Think #08 31 марта 1998

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Funny poems - children's poems by different authors.

              Funny poems



               Changeling

1. Sivka Bourke sadly died

   Sivka Bourke opera read.

2. Pink tram stands, rotating,

   Slow boat slows down.

3. Before the tears, the hailstones in the three streams

   Dosmeetsya merrier downpour.

4. Sitting below the fir, learning barriers row

   Wingless projectiles swim, run, stand.

5. From flying pigs differ not want

   Differ not want - look, look.

6. Hen will come to a bush,

   Almost tomatoes,

7. Chunga-Changa fun lives

   Chunga-Changa song sings.

8. Blue car ran head out

   Fast train picks up speed.

9. From the smile will brighten all

  Stops dripping saddest rain.

10. Vzmyvaya above eating, not knowing barriers

    Winged swing, fly, fly, fly.

11. On ............. want to be like,

    Want to be like - ..............

12. In the grass sat the grasshopper,

    In the grass sat the grasshopper -

    Just like ogurechik,

    Greenbacks he was.



Mishka lapy splinter, nastypil on shishky.
Angry, and threatened: "You yznaesh mishky!
Shishky in sychya buried, dance on sychyah,
Poskolznylsya and ypal y barsychey burrows.
Came a sleepy barsyk, growled at mishky.
Mishka strysil, climbed on syk,

                         hiding the mouse.
Rook on a branch of grieving - sleep grachatam

                                   tough
Y he stole the Bears on podstilky fur.
Bear with dyba - kyvyrkom - shlepnylsya on

                                    spiny
And broke into the city barefoot myraviny.
Angry myravi - heel zhgyt yglyami!
Hy Now come on, run, sneak mom!



Tanya met a bull.
This red-haired Boris.
Borka instead of milk
Ate wormwood.
Tanya cried: "Throw!
Spit gorkyyu wormwood! "
Not poslyshalsya bull.
Lay quietly on the flank
And moaned ypryamo:
"Myyyy, where's Mom?"
"Mom in the grove, far away
Call it is not necessary.
We byrenka milk
Bring the herd.
You see, I do not revy,
Though long ago did not eat.
If you want, I'll narvy
In a field of white clover? "
Boris responds: "Myyyy!
Clover wants emy.



Oh how vkysno smells of cabbage soup!
Who bydet dine with us?
The elder brother is a dinner
A y Soni (Katie, Dashi;)) There is no spoon.
Is Sonia's fault?
Spoon kyda hiding something.
No its not here nor there
That means you can not have soup!
The brother said: Wait a little.
Here's your spoon drygaya -
With fine pychkoy curled,
This spoon lychshe one!
Sonia became the soup to love,
Lozhky novyyu praise!



A Z B Y K A.


Stork lived with us on the roof,
A mouse lived in hiding.

Behemoth opened his mouth -
Requests roll behemoth.

A sparrow flew out the window
In the closet pecking millet.

The fungus grows among the tracks
Head on a thin stalk.

Woodpecker lived in the hollow of an empty,
Oak hollowed like a chisel.

Spruce on the hedgehog looks like:
Hedgehog in the needles, the Christmas tree too.

Beetle fell and could not get up,
Waiting for it, who will help him.

Stars we have seen during the day
Beyond the river over the Kremlin.

Hoar frost lay on the branches of fir,
Needles for the night were white.

Cat catch mice and rats,
Rabbit cabbage leaf chewing.

Boats sail on the sea,
People sculling oars.

Honey bear in the woods found:
Little honey, a lot of bees.

Rhinoceros horn gores -
Do not Mess with the rhinoceros.


The donkey was angry today:
He learned that he was - an ass.

Armor is turtle
Hides its head in fear.

Digs ground black mole -
Ruining the garden.

Sleeps peacefully old elephant
He knows how to sleep standing up.

Cockroach lives behind the stove
That's the cushy job.

Pupil taught lessons -
His cheeks in ink.

The fleet sails to their native land,
Flag on each ship.

Walks through the forest polecat -
Ravenous little animal.

Heron important, long-nosed
The whole day is like a statue.

Watchmaker narrowed eyes:
Repairs to watch us.

