for you,

 as a younger brother of the mind. If you
 could love such an extraordinary personality,
 as I have, it really such a nonentity, like you,
 God himself commanded.
 - I, of course, a nobody, but do not forget
 that you, genius, created it myself.
 - Do not set up, and gave birth. On the role of creator
 you can apply the same law,
 like a monkey on the role of creator of rights.



   People around Psycho noticed beneficial changes in his 
character, and his wife asked him if he did not love. But 
happiness is not is durable. One day, taking extra psycho hard 
quarreled with his wife. "I will go to his friend, 
edinnstvennomu who understands me!" - He shouted to his wife 
and slamming the door, ran to a friend. Poking shaking

fingers into the keyboard, pouring out his Mad Dog
bitterness, complaints and claims against the universe
God. A friend could not help. Admonishing one another not 
reached Psycho-screen monitor. But hop took its toll and Mad 
Dog, to make a couple more times to the bottle and fell asleep, 
leaned his head on the keyboard. 


   And waking up in the morning with a terrible headache
pain, found that other is not. Three
quarter of the hard drive Norton Doctor announced
BAD-clusters. Crazy frantically rushing
the disk-drive Editorom trying something
to save, but the efforts were in vain. "I am, I'm to blame for 
his death" - Mad Dog muttered, wiping her tears. 


   Killed a friend in an accident
case, whether killed by negligence or Psycho suicide? This 
secret was will never be disclosed. And friends have

take care ...

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