Buzz #03 09 апреля 1997

Юмор

Guest - Away hacker TIHS from the group "MAKPO TABURETKA".

(C) PARACELS


  Starting with this issue, we open a new "Guests" section, 
which will lead to you I - PARACELS, and today our guest 
well-known hacker TIHS from the group "MAKRO TABURETKA". He has 
kindly agreed to give us an interview, and here he is. 


  PLS: Hello dear TIHS! I am very glad that you agreed to give 
us an interview. 

  T.: I'm actually not very good, yes for the money - so
and be ...

  PLS: Hmm .. down to business. First question: what is your 
name? 

  TA: You What? They themselves know - TIHS!

  PLS: I'm sorry, I meant your real name.

  TG: Oh that ... Well, put my name Yevpaty.

  PLS: Wooow! Eh is for-to-cool! Can I call you
Path?

  TM: No you can not!

  PLS: All right, Pat! Tell me why you chose this klikuhu -
TIHS?

  T.: I invented it myself, and it stands as THIS IS HACKER 
SUPER! Cool, yes! And read it Otpad [tihs], the stress on first 
syllable. I believe that klikuh better than my not so a lot, 
but about your PARA ... PRARA ... Well vobschem Celsius, I do 
silent. 

  PLS: Very grateful to you for it.

  TA: Would you changed his NIKNAME on, say, SCIH. I just schaas
invented it, it means CLASS'ny INTER'aktivny SUPER HACKER.
That's what I understand it - cool klikuha.

  PLS: Thank TIHS, I think I'll settle for his own.
And the next question: how do you otnosishsya to the activities 
of our Kovrov maker'ov? 

  TA: I have to say, your newspaper I do not like!

  PLS: Thank you for your candor ...

  TG: Oh if decided to do a newspaper, so do it properly!
For example, why do you have in the newspaper is not scanned 
pictures and digital music as accompaniment, and, for each new 
material. I myself decided to do a newspaper, and there are 
only This will be the dam. So I'm going to do there digitized 
voice, and then read already tired. 

  PLS: It's all very cool, but how can you still otnosishsya to
of our hacker'ov?

  TA: I do not her attitude.

  PLS: Thanks for the reply. It made me very happy.

  TA:??

  PLS: Tell me what you think about KANO, IMP'e, KSA and 
TITUS'e? 

  T.: And who are they??

  PLS: ???!!!

  T.: Well, what would you like to finally wish our readers?

  TA: Well, you have readers? .. Nuuu, .. I wish them to do 
more cool intro (INTRO-prim. ed.), with class attribute scroll 
to the third screen, draw a sharp image in the SPRITE EDITOR'e 
V1.1 - ray photo editor at SPEKU, a well as plenty of disk and, 
more importantly, cassette versions of programs, to throw click 
through Magik. 

  PLS: Yes, certainly SPRITE EDITOR - this is class! (God, I
said?). I hope that readers will not accept your wishes ...

  TG: What?

  PLS: I said "perceive" certainly perceive!

  T.: A-ah.

  PLS: Phew! Thank god he is totally deaf and don't understand
English, do you TIHS?

  T.: Ya, ya, calipers.

  PLS: Thank you very much TIHS, for having agreed to come and
answer our questions. THANK YOU!

  TG: What? Just about everything? And you went to postuh rams 
never driven ... 

  PLS: Well, thank you to the twins ... Song for saying good, 
dear readers. In the next issue of our newspaper read new 
interviews with famous HACKER'ami today. C YA! 


                            *


  ... And where are you Yevpaty? .. ... DYKSOFT, stop him! For 
that we asked, he was paid! Here ... ! ... ! ... it!



                            *


  Note: PLS - short for PARACELS.

        T. - TIHS (ha!).


  P.S.: ALL THIS IS A JOKE!


                                            PARACELS (Alexander)