Maximum #21 20 октября 1996

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solid jokes - Collected sayings of Soviet officers (continued).
Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ...

            SOLID FUN


 (R) IRONMAN


         COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS

         Textbook for junior and middle
            academic staff.

                 "The citizen does not need fools.
                           So here I am. "
                      Unknown ensign.


350. Do you have a hand in the pants!

351. Pick up the pace!

352. It is I who speak to you!

353. Correct head cap!

354. Hour to pick the size of boots.

355. Platoon comes towards birch willow.

356. Cognite fingers to the elbows.

357. Should be orderly and precise time signals to
     no.

358. Yesterday, I walked under your bed, I do not understand how

     you live there.

359. What are you waiting for? You do that, there is no 
language to knock? 

360. Orderly shall not exceed the radius squared his toom
     drums.

361. There were 10 buckets. I do not eat them here, my wife 
will go to the bazaar and 

     buy it.

362. Commander of the group to check carbines selectively at 
all. 

363. DOCAAF - it is voluntary, and not what you want uchavs
     tvuesh, and you want - no.

364. Put your heel to toe!

365. Cidish in the trench, then the tank flying over you ...

366. Vacuum bomb first used against the Israelis Vietnamese
     Namtsho.

367. Tackle protection vigilance!

368. Pasta - well, you know the dough with a hole as 
artileriysky 

     gunpowder.

369. Mask acts within 30 minutes.



                ADVERTISING.


 (C) CDS SOFT


   Call and place your advertisement.


Sale ZX-SPECTRUM 48k + controller + TR-DOS 5.03 + embedded
      Power Supply (+5 V and +12 V). Price is negotiable.
    Tel. 946-2398 Eugene, call between 21.00 and 23.00.



      Sale 13th drive in working condition. Cheap!

  Tel. 554-1582 Alex, calling from 14.00 to 22.00 daily.



     Interested in all information on the printer ROBOTRON 6312.

  Tel. 344-7762 Michael calls from 20.O0 to 22.00, daily.



      Seeking for an exchange program for a computer ATM-Turbo 
2 +. 

  Tel. 344-7762 Michael, calling from 20.00 to 22.00 daily.


           I have two 13-s drive for three rubles
 Tel. 409-9029 Alexander, calling from 13.00 to 21.00 daily.


     For sale-6312 printer (radium), drive-13 and

      Head of TEAC'a. All working. Tel.499-3117 Ilya.


 Sale prefix "Kanga" 8-bit + full set of wires +

     4 cartridges with a bunch of games: DIZZY: Fantastic 
adventure, 

    BIGNOISE FREAKS OUT, PRINCE OF PERSIA and many others.
          Price 200 TR Bargain.

  Tel. 168-5705 Dimitri calls from 19.00 to 23.00 daily.


           Buy AY-MOUSE to the wiring.
 Tel. 395-8162 Alexander, calling from 12.00 to 22.00 daily



   I sell and collect custom phones AONom! RUSS-22C + "

  At preobretenny my phone given 2 YEAR WARRANTY!

  The cost of the phone AONom - 225 TR The term of the assembly 
3-7 days 

              And also carry out:

    - Repair any type AONov
    - Replacement of the software versions on the latest
    - Memory expansion up to 256 rooms
    - Installation of voice boards for 1 min. and 4 min.
    - Installation SPEAKERPHONa

           QUALITY GUARANTEED!


    Phone: 496-61-59 Igor from 12.00 to 23.00.


 Change COMMADORE-64 + drive on any 128k + spektrum drive.
       Tel. 554-1582, from 14.00 to 22.00 daily.


Sale SCORPION-256K + monitor 32 WTC 202 + MS5350 + drive wheels.
          Price 900 TR (Bargain).
    Tel. 256-3370 Andrew from 19.00 to 22.00, from Monday to 
Friday 


Marketplace ROM 27128, with Firmware "Sinclair 1982". At a 
reasonable price 

   Tel. 315-3315 (Mike), calling from 16.00 to 20.00, with 
Mon-Sat 


         Industrial and commercial center
           "Computers for the public"
     invites you to visit the Polytechnic Museum!