Schoolboy, schoolboy, you - Hercules:
Globe are carrying the ball.

I clean my brush puppy
Tickle his side.

This button and lace -
Electric bell.

Young, the future sailor
Southern fish brought us.

No sour grapes cranberries
I know from memory letters.


More I will not collect cones
I will sit on the car and go to sleep


About the horse:

I love my horse,
Comb her sherstku smoothly
Comb combed hovstik
And the ride will go to visit.


Sleeping cow,
Sleeps goby,
Went to bed at the flank.
Sleepy Bear went to bed
Only the elephant does not want to sleep.
Nods elephant
He cow-elephant sends greetings.


Why the bear in winter sleep.

Once a frosty winter on the way forest
Bear went to his home in a warm fur coat

                                   fur
Walked, he walked to his lair
Country road
And as he walked across the bridge
Came the fox's tail

Lifted Fox Creek roared dark forest
And bear in a moment of fright
On a large pine tree climbed
On pines gay woodpecker
Squirrel house caulk
And said-you bear
Should look under your feet

Since then, the bear decided
That in the winter to sleep
On the roads do not walk
Do not walk on their tails
Sleeps he sleeps in his den
In a country road
And pleased with an ulterior motive
I was born without a tail


 About Bunny:

Bunny threw a housewife,
The rain was rabbit,
Peel off the bench could not
The whole thread to get wet.


 About a bear:

Bear dropped to the floor,
Tore a bear paw
Still it will not give up
Because he's good.

Hen came to the pharmacy,
Ku-ka-ka-ku-ku-Careca,
Let the powder and perfume
To lure crows.


Adult Pope pelican
Fishes in his pocket,
A son pelikanchik
Catching fish in the pocket.


What a howl that the roar?
 That's not a herd-cows?
 This is not a cow,
 It Gan revushka.
 Crying-filled,
 Dress wipes.
 Ganya put to sleep crying girl again:
 Oh, I will not sleep!
 Oh put a dress!


Z. Alexandrova "the little Tanya"



Lost our Tanya
Where to find it we will be?
- Kitten, black stockings,
You have not seen our daughter?
- Meow, I have not seen Tanya
I caught the mouse in the closet.

- Piggy, pink belly,
You do not know where Tanya?
- Honk, I slept next to baths,
Tani had not seen your ...
 - Duck, white little neck
Where is she, tell me sooner?
- Quack, I have not seen Tanya
I kept swimming with ducklings.

Hey, chicken, char,
Where are all the same to Tanya?
- Ko-oh, I'm digging the weeds,
There could not be seen Thani.

 - Goat, sharp little horns,
You have not seen our crumbs?
- ME-er, I hopped across the meadow,
I did not notice your Thani.

- Tuzik, red-haired lug
You do not know where Tanya?
- Wow, now I doem porridge
And find your Tanya.

Tuzik rushes down the path,
Here is the next ...
Here's sandals ...
Well, that's my Tanya
In a bright blue sarafan.



Sitting on a tree woodpecker
Dosidelsya, crazy.
All the pillow
Razlohmatil.



A bird flying in the skies,
Bird wanted to eat,
Watchful eye down
Found a worm.
But dived on a branch,
Suddenly came upon a neighbor,
Started between them clash -
Double a catch.
Long argued, to tears -
A worm is a long time crawled.



In the bathroom, noisy battle -
Brothers drowned ships.
In the battle joined the frigate Vitali
Sounds in command: "Fire!"
But Sergei is in a rage -
Cry flies: "The boarding!"
Somewhere in the dripping water,
The doorbell ringing neighbors.
Well, think of trouble -
Played with the children.


Pretzel-Mendel-sausage
Mumps soared into the skies,
And a little man
Its enough - and in net,
Its enough - and in the forest.
Pretzel-Mendel-sausage.


I was crawling on the shrimp,
If I had some grass.
And sits a butterfly
If I were a flower.


Oh, and Sonia - our son, John,
Sleep in his pants, he lay down,
Shoe he threw away
In another slept all night.


