RIP #03 06 декабря 1997

Юмор

Marazm - Humor.

(C) Werewolves

 Was the most common July afternoon. The heat was unbearable. 
Streets and yards were filled with sunlight and dust. 
Passers-by were few, and they all tried to escape from the 
scorching sun in cool gardens or, in extreme cases, near beer

drum under an umbrella, where the air was stinking of mad mix
the smell of beer and sweat. In general the city was almost 
empty.  A little boy with the tenacity dibila tried to catch 
razomlevshego from the unbearable heat skinny cat. Whenever a 
toddler managed to grab a cat lying in the dust tail, that 
produce sounds more like burping rather than meowing after 
which, having escaped, ran off a couple of steps and time again 
to dust off valilsya one single thought: get some sleep. But 
stubbornly childhood and child with a dull expression on his 
face once again pulls the poor animal's tail to dusty tratuaru.

 - Do not run - sluggish rasped Eye, then glancing at the 
monitor, then the pagan child tormenting the cat.  - You think? 
- Yet no longer a live voice answered Crazy. Ice cream, once in 
the stomach ten minutes after the beer, such as unwell it led.

 - If the cat did not bite this asshole, I will do it instead, 
his voice, lying in a chair, Sprite.  - Mdaa ... - Extended 
Crazy. This could mean many things: either that that the disk 
is really ugly screw up, or that the child under the balcony 
should really nakostylyat neck. But rather all that ice cream 
does not make friends with beer. This was confirmed by his pale 
face, trembling knees, and uneven gait, leading towards the 
outhouse.  - And if it DiscDoctor'om? - Seeing eyes Crazy, 
stretched Eye.

 - Who: cat or a child? - Mumbled sleepily Sprite.
 - Floppy disks! - Eye of laziness, did not even understand the 
joke.  - Go on, - Sprite poured into a one cup of warm, 
dedicated his soap kvass.  - Crazy comes back, will have to say.

 - I'm afraid it will not be soon, - Sprite lazily poured 
himself another. In john heard the melodic sounds of a struggle 
Crazy with my stomach.  - Oh, look, something is uploaded, - 
Eye removed the finger from the button, ignoring the error. 
Appeared on the monitor screen saver with the naked woman. With 
a couple of seconds she smiled seductively, and then Comp 
meanly of the fall in BASIC.  - OOOO! - With one voice groaned 
Sprite and Eye. The street echoes said ohrenevshy cat.

 - A well scat here! - Angrily shouted Sprite, leaning over the 
balcony. Cat's eyes looked pained scream, but with places have 
moved. The child let go of fear and tail twisting the person 
yelled, as if he was given a cuff.  - It's something you're 
scaring the child? - There was a hysterical female voice on the 
floor above - that you do nothing? Vanya is not Weep, my good 
play Babe. Uncle no longer be on you scream otherwise - raising 
his voice to a shriek, squealed mother - I call the police.  - 
Sprite, hunt you scream in the heat? - Grimaced Eye.  - Yes, 
already in how to get! - Sprite ran his hand across his throat 
and fell back into the chair.  - Guys I'm home - Crazy 
complexion was like a green cucumber.  - We have just uploaded 
the picture, - returning the drive, "said Eye. On street again, 
plaintively otrygnul cat.  - I'm home porestoryu - walking 
backwards to the door hissed Crazy.  - Yeah, call me if Th is 
obtained - his voice Sprite.  - Required - already in the 
corridor said beer drinkers with ice cream.  - Poor fellow, - 
Eye smiled - I did his warning ... - Outdoor heard the howling 
of the child.  - Bite! - Rapturously zavopel Sprite. Both 
looked out into the yard. Toddler sitting in the dust of the 
street and announce a heart-rending cry. Cat with bored sitting 
around. On it was evident that the sounds he madly stir. Coming 
from the entrance to Crazy stopped near this couple and 
thought. A child thinking that now it will soothe depicted 
roaring fire Serena and even flushed from the strain.  Second 
pause Crazy gave one cuff and a good kick second. Despite the 
enthusiastic cries of Sprite and the Eye, angry - hysterical 
mother and half-witted child, as well as disgruntled belching 
cat, Crazy quickly rushed toward his house, For beer, ice cream 
snack - HARMFUL! 

 P.S. This story is not vydumanna. Event, the description 
above, was actually in 1994. Guess who described it from the 
people I was.