On-Line #12 26 ноября 1995

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Smileys - English-Russian dictionary of smiles, taken in the medium IBM'ovskih User'ov.

                SMILEYS



   Hi, guys. It's PCI Soft.


   At the request of workers publish dictionary smiles, has 
long been accepted among IBM'ovskih USER'ov. It would be nice, 
and we adopt it and enjoy the smiles, and not swear in their 
lyrics. 


   Note: y IBM'erov a mate in ehah expelled from the BBS.


   By this text IBM-Sysop Sergej Qkowlew paw prilozhil.

                 Shadow Gluck BBS SG # 1 2:5020 / 48.4
              452-4103 01:00-07:00 12:00-20:00 data
                the same 21:00-01:00 voice
                    Sergei Yakovlev

and I, PCI Soft (speccy)
                PCI Software
            BBS: 142-4071 23:00-03:00
                  (5,6)
            MDM: 142-4071 15:00-22:00
                  (1,2,3,4,5,6,7)
                Vitali.


And I: MDM 496-8508; 12:00 / 21:00
               Dmitriy@oldman.msk.ru

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The Official Smiley Dictionary Offshtsialny dictionary smiles
------------------------------- ------------------- ----------
:-) Your basic smilie. Your basic smile. Using This smilie is 
used to characterizes the expression of sarcasm     inflect a 
sarcastic or joking or mark assertions joking statement since 
excitation, because We can not sly we can't hear voice tone of 
voice under the shat     inflection over DOS or DOS or Unix.

    Unix.

;-) Winky smilie. User just Winking smile. Zaigry made a 
flirtatious and / equation describing and / or sarcastic     or 
sarcastic remark. smile. Rather means: ~ not     More of a 
"don't hit me hit me for what I am now     for what I just said 
". ~ said. 

:-( Frowning smilie. User grim smile. You did not like didn't 
like that last vilos last statement     statement or is upset 
or you're upset about anything.     depressed about smth.


:-I Indifferent smilie. Independent smile. Better than
    Better than a Frowning previous one, but not as good
    smilie but not quite as happy as the smile.
    good as happy smilie.

: -> User just made a really menacing, sharp, echidna
    biting sarcastic remark. smile. Worse than a :-)
    Worse than :-)

>: -> User just made really Truly terrible commentary devilish 
remark. tary. 

>; -> Winky and devil combined. Winking and devilish
    Very lewd remark was just a combination. Very nepristoy 
made. Nye's remark. 

                 . . .


    Those are the basic ones ... These were the basic smile ...

    Here are some somewhat less And here are some less common:

    common ones:


        Changing the mouth: the modified mouth:
        ------------------- -----------------
: - [A vampire. Vampire.

:-E Buck-toothed vampire. Vampire with protruding teeth.

:-F Buck-toothed vampire with vampire with a protruding and 
broken 

      one tooth missing. teeth.

: -7 Just made a wry statement. Disgusting / distorted

                                  approval.

: -* Just ate something sour. Ate something sour.

: - @ Screaming. Yells.

: - # Wears braces. In handcuffs. Silently ... silently

: - 'Tongue-tied. Tongue-tied. Has lost the gift of re Chi.

:-Q Smoking. Smokes.

: -? Smoking a pipe. Smokes a pipe.

:-P Sticking out tongue. Tongue sticking out.

:-S Just made an incoherent incoherent statement.
    statement.

:-D Laughing out loud. Laugh out loud.

:-X Lips are sealed. Lips are sealed.

:-C Really bummed. Was quite bad!

: - / Skeptical. Skeptical.

:-O Uh-oh. Oh-oh.

: -9 Licking his / her lips. Lick his / her lips.

:-O No yelling! (Quiet hours Do not Cry "(The Silence of the 
hours 

        in the dorm) - also an dpa) - as an orator.
    orator.

: - 'Spitting (tobacco). Spit.

: -1 And: -! Normal. Normal.

: - $ Mouth wired shut. The mouth is closed the lock.

: -% Banker. Banker.

:-Q Trying to touch tongue reaching up to the nose
     to nose. language.

:-A Same as above on other same, but on the other side.
     side.

:-E Disappointed. Disappointed.

:-T Cross. Contradictory smile.

:-I Semi-smiley. Half-smile.

: -] Blockhead. Idiot.

: - [Unsmiley-blockhead. Neulybayuschiysya idiot.

: -} Chapped lips, or bearded. Chapped lips. Beard.

: - {Indifferent with moustache. Independent smile with a 
mustache. 

:-J Left smiley. Left (doubtful) smile.

:-D Left smiley razzing reader. Left jeered reader
                  smile.

:-K Beats me. Beat me.

: - \ Undecided. Nereshitelnaya smile.

:-| Have a day. Indifference.

: - <Real sad. Quite sad.

:-X Lips are sealed. Lips are sealed.

:-C Bummed out. Bad.

:-V Talking head. Talking head.

:-B Stinging out tongue. ~ Ugh, how disgusting! ~. Stinging.


         Changing the nose: with a modified nose:
         ------------------ ------------------
: *) Drunk. Drunk.

: ^) Has a broken nose. Nose broken.

