Think #13 11 июля 1998

Юмор

Baubles - kids say.

                 Fenichka


What is the modern urban child of "barn" or "crib"?
We go to the thrush for milk. She drives
cow.
- Cow went to the garage?


Raised his head up, and Anthony for a long time looking
on light white clouds that curl high up in the blue sky.
- Dad! What is there in full swing?


Anton did something wrong and nahmurilsya.No
He disarmed me:
- Dad, let me kiss you right in the namor
  schennost!
Seated knee prikovylyal me:
- Dad, repaired leg!
- We will repair ... Fill the iodine ...
- No - quickly caught himself a son - better

  hammer.

Today in the country is cold, and Anton said:
- Dad, light buckwheat!
(Clear and economical word "buckwheat" - is
oven, which warms!)


Mom teaches Antoshka pronounce difficult
letter "W":
- Anton, say "ball".
- 'A'ik ...
- Say "Puck".
- 'Aiba ...
- Say shurupchik.
Here Anton cunning little eyes flashed, and blurted out:
- Stud!

- What is your name?
- This, and Anthony, a bulldozer!
- No, Dad! Bulldozer - it's such a dog!


For the evening reading asks her mother:
- A "Moidodyr" only mine? This is not your

  Dodyr? And no daddy? And not all Dodyr?

  And whose Dodyr?


Olga broke a four-year cup:
- Dad, tell me more: "It is fortunately!


- Nikita, just called by phone
Anya, passed on to you greetings, -
said grandmother.
- Very large?
- Great-great!
- Oh, I guess I was not told.