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Maximum #26
24 ноября 1996 |
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solid jokes - 3 jokes.
Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ...
SOLID FUN.
(R) MASTER
Vovochka brought home a soccer ball.
- You who took the ball? - Asked the mother.
- At the neighbor's boy.
- And he knows about it?
- Of course! Do you hear the screams!
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Grandma teaches her grandson:
- When coughing, cover your mouth with his palm.
- Do not worry, Grandma, my teeth do not fall out.
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The transfer of "Good night kids." Phil asks:
- Stepashka and where Piggy?
- A Piggy is not coming today - responsible Stepashka neatly on
rezaya fat.
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Children's black folklore.
Daddy raked an anthill with a stick:
- Come here, my heir!
Soon adorned his office
Purely picked kids skeleton.
Girl Masha went for raspberries
Girl Masha stumbled on a mine.
How long will I dream
Her blue eyes on the pine.
Not long tormented the old lady
In the high-voltage cables:
Her charred carcass
At ptitek terrifying.
Malenko boy was playing in the boiler room,
Different krantiki there opened.
With the noise hit a sharp boiling water:
Cooked meat delivered stream.
Blue sea, bloody stew:
Our plane landed on the beach.
The little boy was playing with a rosette,
Thin fingers poking through the hole.
Red T-shirt, blue nosochek ...
Mom gathered the ashes in the shovel.
Grandfather in the grenade found
Firmly clamped to obkomu went.
Granddaddy threw a grenade at oknoDedushka old to care.
Girl dad brings to kustochku,
Berry red wine treats his daughter.
Vstrashnyh torments a child dies ...
Pope writer, he lives studying!
The little boy climbed up a cherry,
Athanasius grandfather got his edge -
A shot rang out, rang out and cry,
"Forty-second!" - The old man smiled.
The little boy climbed up a cherry,
Athanasius grandfather raised his spare,
A shot rang out, and the guard fell:
Boy's father was covering the rear.
The little boy fishes fished,
Crept up behind him a crocodile.
Oh, and he suffered a crocodile-old man -
My throat was stuck pioneering icon.
Vaska - shepherd boy in the rivulet was bathing,
Beside him alligator pleskalya ...
Strange, but by a crocodile swam away fed boy must
have been.
Children in the basement playing sadists.
Brutally tortured by the detachment of karate.
Grandfather Mitrophan sat on the stump:
- Oh, and a heavy day today!
Bird circling over the forest pants ...
Here it is, sneaking echo of the war ...
Girl Tanya grenade found.
What is it, uncle? - She asked.
Dern ring - my uncle said.
Long bow flew over the field.
In the neutron bomb lay
The girl quietly on the button pressed.
No one to scold the girl this:
Sleeps eternal sleep blue planet.
Children playing in the basement of the Gestapo -
Brutally tortured plumber Potapov.
Nails nails nailed to the back ...
And not given where I had hid the bottle!
ADVERTISING.
(C) CDS SOFT
Affirm your advertising!
Sale ZX-SPECTRUM 48k + controller + TR-DOS 5.03 + embedded
Power Supply (+5 V and +12 V). Price is negotiable.
Tel. 946-2398 Eugene, call between 21.00 and 23.00.
Sale prefix "Kanga" 8-bit + full set of wires +
4 cartridges with a bunch of games: DIZZY: Fantastic
adventure,
BIGNOISE FREAKS OUT, PRINCE OF PERSIA and many others.
Price 200 TR Bargain.
Tel. 168-5705 Dimitri calls from 19.00 to 23.00 daily.
Buy AY-MOUSE to the wiring.
Tel. 395-8162 Alexander, calling from 12.00 to 22.00 daily
I sell and collect custom phones AONom! RUSS-22C + "
At preobretenny my phone given 2 YEAR WARRANTY!
The cost of the phone AONom - 225 TR The term of the assembly
3-7 days
And also carry out:
- Repair any type AONov
- Replacement of the software versions on the latest
- Memory expansion up to 256 rooms
- Installation of voice boards for 1 min. and 4 min.
