Body #08 02 июля 1997

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Let's laugh - Letter from the kettle to the user.

                      LET laugh

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                 Letter "user", "kettle".

In a wheelbarrow (PC) - the main stone, brick or rather
(Microprocessor). Lower today Pentyukhov (microprocessor 
Pentium) not take reasonable. Most importantly, percent 
(microprocessor) was not sawn (marking the original replaced by 
a microprocessor different from the more productive and 
expensive). Well, the frame (RAM, RAM), must be at least pood 
(16 MB), or Vinduzy (Windows) will fail (not work). Of course,

well, when my mother (motherboard, motherboard) can still
porridge (cache, cache memory) to add. Bordeaux with dried fish 
(the parent board with a local bus VL-bus) do not look, now 
there are none. Bandura (personal computers) by brand 
(brand-name, torgavaya known brand) are usually expensive. 
MezhDelMasha (IBM-International Business Machines) on "Quantum" 
is no longer produced, and the rest being taken from behind a 
hill (common terms). Quality, of course, defaulted (default).

Our can take quite a deshovuyu gorbuhu (something homemade,
but it works). Here, of course as luck. And if the iron is 
crooked, in short, buggy Hardware (hardware, hardware), that

and wait to start: what a girl without a present (post @ device 
not present "), then all out (hang the operating system), and

worse - when vindets (application crash or the most
Windows). And sit if zhmakay on pimpy (click on buttons).
Yes, still. Choosing a kerosene stove (personal computer), the 
snout (Front panel) is not particularly look, better pick a 
good body (The computer), it determines how much can be

drives (drives) and then paste. And shirinok (fees
expansion), by the way, too.
Skew flops (couple of drives for floppy disks 3,5 and
5.25 inches) are not, so all my mugs (floppy
size 5.25 inches) can safely throw out. How much
holes (mounting bays) for drives himself Count: one
Flopper hit the jackpot (the floppy disk drive 3.5-inch), one 
or two screws (hard disk type vichester), a tapa (tape, ribbon

drive), again sidyushnik (drive CD-ROM).
By the way, skazevniki (Storage Interface SCSI) Do not take with
This mezhdumordiem (interface, interface) some troubles 
(trouble, fault). If you do not dzhobaet (job, work), check

smykalki (DIP-switches), when installing a broom (HDD)
not confused with hoses (cables). flipped primer (technical
manual), and remember, Dad (connector-plug) is always inserted 
in the mom (here-socket connector). Hardy (hard drive) take

branded, no savings, and then take poyuzanye (used):
screw zagniet (manifest failures), and even grohnetsya
(Breaks), and instead pisyuka (IBM PC-compatible computer)
get firewood (computer-parody). In addition, vents humped
(Windows) like a propeller (hard drive) jerk (frequent
treatment). Be aware People (people) praises Big bagels (HDD
Maxtor) and horses (HDD Conner).
Do not forget that under Windows (Windows) but the clans 
(keyboard) need more and rat (mouse, computer mouse) with arm 
(mat mouse).

Uppsala (UPS, uninterruptible power supply) you unnecessarily,
but without a mu-mu (Multimedia) - now is not life. With
sidyukom (drive CD-ROM) Take an ordinary patch (sound card
SoundBlaster), but better, of course, Ave Maria (SoundBlaster
AWE32). Some praise the goose (sound card GravisUltrasound),
but it's not for everybody. Also recommend ears (stereo phone)
stick (joystick).
TV (Monitor) - a separate topic, it important - grain
(The distance between phosphor dots). True, if more blue
Table (shell Norton Commander) will not climb, then the 
difference ososboy not. But Vick (video, graphics)

necessarily pick them up by eye (monitor). Left (no guarantee)
not take the advise.
Houses without pechatalki (printer) - trumpet (vernacular
term). Lazarus (laser printer) - it certainly is. cool, but
simple vzhikalku (matrix printer) can take. After
inclusion pisyuka advise immediately make butyashku (boot
floppy disk). You're way, utilities (all the old programs that
sorry to throw out. - Joke) does not accumulate, poshurshi 
(search) pancakes (Disk drives), loans affair (del command DOS) 
and forget it tanks (removal of files with extension bak). In 
which case enuresis (The program recover deleted files 
unerease) will help. Now a little about yourself. In his spare 
time, I think a lot (to play DOOM). A good way, Din (game, 
game), although gaymer (gamer, player) I'm useless. Like the 
other day to pull (copy) with bibieski (BBS, BBS) fresh freebie

(Freeware, free software)
Yes momed (modem) something zaglyuchil, although brand-Zuhel 
(ZyXEL). I'll have to compote (COM-port) and check if it is not 
in it, MAZ is (opinion) to take his sprat (US Robotics modem

Sportster), you would recommend it too. Zavedesh currently Emel
(E-mail, e-mail address), then you'll soap (E
mail), different utility trousers (shareware, shareware
software) to send.

   Well, am! Happily reap the loaves (working at the keyboard)!