Think #24 10 января 1999

Юмор

Jokes - Humor.

                JOKES



 Raven goes on relsam.Uslyshala behind the locomotive whistle, 
and says: - Modern girls do not turn on the whistle.



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  At the port, near the pier floats mermaid
and asks passers-by:
- Where to live here vodoloz Jora?


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  Young mother rolls a wheelchair kid.
Suitable policeman and treats the child candy. Mom says the 
child: - Vova, what to say uncle.

The child thought, looked at his uncle and said:
- Give ischo!


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Sit two recidivist in chamber. One asks:
- Zamlyak you for what reason?
- In the five hundred and fifth.
- And what this article?
- For cannibalism.
- Ah! And I'm five hundred sixth.
- And this for what?
- Yes, cannibals ate.


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Vovochka asks the doctor:
- Uncle Doctor, a six year old girl can
Pregnant?
- No.
- Blackmailer!


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- The man you are my glasses break, I do not
stockings.
- You remove the leg with my necktie.


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The phone rings. Tube raises the father of three
daughters and hears:
- It's you, my frog?
- No, this is the master tray.


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A wolf cub was born. It lulls him:
- Sleep, my boy! Sleep, my gray! A
whose in your eyes? Mama. Whose you
teeth? Daddy. And whose ears do you? .. Well,
Hare, wait!


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In kindergarten led the news.
- How old are you? - Sprashivet his Vovochka.
- Tsetyle.
- By zensinam pulls?
- No.
- So, aphids, and not tsetyle.


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In the fairing:
- You coffee in bed?
- No, in the cup.

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             And everyone laughed



 My sister is studying in third grade. New Year's Eve her 
classmates gave each other greeting cards. My sister also 
received a postcard. She brought her home and began to read:

 "Honey, Natasha congratulate you happy New Year and wish you 
good health, academic success. Grow up good, obedient

boy!

                  Santa Claus. "


My friend and I looked out the window.
- Look what snow! - She said. -
In December, the snow was not enough, so he decided to
in January to catch up!
- Yes - otvetla I - the plan is performing.