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solid jokes - Collected sayings of Soviet officers (continued).
Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ...
SOLID FUN
(C) IRONMAN
COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS
Textbook for junior and middle
academic staff.
"The citizen does not need fools.
So here I am. "
Unknown ensign.
270. You too are feeling.
271. Who's walking around with a red nose like a cucumber?
272. Oh my, these Americans - all sorts there Reagans, Margaret
Thatcher ...
273. In the area subject to the action of chemical weapons, the
platoon
conducting an operation to intercourse wooden houses.
274. That I have made you not in the other direction.
275. The Earth rotates on its axis - this allows us to measure
ryat time.
276. - Comrade Colonel, you have a big salary?
- Well, I do not know ...
- Well, an order of magnitude greater than my scholarship?
- The order is unlikely, but once in fifteen - that's for
sure.
277. We will punish, in spite of who you are - the captain or
officer.
278. Classes you have carried out sporadic, epidemiologically.
279. The measures taken were crowned with success.
280. And you and your ear does not blink ...
281. Get drunk and crawl around on all fours!
282. Think about your future!
283. Around the garbage! Vaughn is a whole bin of papers, and
on them no
decide!
284. Pampering with a weapon, comrade soldiers, yet nowhere
resulted.
285. For their diligent work commander awarded you.
286. Once again you do not shave? But it begins with the
Motherland.
287. Top of infamy ...
288. Pandemonium of the world ...
289. Why yesterday were again under the degrees and go on
exhilarating marketable?
ADVERTISING.
(C) CDS SOFT
Call, call, and once again call (someone already mentioned).
Sale 13th drive in working condition. Cheap!
Tel. 554-1582 Alexei call from 14:00 to 22:00 daily.
Interested in any information on the radio, as well as the
interests shoved a good program for AY-mouse. Tel. Alexander
902-0113, call between 17:00 and 20:00, with MF
Interested in all information on the printer ROBOTRON 6312.
Tel. 344-7762 Michael, to call from 20: O0 to 22:00 daily.
Seeking for an exchange program for a computer ATM-Turbo
2 +.
Tel. 344-7762 Michael, to call from 20:00 to 22:00 daily.
I have two 13-s drive for three rubles
Tel. Alexander 409-9029, call between 13:00 and 21:00 daily.
For sale-6312 printer (radium), drive-13 and
Head of TEAC'a. All working. Tel.499-3117 Ilya.
Sale prefix "Kanga" 8-bit + full set of wires +
4 cartridges with a bunch of games: DIZZY: Fantastic
adventure,
BIGNOISE FREAKS OUT, PRINCE OF PERSIA and many others.
Price 200 TR Bargain.
Tel. 168-5705 Dimitri call from 19:00 to 23:00 daily.
Dear Sirs users!
There is a desire to connect two computers in a small
network.
In order to make them understand each other and could
would play together in one toy on two computers.
Who can help, a big request to respond. Desirable
availability of the scheme. The presence of the scheme is not
just desirable, but necessarily not necessarily! Concerned
only with business proposals! All the people who voice
to us, thank you very much!
Tel: 903-0347 (Sergei), from 18.00 to 21.30 daily.
Buy AY-MOUSE to the wiring.
Tel. 395-8162 Alexander, calls from 12:00 to 22:00 daily
I sell and collect custom phones AONom! RUSS-22C + "
At preobretenny my phone given 2 YEAR WARRANTY!
The cost of the phone AONom - 225 TR The term of the assembly
3-7 days
And also carry out:
- Repair any type AONov
- Replacement of the software versions on the latest
- Memory expansion up to 256 rooms
- Installation of voice boards for 1 min. and 4 min.
- Installation SPEAKERPHONa
QUALITY GUARANTEED!
Phone: 496-61-59 Igor from 12:00 to 23:00.
Change COMMADORE-64 + drive on any 128k + spektrum drive.
Tel. 554-1582, from 14:00 to 22:00 daily.
Sale SCORPION-256K + monitor 32 WTC 202 + MS5350 + drive wheels.
Price 900 TR (Bargain).
Tel. 256-3370 Andrew from 19:00 to 22:00, Monday to Friday
SELL!
--- PENTAGON - 128K (see below)
--- B / C MONITIR B / P Rodney (see below)
--- Two drives "TEAC" 1.2M
--- CDOS-MODEM
--- AY-MOUSE
--- AY-8910
--- Kempston Joystick (see below)
--- Two speakers (stereo)
--- PRINTER ML-6312 (see below)
--- LOT DRIVES
--- LITERATURE
--- TWO SPECTRUMA - 48K (see below)
--- Two supervisors DRIVE (see below)
--- "Mother" 286 (see below)
+ * +
* FOR PENTAGON - 128K *
For him to set:
1. Additional memory 565RU5 - 16sht.
2. Replacement stickers on the keys (iron, pile)
3. For the case insert the keyboard - 2 pcs.
4. Spare KR1818VG93 - 1pc.
5. Different schemes
* MONITOR NOT WORKING *
For him to set:
1. Reserve Corps
2. Pipe dead
3. Board dead
Kempston * NAVIGATION *
Made of the joystick from DENDY (though it is a bit
incomplete)
* PRINTER MS 6312 *
In working condition, but without the loop
(From the board to 'head')
For him to set:
1. Controller board dead
2. Stack of papers
Also available:
SPECTRUM'y 48K in an unknown state
Disk controllers in an unknown state
"Mother" 286 for free if needed
+ * +
Price: negotiable
Call: 387-07-63 Dmitri, in the evening
Sale color monitor electronics 32 WTC 202, for 300 TR
Tel. 903-0347, Alexander.
C R O W N O buy a printer MS6313 (6312).
Tel. 554-1582 (Alex), call from 14:00 to 22:00 daily.
C R O W N O buy a customized fee 128K
(Better than the Pentagon, you can even without the CPU
and ROM) Tel. 902-0113, Alexander, to call from 17:00 to
20:00, Mon .- Fri
GENTLEMEN ADVERTISERS, TIMELY WAIVES ITS ADVERTISING WHEN
You are in it no longer needs.
EPILOGUE
(C) RINDEX
No, I'm over this jar will sit still long. In general, seem
like everyone else. I only need to drink liters of beer, and
say goodbye to You. Bye, see you.
Editor in Chief - Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627
Deputy Editor in Chief
- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
Partition Editor "Advertising", "List of BBS" and "Wanted"
- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
Editor, "News from DITRONIK 3 BBS"
- Little Russians Ilya / CYBORG / ... 409-4297
Editor-in "party!"
- Dmitry Sosenushkin / RAVER / ... 168-5705
Editor of the "Printed with the continuation"
- Pavel Fedin / API SOFTWARE ... 329-4385
Editors section Razbiralka "
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- Malyshev, Alexander / WARRIOR / ... 902-0113
- Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627
Editors of the section "Continuous Fun"
- Skobtsov Alex / MASTER SOFT / ... 218-1448
- Alexander Titov / IRONMAN / ... 455-9089
- Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627
Editor of the remaining sections
- Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627
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The newspaper is published from 9/6/1996.
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