Think #09 30 апреля 1998

Юмор

Baubles - kids say.

                 Fenichka


Alain has visited the zoo, I saw a camel
- Mom, what he was chewing?
- Chewing gum!
- And what they get? "Orbit sugar-free"?


Misha after the next commercial feminine sanitary pads mom said 
solemnly: - And I understand why they are! Their aunt in such

  buds put to the feet was dry! ..


Emil came to the village to the grandmother. On the street 
meets with local rebyatami.Podhodit boy with a girl:

- What is your name?
- Mars!
- A sister Snickers or what? ...


Gulnaz seated at a desk with a boy Anton. She did not like. She 
does not want to him to sit and reflects:

- Accumulation of money, give the teacher. She
We sit down!


Tanya (6 years) and nine older sister
Alain are talking over lunch in the presence of her grandmother:
- Do you know Tanya, Sergei - your

  fiance!
- I have no suitors. I marry will not marry!
- Married do not go - the children will not.
- And here are!
Grandma alarmed:
- This is the same, Tanya?
- Insemination! Cows no husband not

  was, as she had already given birth to four calves!



Sergei saw a cow and calf:
- Mom, look a cow and a little bit more to
  Rova.


Sasha is at the TV:
- Mum, on the Goodwill Games boxing shows
  vayut!
- So what?
- The goodwill will be face to beat!


Dad putting Ksyusha daughter (3 years) to sleep
tight cuddle.
- Dad, what are you bothering me? Can not you see
  I was naked and without a bra!