Think #28 05 июня 1999

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Baubles - kids say.

                 Fenichka



Dad asks:
- Anya, what you pour the compote: club
  bital or apple?
- No babulin!



- Mom, what resources?
- This is what is in the earth - iron,

  Stones ...
- A toy is also a fossil?
- No, they are made in a factory.
- No fossils! Remember, I'm in the sandbox

  dug up the bucket and the hedgehog ...



After television news grandmother exclaims:
- I'm shocked!
Attentive granddaughter corrects:
- Babulechka, you're not shocked, but at home.



In the children's poliknike:
- Mom, why children are weighed? To

  find out how much they cost?



- Svetochka, you go to school, and you even

  alphabet do not know.
- I know - do, re, mi, fa, hydrochloric acid, c ...