Insanity #01 20 июля 1999

Юмор

pearls - column telling about the statements of famous people.

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 Today, in this column will be published comments
Ex-Prime Minister of the Russian Federation, Viktor 
Chernomyrdin, who kindly borrowed from "Fool Around" N 13 in 
November 1998. 

√ This is not the body that is ready for love.

√ you even for a priest or a stake in another position - still 
confused No!


√ Always with us in Russia is not what you need.

√ Government - this is not the body, which can alone
language.

√ Russia with time should become evrochlenom.

√ It is necessary to control who is giving and who not to. Why 
do we suddenly decided that everyone can have?


√ We are still trying to milk those, and so lies.

√ I can work with Seleznev, but with members of the individual 
- I have them in emphasis can not look.


√ I am ready to invite the Cabinet of-all - and whites, and
red, and variegated. If only they had an idea. But they're at it
only show the language and something else.

√'s Mikhail Mikhailovich - the new Minister of Finance. I beg 
to love and very much love. Michael M. is ready to love.


√ I have the Russian language have no questions.

√ I also carry a greater load. And I also got a voice. I
After all, even yesterday, did not drink. And the other did 
nothing. I have it with gladly did.


√ I'm in my prime minister's saddle - only the wind in his ears.

√ I am far from that today, no comment, that there is no
problems. I may be, they would be more, said today. Once again, 
I just one thing: Let's talk in normal language.


√ Our immediate task today - to determine where we
today with you are.

√ pronounce the words we have learned. Now we would learn to 
count money.


√ We must do what is necessary for our people, and not what 
we're here doing.


√ I can not imagine further submit that we can all work and
further.

√ said: give emissions three hundred and thirty trillion 
rubles. Economy needs oxygen. Just the opposite. It's not 
oxygen. One dyhnesh times, and only then will drygnut. Feet.


√ The country does not know what eats the government.

√ In fact, a little success. But most importantly: there is a 
government. 

√ Government to resign? Who itching - scrub elsewhere!

√ vice-prime minister at a time like ours - it's like a pillar 
on which is written: "Vlezesh - kill!" 

√ What can I say about Chernomyrdin and me?