Body #01 25 мая 1997

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Let's laugh - Competition for the correct decision 13 brainteasers.

                      LET laugh

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For your attention I OFFER TO SETTLE 13 brainteasers AND BOARD
ADVANCE Arm yourself with a piece of paper, pens and 'HANDBOOK
ELEMENTARY PHYSICS, MATHEMATICS AND MECHANICS ', because to 
decide what They are not so something as simple as it seems at 
first VZGLYAD.OGRANICHIMSYA A little advice: READ CAREFULLY AND 
DO NOT LOUD Laugh:


 01: Firefighters are taught to wear pants for three seconds. 
How long pants have time to put on a well-trained fire for five 
minutes? 

 02: Identifies whether a dividend after the division, if 
before the division Multiply the dividend by the divisor?


 03: Two boys ate 6 kg of honey. In one fit boy
3 kg. How many pounds of honey fit in the second boy? In
One boy put 4 bottles pepsikoly. How bulylok
pepsikoly fit in 12 exactly the same as boys?

 04: Father, mother and older sister have supper, and younger 
brother Vassenka sits under the table saws and a table leg at a 
speed of 3 cm per minute. How many minutes is over dinner, if 
the thickness table legs 9 cm?


 05: Extraterrestrials who visited the school, 141, differ 
sharply from Earth's inhabitants. Each one of 4 arms, 4 legs 
and 2 conscience. How much less all listed in this student

School Stepan Stulchikova, if you know that the hands and feet 
had as much as the average person, and no conscience at all?


 06: During a heavy rain at a bus stop there were 12
people. Drove a bus and mired five. Others
time to jump into the prickly bushes. How many scratched
Passengers will travel on the bus, knowing that the three did 
not were able to get out of the prickly bushes?


 07: During a game of hide and seek 5 boys hid in a barrel of
by lime, 7 - into the barrel of a green dye, 4 - into the 
barrel of under the red and nine - in a box from under the 
coal. The boy, who went to look for them, accidentally fell 
into the barrel of a yellow dye. How many colored boys and how 
many black and white boys played hide and seek?


 08: 40 grandmothers rode in one lift and got stuck between 
floors. Half of the grandparents was silently preparing for the 
worst. 18 grandmothers of the other half stood quietly and 
hoped for a speedy rescue. Others grandmother were nervous, 
they have to click on all buttons in succession, screaming: 
"Help!" and criticize the government. How many nerve 
grandmothers got stuck between floors? 

 09: Exactly at two o'clock in the twelfth floor balcony
throw a bucket of water. Water will reach the ground in 9 
seconds. How many minutes to be dry cat Tarzan when he sat on 
the the very spot where the water arrives, he started back in 
at midnight to sing his favorite song, and sings already 1 hour 
57 minutes and 9 seconds? 

 10: Peter Petrovich, who lives on the fifth floor, screwed 
into the ceiling his room hook branchy chandeliers. Length of 
the hook 17 cm Hook goes to the ceiling with a constant speed 
of 2 cm per minute. From fifth-floor ceiling to the floor of 
the sixth floor of 15 cm at the sixth floor, sitting in the 
lotus position Yogi Stepan and reflects on the frailty all 
things. How many minutes will hear the cry of Peter P. neighbor?


 11: Peter made about my friends problem: For my friends
chased by the janitor with a broom. Friends, udiraya from the 
janitor, running around the house. The length of the Houses 
170m, width of 60 m. How many meters The runners are my friends 
if obegut house 20 times? 

 12: Friends of the problem was about Petya: Our friend Pete 
has got us evening, and each of us gave him 3 times in the 
neck. Total is our friend Pete got on the neck 108 times. How 
many we had? 

 13: Assume that you decided to jump into water from a height 
of 8 meters and flying 5 meters, he changed his mind. How many 
feet will you still flying willy-nilly?



                  WARNING! CONTEST!
Who answers to these problems by He that is not lost yet 
definitely FEELING YUMORA.KTO not decided none - do not worry! 
In the next issue TO BE CONTINUED ... at the very CLEARED TO 
TAKE MINI-interview and EVEN BE AWARDED ANY PRIZE! BEST ANSWERS 
WILL BE MUST PUBLISHED!


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