: V) Broken nose in the other nose broken in a different 
direction        direction. Research Institute.


: _) Nose is sliding off his / her nose moved from his / her 
face. 

    face.

: <) From an Ivy League school. From school Soyuz Ivy (?)

: =) Two noses. Two of the nose.

: O) Clown. Clown.

: U) Funny looking nose (left). Funny nose (left).

: N) Funny looking nose (right). Funny nose (right).


         Changing the eyes: eyes with modified:
         ------------------ ---------------------
% -) Staring at the screen for Staring at the screen 15 hours

      15 hours straight. row.

8-) and B-) Wearing sunglasses. Wear sunglasses.

O-) Megaton, cyclop, or megatons, Cyclops, or put
     wearing a diving mask. underwater mask.

.-) One-eyed. One-eyed.

, -) Winking, one-eyed. Wink, one-eyed.

g-) Ponce-nez glasses. Pince-nez.


     Changing more than one change with several features:
     character:
     ---------------------- ----------------------------
|-I Sleeping. Sleep.

| ^ O Snoring. Snoring.

|-O Yawning. Yawning.

:, (Crying, but without a nose. Weeps, but without the snot.

% -6 Brain dead. Lost consciousness.

8-| Suspenseful. Unknown.



       Adding extra characters: With the addition of other 
features: 

       ------------------------ -------------------------
: :-) Wears glasses (four eyes). Wear sunglasses (4 eyes).

B :-) Glasses on top of head. Glasses on his forehead.

8 :-) Little girl. A little girl.

:-) -8 Big girl. Big girl.

: - {) Has moustache. With a mustache.

: - #) Bushy moustache. Thick mustache.

{:-) Wears a toupee. Wear a wig.

} :-) Toupee in an updraft. Wig, put on inside out.

: '-) So happy, he / she is crying. Crying from happiness.

= :-) Hosehead. Skinhead.

- :-) Punk rocker. Punk.

+-:-) The Pope. (Rome) Pope.

`:-) Shaved off one eyebrow. Shave off one eyebrow.

, :-) Shaved off other eyebrow. Shave off the other eyebrow.

O :-) Angel. Angel.

C = :-) Chef. Cook.

*<:-) Wearing a Santa Claus hat. In the hat of Santa Claus.

E-:-) Ham radio operator. Ham.

8 :-) Wizard. Magician.

@ :-) Wearing a turban. In his turban.

[:-) Listening to a walkman. Play player.

:-)) Double chin. Double chin.

> :-) Devil. Demon, devil.

(:-) Big smile. Big smile.

+ :-) Priest. Priest.

:-) X Wearing a bow tie. In the bow tie.


              Misc: Other:
              ----- --------
(-: Left handed. Southpaw.

[:] Robot. Robot.

: - {} Wearing lipstick. Smear lipstick.

: '- (Crying. cry.

<| -) Chinese. Chinese.

<| - (Chinese, but doesn't like Grim Chinese.

      these kind of jokes.

- :-( Real punk rockers don't gloomy punk (real punk ~
    smile. do not smile ~).

@ = Pro-nuclear war. Nuclear war.

(8-o Mr.Bill (from original Mr. Bill.

         Saturday Night Live).

*: O) Bozo the Clown. Bozo the Clown.

3:] Pet smile. Sulk.

3: [Mean pet smile. Very offended.

d8 = Beaver with goggles and Beaver safety glasses and helmets
    hard hat.

(: I Egghead. Egghead.

<:-I Dunce. Stupid.

K: P Kid with propeller beanie. A child with a propeller.

: -: Mutant. Mutant.

             Unvisible. Hollow Man (Kha-ha-ha!)

X-(Dead. died.

[] Hugs. Hugs.

O | -) Religious. Believer.

8:-I Unix wizard. Thoughtful magician.

>:-I Trekkie. Cyclist.

3: o [Pet clown. Offended by a clown.

8 Infinity. Infinity.


            Miniatures: Miniatures:
            ----------- ---------
:) Standart. Standard smile.

:] Glee. Hilarious.

: @ Yelling. Yelling.

: D Laughing. Laughing.

: I Thinking. Thought.

: (Sad. Sad.

: [Really bummed. Very bad.

: O Talking loudly. Loud speaker.

: Q Smoking. Smokers.

: * Kissing. Kiss.

| I Sleeping. Sleep.

| O Yawning. Yawning.

: P Sticking out tongue. Tongue hanging out.

=) Have a nice day. Good Day, a holiday.



    Many characteristics of many different smiles together

    different smileys to create form a super-smile:

    Mega-smileys:

    --------------------------- ----------------------- ---
C =}>;*{)) A drunk, devilish Drunken mustache terrible cook
         chef with a toupee wig inside out and a double
         an updraft, a chin.
         moustache, and a
         double chin.

}:^#}) Updrafted the wig inside out, with a fluffy 
bushy-moustached mi mustache, sharp nose, double pointy nosed 
smiley nym chin, smiling.          with a double-chin.



   I honestly do not quite understand the meaning of the 
existence of some smiles, but suddenly come in handy, who 
knows. 

                     With best regards PCI Soft.