  Dear owners of ZX-Spectrum! If you need the most but
  curves are not very new and just needed programs, and

  only on Saturdays and Sundays, and midweek -

  come to us. Here you will find a variety of thematic
  Kie, games and music collection at a price of 6000 rubles, and

  system - to 8,500 rubles. The latest entry programs

  from around the world average of 8500 to 10000 rubles. Also

  Here you will find the most diverse literature on the ZX
  Spectrum. And, of course, themselves computers, modems, etc.

  Possible replacement of the Kvant-BC (48K) at the Grand GRM 2 
+ (128K) 

  with an additional charge. Come to us! Our address: Moscow, 
New Plo   schad, the building of the Polytechnic Museum. Floppy 
disks, literature, 

  modems are sold at a kiosk in the lobby of the museum (next 
to the cascade   soi); time from 11 to 16 hours, a break from 
14.00 to 14.45 

  Computers and the rest is sold on 3-4 floors in the Division
  le Computer Science; there are classroom
           and a free game room.


    We are open daily, except Mondays and the last
       Thursday of each month, from 11 to 16 hours.
        Our phone: 928-2138, from 11 to 16 hours.


           P A S P O R A R A! ! !

         Sold the radio station "Megajet 2701.
     40 channels. Europe + Russia. 4 watts. AM + FM.


  Price: $ 65, or 350 rubles. Apply only to business

  proposals. The exchange offer is not considered!

  Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel: 903-0347 Sergey



      Assisted in the acquisition of any radio stations.


  On any Range: 1 MHz to 144 MHz, a well as the matching
  ing devices, power supplies and cables of 50 ohms. Carry

  installation of antennas, boards of individual dial tone,

  Beeper tone 1 and 8, zauzhaem bandwidth, we introduce

  Russian grid. Install the radio in the car. Re
  MONT.


  Call from 20.00 to 00.00, tel: 287-0171 Valentin (Dora
  ment of) or from 18.00 to 21.30, tel: 903-0347 Sergey (for
  outliers)

       Permission to install antennas desirable!
     Resolution and the category at 144 MHz is required!


    Sold phone AONom. Version of the "Russ - 20c".
      Housing red bun. Price: 190 rubles.
 Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel.: 903-0347 Sergey


    For sale computer "Pentagon 128". Included:

     Monitor Electronics 1932 WTC 202 "with a protective shield.

  CDOS - modem. AY - mouse + pad + diskette with the programs.

    Drive "Electronics 5313". 100 floppy disks with the 
programs.  A whole bunch of literature. Joystick: Sinclair 1-2. 
Kempston No! Active speakers separately. Price: $ 35 (without 
the company is not sold)          Price: $ 200 (bargaining is 
not appropriate!) 

  Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel: 903-0347 Sergey


               SELL!


             PROFI + (512K)

    Drive + 5.25 '(in housing)
    + PD pulse
    + Video-scanner (connected + software)
    + Modem (C-DOS)
    + Mouse (AY-MOUSE)
    + Akt.kolonki (stereo) mini speaker
    + Joystick (3 ports: kempston + sinclair1 + sinclair2)
    + 120 floppy disks with the best and most essential software
    + Much of the literature on SPECCY

         All together: $ 140 or 750t.r.
            CALL-TO AGREE!
          (095) 524-01-43 (Dmitry) (17.00)

    AND ALSO SELL:
    body + Keyboard PROFI +
                Call us - agree!



       Buy foreign (!), The new 'CGA' monitor!

      I beg to respond to everyone who anything can help!
    Please call 186-4850 (Andrew) or
             address: ZXNet: 360.1


    Requires a musician to voice-ASM PRESS-!

  Also accepted people who do not mind to become
         co-authors of this electronic edition.
    Please call 186-4850 (Andrew) or
             address: ZXNet: 360.1


 Sale Computer MOSCOW-128 + Monitor 32 WTC 202 + modem + discs
             + Two joystick.
Tel. 485-8160 (Sergey), on a daily basis. Price: 600 TR 
(bargain) 



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you are in it no longer requires. 


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                 EPILOGUE


 (C) RINDEX


   That's it. Wait for us again on Monday. Bye. See ya.



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