Energy #26 31 июля 1998

Опросы

Profile! - Comic poll.

                 FORM!


(C) SERGEY STURM


     ZX-LEGION



     Che, again, these forms? Well, how much
You can fill them? - Tell me you're downloading
this section. And you will be half right.
But this, predlagaemmoe questioning,
slightly different kind. Comic based on a poll
allows to assume that this is only a small misunderstandings 
and track children's surprise. 

   For the issue is a possible candidate for
higher place. You can of course choose
your own version. So a poll ...

1. Very buggy coder?

   Possible kondidatury:

   WOLF / RAGE, SPECTRE / LGN, TORNADO / LGN,

   SATSOFT / SHG

2. Most of the curve an artist?

   Possible kondidatury:

   FIREAN / LGN, WRECKER / SHG, SLICK

3. Steepest naezzhatel?

   Possible kondidatury:

   WEREWOLVES / FTL, SERGEY STURM / LGN,

   BEARD / AMD, FREEMAN / APX

4. The most "gifted" musician?

   Possible kondidatury:

   Dr.COP / LGN, FLYER / RAGE

5. The coolest of the goods?

   Possible kondidatury:

   ICE / PHD, JOKER / MAFIA

6. The most scandalous group?

   Possible kondidatury:

   FATALITY, ZX-LEGION, SMOCKERS BAND,

   PRO HACKER DYNASTY

7. Most tormoznutaya group?

   Possible kondidatury:

   PRO HACKER DYNASTY

8. The most scandalous electronic edition?

   Possible kondidatury:

   bbsTOP, MARAZM, ENERGY

9. Most zafaknutaya personality?

   Possible kondidatury:

   JOKER / MAFIA, SPECTRE / LGN, BEARD / AMD,

   BROM, SPACE6

10.Samaya buggy software?

   Possible kondidatury:

11.Samy brake zhelezyachnik?

   Possible kondidatury:

   ART / ELSS, SPELLBINDER / DB

12.Samy zazhimisty svapper?

   Possible kondidatury:

   ICE / PHD, JOKER / MAFIA



                Dedicated to Robert Miles

                (Roberto Concino, via XXXX

                 XXX-10, Milano, Italia)

                 and his immortal song

                   "C H I L D R E N"


Otbuhal Dr.COP / LGN



      Anecdotes about young kids


                  . . .


   Conversation in the preschool:

   - And I myself a new chick started! I plyamo
tastsus from her ...

   - Yes? And how old is she?

   - Seven ...

   - Fie! Seven years! Already staluha!

   - Well, TC, and fucked? Tsya she kluche cement your
tlehletnyaya!


                  . . .



   - Boy! You still can not play with
Match! Matches for children is not a toy!

   - I'm not sobilalsya needle! I nuzno
Thank you!


                  . . .


   - I tsetyre years old, do you?

   - Do not know.

   - Kulish?

   - No.

   - Buch?

   - No.

   - From devotskami walk?

   - No.

   - So you just esche APHIS years old!