Energy #08 17 августа 1997

Story - Gluppye stories: Smooth drive, reasoning, Balls, Night reasoning.

             STUPID STORIES

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        (C) 1997 FLYER (ZX-LEGION)



                        And I'm crazy ...


                                Bok



              1. Artful DISC


     I reached for a floppy disk with
Protracker'om, which stood at the front,
but could not hold it in his fingers and dropped ...
Disc fell from a rack on the amp, and not
stay there, dived on the monitor
simultaneously slipped on a shelf. Then, lightly
jumping up, he ottkolknulsya and followed
further, on a computer. With companies Sisk vividly siganul
on the table, below, below ... Hitting on
printer, it flew off to the side and ricocheted off
on the box flew past ostsilografa and was on the floor. All 
this time I failed tried to catch a floppy disk, making a 
grasping motion with your fingers in the air. In Eventually, I 
became entangled in the wires, fallen and broke his nose. 
Quickly, however, fly discs.




              2. REASONING


     I'm so sore neck. As soon as
I will turn or tilt my head, just sore.
Wow. And do not beat me one, or hit like, and it hurts. Even 
heard the scrape of something there. And it just think! As will 
turn or tilt my head - just hurts! And what zapadlo - sitting 
behind a computer, it feels good, just forget it, I will turn 
my head again - and you. And not just hurts, but as something 
despicable, maliciously, they say "Get, Flyer, honey, that life 
did not seem" ... Or maybe I had cancer ?!!!!!! Descend to the 
doctor? Or not? And is it! Neck ache! As soon as I will turn or 
tilt my head, just sore. It is better I will not make more head 
twitch. And anyway, I went to sleep. 



                 3. BALLOONS


     I'm out on the street .. And there - BALLS! Not
believe? But since all it was. Of course, I also did not 
immediately believed, rubbed his eyes ... And there - BALLS. 
Whew! So what you say, well, let them balls. You do not

right! How in fact can be when there is - balls!
I wanted to run for bread - and here BALLS!
That there should be female - BALLS! BALLS! BALLS !!!!!
Sha-ah-ah-mar-N-YY !!!!! What horror.



          4. NIGHT THOUGHTS


     I'm starting to fall asleep as soon stop pressing keys. A 
click on keys I stop because begin to fall asleep. And I fell 
asleep on the ground that too long not to press the keys. And on

I do not press the keys because I was sleepy ... Silly it all 
somehow.