Insanity #01 20 июля 1999

Юмор

Lecture Philologus - the story on "The floating of the Anglo-American streams" based on life experience and sense of humor.

   (C) Orc

   (R) Surv! V0r



    Hi, Folks! Today, a good uncle, Orc, obviously
obzavedshis 1.5 liter bottle ... tarragon (to _BOLEE DRUGOE_
Money is not enough to read you a lecture on the linguistic
theme "The influx of British and American rivers in our great 
and mighty Russian Language. "All sorts of records in notepad 
click" magits " is not forbidden, but forbidden ("... When the 
existence of such opportunity to be welcomed. ":-).



    Warning!!! Detishechkam to sixteen year old is better not to
read (just warn) ...


    ... And it all started with what we have with my friend and 
colleague Surv! V0r'om aka Dr.Codex 'Om on his arrival in 
Glazov decided owls topically to view local attractions for

innovations and contrivances.


    Quietly walked quietly, not bothering anyone. "And then 
suddenly pops up as jump, and even such a huge ...(( C)

Unbel! Ever / XTM) ". In short, we ran at the sign with
nemnogoznachnoy inscription proudly proclaims: "Eye of Kant ...
Understanding people we appreciate. Fortunately, the English 
have a good (Especially in Surv'a), we immediately realized 
that means _VtOrOe SlOvO_ (who does not dopetril - refer you to 
the BORN # 05, but said there something like this: in the demo 
"Shit 4 Brainz" clamp time Button C, U, N, T and hold until 
such time until something). Thus do so, it was a big word for a 
big sign and hung this sign on this building, the entrance to 
which was a 3x3 m ... We do not know, honestly, than there are 
engaged in Kant, but the laughter We snuck down to the heels!



     Since then, I caught a few catchwords, which I
now and tell and zakomenntiruyu.


    Begin-with ... Take, for example, the word "juicy." And what
we see? Yeah, poshlyatinoy, of course, great renders. Besides
same first two letters (not otherwise cipher) - pi ... What do 
they mean? Probably nothing, as even more obscene

obscene words, as soon as it was replaced by the sound of "pi" 
and appendage stuck untranslatable mot on from England.



    Such words - a lot. All we have to call them will not, of 
themselves can play with any pisyukom in such words.



    Here, the following example. Have you ever wondered what 
might mean or meaning of the expression "Do not turn." 
Apparently based on kinship, it sinomichno (y Nenya language is 
not turns to say otherwise) abusive expressions, which

traditionally call to ensure that the interviewee was telling 
the truth. But then it would be correct to say along the lines: 
"Do not KANTet, "you say. Yes, but very much not in Russian it 
sounds, therefore, more democratic and more humane to say to 
your companion: "Do not Kant (instead of" not KANT "or more

obscene ...), when outputting that sobesednichek begins
lie like a gas meter - and without the mat cost, and the 
interlocutor's understandable ... 


    Nobody will be told to offend, but to the musician - the 
same kind. At the word two meanings. The first - a person 
engaged in playing a musical instrument. The second value is 
written a little differently - namely, the muse KANT. Here we 
have a literary device, like an inversion, ie position of words 
in the phrase change. Now try again to apply the inversion, and 
all on the principle of XOR, back to normal. Apply. And what

obtained? And get nothing, as Kant muse (or Kant y
muse - as you like :-). I hope you understand that this is
stands. In short, everything is clear!


    Now a little deviate from the topic. You certainly know that
the most numerous people on earth - the Chinese (except
pisyushnikov). Yes, whatever you say, and they love it. So
extent that even after one of the actors' THIS
Most "performance which result in so many peoples,
even named a city (Champion proizodstvu and use
rubber). Earlier, he had one name, and now, by analogy with
Hong Kong (Hong Kong), this city has two names - first, rather
Neutral - Guangzhou, and second, respectively, Canton ...


    If you ever want to go to English-speaking countries -
usvoyte one very important rule: cunt and can't - quite
different things and read them differently. So reads like a cunt
"Edge", and can't be read as "Kanto". But if instead of yes 
(no), i can't you say yes (no), i cunt, English-speaking 
population can You are not even well understood, although there 
is still a place for 'am' must fall at.



    But, as in every rule, here too there are exceptions.
Such as: "office". Ideally, it would be "office", so
as you know, than those of (a) ntorah like to do,
especially in pisishnyh ...


    Or, here is the freshest example. the word "giant". Here 
and a hedgehog it is clear that properly should be pronounced 
"veliKANT, but these appeared out of nowhere, the ubiquitous 
French sown among mass is a misconception that "t" at the end 
can not be read. Therefore, the word "velikant" refer to the 
original transcription obviously, a large (great) you 
understand that, or more later interpretation of the word value 
- the value and, pardon the taftologiyu cunt, implying 
therefore a valuable xyz. Here so slowly got used to these 
words, and moved to "Giant" and is no longer so clearly 
reflects the former sense. 



    All rise, tumultuous and prolonged applause!