Optron #34 30 декабря 1999

Юмор

Coding - Song of Bill Gates and Windows'95.

  From the Editor

  So it has become customary in our paper that
heading "Coding" we put not so much
materials on the coding, how many different
funny stories, such as related
decent employment. Was no exception and
| 34: It's about multi-tasking
OS Windows'95.

  This story actually happened during a crowded, broadcast TV 
in many countries around the world presentations by Bill Gates 
of his brainchild. Then what happened at a time when Bill Gates

proceeded to demonstrate the mode
"Plug'n'Play" (full work system
immediately after connecting to it a new edge) caused a rapid 
and delight in all audience, and millions of TV viewers.


  Found this remarkable event of his
response and the CIS - in the form of songs, pretty walk in 
vsevoznozhnym Fido'shnym and ZXNet'ovskim ehokonferentsiyam and

became truly popular. To Lviv it
reached through Fido'shnuyu HUMOR.FILTERED.

  Offer it to our readers.


              Bill Gates

{} Pysha Dead drummer

The dead drive does not zhyzhzhit,
Dead CD-ROM does not sing
Dead computer igry zapyskat does not go
Only a dead computer igry zapyskat

                               is not.

Ai-ya-yai, ai-ya-yay, y Bill Gates
Bill Gates, y Billy
Ai-ya-yai, ai-ya-yay, hung computer -
For no reason, rhyme or reason!

It seems to be a whole to look at,
Monitor stands idle -
Dead computer draw clouds

                        not in a hurry
Only a dead computer

        clouds draw in no hurry.

Ai-ya-yai, ai-ya-yay, the system Vindoys,
Vindoys system, the system
Ai-ya-yai, ai-ya-yay, the system hangs -
For no reason, no reason at all!

Bill three days of grieving,
He is a hacker called Vasya,
Vasya put diskety and the computer became

                            as a living.
Hy, and that that under DOS'om? Instead, he became

                            as a living!
Under DOS'om also play "Tetris" and

                        "Battleship"!

Ai-ya-yai, ai-ya-yay, y Bill Gates
Bill Gates, y Billy
Ai-ya-yai, ai-ya-yay, computer ybilsya -
And then came to life!