Body #06 20 июня 1997

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Let's laugh - Answers to the puzzles GIVER'a first issue.

                      LET laugh

(C) BAZOFT MDM 270-95-12

IT AGAIN AND AGAIN I LETTER FROM GIVER'A. That's really PROBABLY
THESE ZADACHKI.ETO pleased him the first man in Minsk, which
GOOD (!) Is listed as MY CONTEST responded to the
Puzzles (and even humorous (!)), Published in the first two
ROOMS 'BODY'. PERHAPS begin ...

GIVER> I do not know, come down to whether you are my answers 
to your polushutochnye problem, publication in 'BODY-# 2'. I 
want them to go back in time Sunday at the Aquamarine BBS.

Anyway, judging by the 'BODY-# 3', this is not visible ... : (

BAZOFT> Came, Came ... READ FIFTH NUMBER 'BODY' ...

GIVER> stormozil I was there a couple of brainteasers, not 
vniknuv dokontsa in condition ... Well, now I'll try to answer 
the riddles of the 1-st Rooms 'BODY' in the same style - with 
humor (I hope ...). 

BAZOFT> Well, look, look ...

-------------------------------- 1) 100 pants! ..
Obituary :"... tired of the work ... "
------- 2) Do not question! Course know!
------- 3) Similarly, (3kg)
Boy in a circus act ... butylkoglotatelem ;),... 12
such Malchish fit 48 bottles ... a redneck!
------- 4) Before the end of dinner, and the heroic death of 
young commandos under fallen table, it remains exactly 3 
minutes ... ;) ------- 5) have a "good" boy Stepa 6 inventory 
items is less than with aliens (2 arms, 2 legs and 2 of 
conscience). Suitable kondidat for First Contact.

------- 6) Ghastly! 4 people bleeding and inducing vomiting in 
the surrounding reverberate in this flight ...

------- 7) Klevo it would be if all hid in the mixer ...:)
And as it turns out that black and white - 14 pcs. And color. - 
12 units. ------- 8) This is the story of the film "Hutkost 
(dir. elevator Potapov) Of the 40 babus, epileptic were two.

------- 9) Tarzan fortunate to have not thrown by something 
more tangible ... As I understand the theory of relativity, 
from Tarzan moment of 1:57:09 and 2:00:09 to stay dry for 3 
minutes (180sek) ------- 10) Kind of like 7 min 30 sec, well, 
plus a little more for what would Yogi Stepan back to reality 
... ;) ------- 11) 11 200 meters, if they crawl on stenochke 
...;) If you guys will overcome this, they are followers of 
Forest Gump, and if it will overcome the janitor, then perhaps 
he is Forrest Gump ...;) ------- 12) Young Archimedes got the 
neck from 36! man ... After that he had forgotten the 
multiplication table, threw the school and began to help the 
janitor ... ;) ------ 13) The three-meter, tumbling and cursing 
obscenities at people who have forgotten Pour water into the 
pool ... ;) ------------------------

GIVER> Well, like all the answers to most probably even
correctly, but now I say goodbye to you. Bye!

BAZOFT> GIVER, REVISION, PLIZ, IN '10 'AND '11' question, since 
THEY NEPRAVILNO answered with a mathematical standpoint.

In general, you can already calls me BAZOFT'U, and get prizes -
NOVE, which is described by my colleague WORK WRECKER. :)
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                   Come on, Come on!

                 Be bold, Be bold, go for it!
               And do not forget about the prize!
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     Whew now look tables play in the contest:


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     * 1 PLACE .............. GIVER ............. 25 points. *

     * 2 PLACE .............. SPECTRE ........... 12 points. *

     * 3 PLACE .............. BROM ............... 8 points. *

     * 4 PLACE .............. SERGEY STURM ....... 2 points. *

     * 5 PLACE .............. WHO NEXT ???................ *

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