Body #0F 28 апреля 1998

PC

PC SUX! - AMIGA RULEZZZ ...!

                            PC SUX!

(C) Strake / DT '98


                    pC ruleZZ alwaiZZ;)!!!

                      Mini-thriller Mystic

               (Not recommended for children under 70).


    "PC-RULEZZ!" - Yelling at each corner of the various uncles 
and aunts. A Th UTB it? - I asked a friend of the boy. In 
response for some reason he laughed and muttered something 
about some Kettle and jumping on the bench shouted loudly 
something like: "Lamerz mazday. Well I, EU-but agreed with him 
(and suddenly hit hurt if you do not agree?) and repeated his 
question. The boy has a little laugh and gave me a colorful 
magazine, advised to read it. Well of course I told him thank 
you and went home to study the magazine.


    The first thing I saw, open a magazine, my aunt was in a 
mini-skirt tenderly embracing something resembling a small 
television. Slightly following was written: "PC in every home." 
This is pisya? And in textbook on biology, I saw something 
quite different! Well FIGS with him, name, just not hung (as 
was written in the article "What similarity PC with some part 
of the male body ") so the brain does not flying (which happens 
quite often, judging from the article "Caries brain). I did not 
understand, where do brains and how they can "Fly". It was at 
this point, I was struck by the thought that all pisishniki 
(thanked the word, then some dirty!) people are insane, 
impassable stupid and uneducated. Well, as soon as you can tell 
such idiocy: "In order to avoid hangs pisyuka need time to two 
to three months to change minds on a more rapid and voluminous, 
not forgetting to change the mother ...". Or maybe these 
pisishniki More and siblings into slavery are sold once every 
two to three months mother change? It is interesting, but where 
is the father? And what relationship between the hang pisi and 
the number of brains? In my opinion seksapatolog can only find 
out the cause. Strange ... I hope These pisishniki not degraded 
and still walk on two limbs. And then, perhaps, already at four 
go? Yes and no shave?


    Gradually, I have matured image of a typical pisishnika - 
something remotely resembling a man, unshaven, moving on

four limbs and ready for serving brains reveal
Skull everyone he met living facility, at the same time
trying to find some semblance of the mother (just do not 
understand why it she?).


    But I was driving myself from such thoughts. Having 
decided, I went to the boy who gave me to read this magazine, 
taking with them helmet of his grandfather, with whom he walked 
through the war (and suddenly pisishnika Narva, which the brain 
is not enough?) and leaving mom Note: "On the street do not 
come out! Pisishniki vytsepyat!". 

    And here I am already knocking at his door. At the same 
moment from the apartment hear the cry: "Oh, you dog, again 
hung? come tomorrow for the brains go!. "From fright I nearly 
obkonchalsya and going run away, but my legs would not obey. 
After a few seconds the door opened.

 - You pisishnik? - I asked timidly.
 - Of course! Come in, - he was delighted.

    Clutched in the hands of the package, which was a helmet, I 
passed inside, as it was too late to retreat ...


    ... After half an hour, I am a terrible headache ran out of
Door pisishnika and that is forces ran into the nearest 
pharmacy. Half an hour later, having bought at the pharmacy 
pack UPSA, not even omitting tablets in water to dissolve 
quickly ate the whole pack. Already a minute later felt a 
significant improvement head and was able to objectively assess 
what has happened. What it was nightmare! If they used to say 
that the brakes have come up with shorts, then Now we can say 
that the brakes have come up with pisishniki. H twenty-five 
tried to download the game (a 3D-action games, such as be), so 
little that all strangely moving, twitching, and even kill 
people should have been! Go to a diseased Five minutes after 
the start of loading head was added a sense of fear for his 
skull, when five seconds after boot game issued "is not enough 
32 Mb brains, we must also at least 16 for normal operation!. 
"More I could not sit and escaped. For any misconduct 
pisishniki so affected?? Better to die! I felt so sorry for 
them for the degraded brain, due to inflammation his blue eyes 
and ears! 

    So, guys, pc is not no rulez! This is a narrow rough
path that winds through the woods and, eventually, joining with
its beginning, closing it in a circle. Where and how would you 
go, come to the same location, each time developing marasmus, 
does not being improved but only more degrading!



                 _S_T_O_P_ _T_H_E_ _T_E_R_R_O_R_! _

P.S. AMIGA RULEZ ALLDAYZZ!