Think #17 01 августа 1998

Soldier jokes - Army marasmus.

              SOLDIERS Chokmah



Go quickly to remove the snow and then melt away.

Dress code - bare torso, and all that remains of a naked torso 
to put on the bench. 

We must not look through the eyes and chin povarachivat.

Why are you standing back to me when I
I look you straight in the face?

Comrade, Major! You are not the captain Petin?

First, will the people, and then we'll go.

Now you are swearing obscenities, and then the same
hands, the bread will take!

What are you waiting for? You do not have that language
knock?

Orderly! You've got so much paper that
my head does not fit.

If a fire-bomb strikes the roof, not
lose your head, and sunte her in a barrel and pour the sand.

What you looking at me her face stared?

Do not drink much water, otherwise it will make the whole
in the form of salt.

The battalion commander did not go on foot, he takes with him 
"GAZ-69" or zampoteha. 

And God forbid, I ever see a whisper!
First love of a young soldier should be
Charter, the second - the commander.

Today we move to the summer uniform and dress coats instead of 
hats. 

On account of "one" jump to the account of "two" lands!

Commanders to obtain tags, and to-morrow
were all probirkovany!

Distribute the territory of the fence between the platoons, and 
that there were no mussora. 

Masks worn quickly as ... this,
Well ... have understood that ...

The task of the Army - the conquest of outer space.
Buttoned over his body.

Do not be afraid of a grenade - it is handmade.

Opponent's not such a fool as we are.

You came out firing with the use of
alcoholic beverages.

Get off at the ground and walk with him drill
preparation.

And this - Sapper shovel. She added dropwise before the fight 
after fight to not spend time gap between the graves.


Lefty at the Khitan grenades killed.

Do not breathe so much for starting the hook: he
and so on your snot as slippery as a snake.

While your focus - gaupvahta.
Pants must lie so that his pants look to the aisle.

As an anti-aircraft missile complex can give me.

You can run at a snail's pace, and can be a horse at a gallop. 
These are two big differences. 

In the autumn months ...

In the future the trench is full
growth - that is 1 meter 10 centimeters.

When explodes any vigorous bomb, a soldier with a clear 
conscience can wrapped in a raincoat and crawl to the cemetery. 

Your forefathers - monkeys' left-right "is not
knew, but reagirovli only "hay-straw"


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              What is the summer -

                   this camp.

              Seagull with diskote
               Coy and friends.

              Gather together
                  Camping with the girls

                      guys

              We spend the summer

                with you.



              Summer - it's laughter

                      before dawn,

              In "Seagull", Summer,

                  We Take!

              Where in the river

               sinking a ball,

              The sky, the sun does not

                       hide!