- Installation SPEAKERPHONa
QUALITY GUARANTEED!
Phone: 496-61-59 Igor from 12.00 to 23.00.
Sale SCORPION-256K + monitor 32 WTC 202 + MS5350 + drive wheels.
Price 900 TR (Bargain).
Tel. 256-3370 Andrew from 19.00 to 22.00, from Monday to
Friday
Marketplace ROM 27128, with Firmware "Sinclair 1982". At a
reasonable price
Tel. 315-3315 (Mike), calling from 16.00 to 20.00, with
Mon-Sat
Industrial and commercial center
"Computers for the public"
invites you to visit the Polytechnic Museum!
Dear owners of ZX-Spectrum! If you need the most but
curves are not very new and just needed programs, and
only on Saturdays and Sundays, and midweek -
come to us. Here you will find a variety of thematic
Kie, games and music collection at a price of 6000 rubles, and
system - to 8,500 rubles. The latest entry programs
from around the world average of 8500 to 10000 rubles. Also
Here you will find the most diverse literature on the ZX
Spectrum. And, of course, themselves computers, modems, etc.
Possible replacement of the Kvant-BC (48K) at the Grand GRM 2
+ (128K)
with an additional charge. Come to us! Our address: Moscow,
New Plo schad, the building of the Polytechnic Museum. Floppy
disks, literature,
modems are sold at a kiosk in the lobby of the museum (next
to the cascade soi); time from 11 to 16 hours, a break from
14.00 to 14.45
Computers and the rest is sold on 3-4 floors in the Division
le Computer Science; there are classroom
and a free game room.
We are open daily, except Mondays and the last
Thursday of each month, from 11 to 16 hours.
Our phone: 928-2138, from 11 to 16 hours.
P A S P O R A R A! ! !
Sold the radio station "Megajet 2701.
40 channels. Europe + Russia. 4 watts. AM + FM.
Price: $ 65, or 350 rubles. Apply only to business
proposals. The exchange offer is not considered!
Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel: 903-0347 Sergey
Assisted in the acquisition of any radio stations.
At any range: 1 MHz to 144 MHz, a well as the matching
ing devices, power supplies and cables of 50 ohms. Carry
installation of antennas, boards of individual dial tone,
Beeper 1-8-tonal, zauzhaem bandwidth, we introduce
Russian grid. Install the radio in the car. Re
MONT.
Call from 20.00 to 00.00, tel: 287-0171 Valentin (Dora
ment of) or from 18.00 to 21.30, tel: 903-0347 Sergey (for
outliers)
Permission to install antennas desirable!
Resolution and the category at 144 MHz is required!
Sold phone AONom. Version of the "Russ - 20c".
Housing red bun. Price: 190 rubles.
Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel.: 903-0347 Sergey
For sale computer "Pentagon 128". Included:
Monitor Electronics 1932 WTC 202 "with a protective shield.
CDOS - modem. AY - mouse + pad + diskette with the programs.
Drive "Electronics 5313". 100 floppy disks with the
programs. A whole bunch of literature. Joystick: Sinclair 1-2.
Kempston No! Active speakers separately. Price: $ 35 (without
the company is not sold) Price: $ 200 (bargaining is
not appropriate!)
Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel: 903-0347 Sergey
Buy overseas 'CGA' monitor!
I beg to respond to everyone who anything can help!
Please call 186-4850 (Andrew) or
address: ZXNet: 360.1
Requires a musician to voice-ASM PRESS-!
Also accepted people who do not mind to become
co-authors of this electronic edition.
Please call 186-4850 (Andrew) or
address: ZXNet: 360.1
Sell drives from 40 MB and above (IDE),
as well as CD-ROMs 1-speed and faster.
Call from 17.00 to 23.00 daily Tel.: 248-7061 Yefim.
WARNING
Sold PENTIUM-100. 8 MB RAM, video S3 TRIO 1 MB
CD-ROM 6-speed (read all!). Sound SOUND BLASTER
PRO. Active speakers. Monitor - SONY TRINITRON 15 ". Machine
bought 4 months ago at "The Party". Warranty is still going -
2 years. Price - $ 1700. Possible bargain.
