RIP #15 10 марта 2001

Юмор

7 Origins - Seven top origin'ov-wise, and not expressions.

A> T (c) S nadostaval us enough of the originals - to try his 
luck in this new genre - more than me, no one to comment! Most 
nekommentirovabelnye originals, of course, will be withdrawn;)


1. Through the modem by wire extend my hand to you!
A> Then I have a modem for a shake hands with you!

2. Selling parachute. Almost brand new, never opened.
A> Buy watches "Luch". Solar!

3. No, I'm not a hacker, just did not sleep well.
A> Mirror not sovresh;)

4. Error in live.dll. Please restart your Live!
A> Ctrl + Alt + Del ... Ctrl + Alt + Del ... Ctrl + Alt + 
Del!!! hanging infection: ( B> Advanced Roth, 'On the contrary 
Plug' Play BIOS 

   Memory test: 0 Mb
C> Previous start of Live has not been successfully completed!

   F8: Safe mode ...
D> device = C: \ WINDOWS \ COMMAND \ ruki.sys / L / R

   Invalid command or file name
E> Welcome to the Live! Enter password ...

5.Kogda in the hands of a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
A> Take care of your teeth, I have a drill 8-F

6. Sleek equestrian is not walking!
A> And without the work and do not feed the wolf, will not cut 
down with an ax:) 

7. A man, these wheels do not swallow!
A> eh? 8 (O)