Old hare hay mows,
A fox, rakes,
Fly to the hay wagon is,
A mosquito throws.
Dovezli to loft
With the cart fly cried:
"In the attic I would not go,
I get down there,
Break legs hurt,
I'll be lame. "


Tara-bars, container, bars,
Rabbits were driving from the market,
Bought a wintering
Thirty-five sacks of carrots.



KITTENS


You listen to guys
I want to tell you;
We were born kittens -
They account for just five.

We decided we were guessing:
How do we call the kittens?
Finally, we call them:
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

TIME - The white kitten,
TWO - kitten boldest,
TRI - the smartest cat,
And four - the most noisy.

FIVE - like a three and two -
The same tail and head,
The same spot on the back,
Just sleep all day in a basket.

Good we have kittens -
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE!
Come in, boys,
See and count.



   (S. Mikhalkov)



For a whole year older than I was,
Grew up and learned a lot.
Today's Birthday
Accept the invitation.
On the sweet feast waiting for guests
All of you - both adults and children,
And do not forget
And Dima congratulations.


Sister

Gets older sister, Anya,
Taught her everything:
Sing songs and drumming,
And the rhyme, and write!
Will be with her, and not with a kitten
Run in Sulky by the fence.
Soon grow sissy -
She was already four days!



Question

Me after a month there will be five,
I can read by syllables,
Led bike.
But it is very difficult for me to understand -
I have a great or not.
I ask my mother in the output:
-A little play with me
But his mother responds:
-Sergei, you have a big -
Learn to play one!
But as luck would have in the evenings,
When attending a movie,
They tell me that kids
At bed time ago.
As if, after ten
I'm starting to grow down.



Ivan Toporyshkin went hunting,
C his poodle went and jumped the fence.
Ivan, like a log, fell into a bog,
A poodle drowned in the river, like an ax.

Ivan Toporyshkin went hunting,
C his poodle went skipping like an ax.
Ivan rolled a log onto the marsh,
A poodle in the river jumped the fence.

Ivan Toporyshkin went hunting,
C poodle him in the river fell into a fence.
Ivan, like a log, jumped over a swamp,
A poodle skipping got the ax.



Spoon - a spoon,
Spoon soup eaten.
Cat - a cat,
The cat seven kittens.
Rag - a rag,
Cloth wipe the table.
Cap - a cap,
Dressed and gone.
I coined the word
Funny word "Plym"
And I repeat again
"Plym, Plym, Plym."
That's jumping and leaping
"Plym, Plym, Plym"
And nothing
"Plym, Plym, Plym."



Marina came from the garden,
Under kystom found ydoda.
A ydod her: "Dy-dy-dy.
Y you live, I do not bydU.
By old grandmother ybegy,
Give me a grandmother tvorogy. "



Hedgehog runs along the tracks,
Yes glides on ldy.
Emy Says Fox: "Give perevedy."
Responsible gray hedgehog:
"I have two pairs of legs
I myself pereydy. "



You can not eh goats butting,
If you have horns?
In the dancing girls are no pyskatsya,
If the legs are?
By the horns take the kid
Allotted to lyg.
A devchonky for pychonky
In our hilarious kryg!



Walks hare furrow.
His pocket pystoy.
Katya came to zaytsy
Patty gave emy.
Gave copper groshik,
To kypil food for crumbs.
But he kypil tabaky,
Kyrit lying on boky.
A sort of a slacker!

"Karp! - Crow flew
At dybovy syk
"Karp! - Drygaya near the village,
In side sosedky - bale!
Hey, neighbor, kypim sleigh
If a song is in your pocket
Bydem ride we're in Pragy of Ljubljana.


You know bykvy And Bae Tse?
Cat sitting on the porch.
Sews pants myzhy,
Lest he froze in styzhy.


Trott's aunt and a cat
Sat y window.
Trott said: "kitty, kitty, kitty,
You ymeesh catch rats? "
"Myppp," - said the cat,
After a pause a little.



What a rustling? really
Mice bred in the closet?
No not the mouse, where stealth
Eating cookies, our Tanya.
Our Tanya fears
That will have to share.



Why should not I cry?
Why should not I be angry?
For my cowlick drags
My younger sister.
I do not sneak, but still -
Needless to wave his hands.
If Dad will not help
I will complain to my mother.