Lprint #05 06 июня 1997

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parody - The Messenger (continued).

 Parody of The Messenger 06


Continued from in Lpr # 03 / 1. (C) Werewolves

 In the booth, Muller was heard scuffling and shouting.
 - Yes as you can? Stirlitz free line, I was in the Gestapo
call is necessary.
 - Muller nervous - thought Stirlitz - time to start
implementation of the plan.
 Stirlitz quickly scribbled message:

                Reichsfuhrer SS Heinrich Himmler.
                     Strictly confidential. Personally.

             Dear Reichsführer!
 Interests of the nation makes me address you with this letter.
I was the news from reliable sources that behind your back
group of some individuals to engage with the enemy, probing the 
ground to deal with the enemy. I can not rigorously documented

confirm this information, but do know that glovarem
this group is none other than Obergruppenfiihrer SS
Chief of the RSHA department IV / Gestapo / Muller, who in
test was a Soviet spy.
                           Heil Hitler!
                  Standartenfiihrer CC von Stirlitz

 The second message, which is written Stirlitz was short and to 
the Russian.

 - I will communicate on the secret line - thought Stirlitz and
lowered the already known in the wire closet. In the tube could 
be heard noises shouting anti-Soviet songs and overweight sniff 
Muller in the next stall.

 - Eavesdropping - thought Stirlitz - rightly so.
 - Stirlitz planning something - I think Mueller trying to 
insert the ear in the gap between the planks. Suddenly modem 
Mueller spotted report well-known to him alone the secret line. 
Mueller started applying cryptographic line to leaving the modem

punched tape, but the code okazalsya not known.
 - Country - Mueller think, looking at the familiar characters 
- Where I could see them already? - Muller once again checked 
with a ruler and Then he remembered he had seen these icons on 
the doors of the cabinet Shtirlitsa.  - I have to check - 
thought Mueller and jumped out of the booth, forgetting to lock 
it into the lock.  While Mueller compare plaque on the door 
Shtirlitsa: "Hitler Kaput!" with the intercepted message, 
Stirlitz entering the voting booth Muller left a half-empty jar 
of stew "C GOVYADINOY, not dopituyu bottle of vodka, "RUSSIAN", 
a pack of BELAMORKANAL, with two crumpled cigarettes and 
Lenin's portrait with inscription on the reverse side: "Beloved 
grandson of Granddaddy."  - You can now - decided Stirlitz and 
uploaded to the Hour server Himmler "Shesterka", compiled 
earlier denunciation.  Himmler sat in his chair, trying to 
figure out how Mueller managed detect its secret line, when a 
modem, a poisonous snake crawled punched tape with the 
denunciation.  - Here is felt the hand of Moscow, - happily 
thought Himmler and winding coils of the handle device 243 
times the left, 57 times right after What a long and tedious / 
94 times a requested catch Muller.  - Well now, bitch Gestapo, 
I'll prizhuchu - poisonous and Russian Himmler whispered.

 In the hallway were heard yelling, a full-fledged attacks and 
in the office brought kicking and yelling in anger Muller. 
Following guards appeared Stirlitz fastidiously wiping his 
fist. It was he Muller beat. In his hand severed Stirlitz 
carried a sign, "Hitler Kaput. "

 - What does it all mean, Stirlitz? - Himmler smiled happily,
at the sight of the muzzle rastvorozhenoy Muller.
 - Here, I tried to attach to the door - put them on Stirlitz
desk nameplates.
 - Hmm! - Surprise Himmler - but I had seen her on your
door.
 - That bastard - thought Stirlitz and kicked understands 
nothing Mueller, boots, - means he wanted her to pull out.

 Himmler did not understand, but seeing the righteous anger
Shtirlitsa thought - "It was a fine game!"
 Stirlitz realized that Himmler had in mind thinking about the 
fine game but one thing he knew for sure, now we need to roll 
all the drums on Mueller Moscow will never forgive him failure 
of the operation.  - How is it that - frantically running 
through my mind at Stirlitz - a piece of evidence left at the 
door, we should get out ...  - I deliberately hang it - despite 
the predatory Mueller, yelled Stirlitz - I knew someone who 
speaks Russian, it necessarily try to steal, and here's the 
result!  In the study brought the Soviet Attributes found in 
the cabin from Muller. Himmler smiled sarcastically looking at 
obomlevshego Obergruppenfuehrer.

 - Well all - thought Stirlitz - now Mueller is not 
otbreshetsya. 

                    to be continued ...