Call from 15.00 to 23.00 daily Tel.: 329-4385 Paul
SELL SPECTRUM GRM 2 + with the drive TEAC. ALL NEW!
In addition there are: stereo speakers, a light pen, AY-mouse
Cove Rick, a box of floppy disks (a lot of floppy disks) and
literature for all this.
There is a monitor electronics 32 WTC 201 - together with
the computer or separately!
TEL. 499-13-54 (after 20.00), Dmitry
SALE
KR1834VM86, KR1818VG93 VM80 KR580, KR580 KR1834VV55 VV51,
KR580 VN59, 2764 2 pcs., Sinclair 1982 48k,
2716 1pc., The test program is 48k.
A board also:
PC Corvette (for parts), XT-TURBO 10MHz, 286 EGA controller and
HD, XT-keyboard, RU5 used in working condition, a lot of
different m / s used and new, two-flop on spare parts, building
of the "corvette" with a keyboard, a cassette with P /
O for SPECCY. Tel. 276-31-59 Igor. 20-23 h
Call and call your price, potorguemsya!
Sell non-working VCR "ELECTRONICS BM-18".
Buy "light pen" to SPECCY the wiring and software
Tel :405-1848 (Ilia).
Sale Household dosimeters Bell
Dosimeter is used for rapid individual
control the population of the radiation situation. Very
necessary thing in a house in the country. Power supply
provides battery type KORUND "which works
for 200 h. The total 40 000 thousand rubles (in the market,
he 60000-80000 thousand rubles worth.) Nowadays it is a
necessary tool. Call tel. 405-2128 From 16.00 to 21.00
(Ask for Anthony)
VERY URGENT!
Marketplace Drive, 3'5 at 720 kilobytes, at least at 1'44!
Call us, the price will agree!
Tel. 490-7044 (Denis), from 15.00 to 00.00 daily.
GENTLEMEN ADVERTISERS, TIMELY WAIVES the advertising, COH YES
you are in it no longer requires.
ADVERTISEMENTS public for five issues!
EPILOGUE
(C) CDS SOFT
So you read the 22nd MAXIMUM'a room, which we have prepared
without RINDEX'a. And I hope that after his departure did not
MAXIMUM will become worse. All right, see you in the 27-m room.
Bye.
Editor in Chief - Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
Deputy Editor in Chief
- Pavel Fedin / API SOFTWARE / ... 329-4385
Partition Editor "Advertising", "List of BBS" and "Wanted"
- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
Editor, "News from DITRONIK 3 BBS"
- Little Russians Ilya / CYBORG / ... 409-4297
Editor-in "party!"
- Dmitry Sosenushkin / RAVER / ... 168-5705
Editor of the "Printed with the continuation"
- Pavel Fedin / API SOFTWARE / ... 329-4385
Editors section Razbiralka "
- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
Editors of the section "Continuous Fun"
- Skobtsov Alex / MASTER SOFT / ... 218-1448
- Alexander Titov / IRONMAN / ... 455-9089
Editor of the remaining sections
- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
For communication with computer paper "MAXIMUM" You can leave a
message on one of the BBS, oriented to receive material
for "MAXIMUM".
Or call the editor at:
395-8162 from 15.00 to 20.00 (Alexander), daily
or call an alternate phone:
329-4385 from 15.00 to 18.00 (Paul), on a daily basis.
To advertise in the newspaper, "MAXIMUM" call:
395-8162 from 15.00 to 20.00 (Alexander), on a daily basis.
All changes in the servers and to register new
BBS, please call:
395-8162 from 15.00 to 20.00 (Alexander), on a daily basis.
To publicize the list of wanted you upload toys
this list is one of the BBS, which accept mail for our
newspapers, or call:
395-8162 from 15.00 to 20.00 (Alexander), on a daily basis.
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The newspaper is published from 9/6/1996.
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