Optron #28 08 июня 1999

Category X - On Lviv market.

              About our market

{} Gena Busher, 1999


                      And nashomu seli

                      virosla culture ...

                               (People)


             An introductory tour of


  When it was quite bad, everything goes where?
That's right, the market, but in our case - to
radio market. Someone is coming prodavt someone -
buy. And yet there is someone that prevents and
themes, and others.

  Oh, and in some scenic spot is located our market! Around the 
park, trees, shrubs (With all amenities), "grass zeneleet,

the sun shines "... Near (within reach), a multi-storey towers 
Gromada" Its administrative building (obkomu finish the 
Communist Party of its funds was not enough, but the tax 
administration - finished and moved in "With great Plaisir).


  In short - cinema Lions in
Striysky park.

  At the entrance you are met with smiling bouncer, correctly 
reminding that you forgot to pay 50 kopecks. for admission. And 
then after passing through "checkpoint" you plunge into 
priyatstvenny cheburechny smell and hear the ear flies out loud:


  - Ha-aryachi pasties and!

  But you do not succumb to temptation and had difficulty 
moving forward, feeling that all the buttons you have to limit 
(but this Perhaps no one is paying attention).

Inspired by the idea that you're in for something
"Nigh Nigh interesnenkoe, you go hard
further.

  Finally, we squeezed through two small hall, you enter into 
the holy of holies - the "Great movie theater." Here - always 
intimate little light, as if committed some secret magic act. 
On the ceiling and walls can sometimes see small red dragon 
eyes, randomly jumping in search of victims. (Do not panic!

It's only coherent radiation
5 mW of laser pointers).

  And here, look around, you see vines of wires, neat stacks 
chips transistors, resistors, batteries, circuit boards

on TV and just what you want.

  Suddenly, quite near someone shouting: "Control
Who deshevi-i!!? "And you wake up from
universal hypnotism, penetrating the entire body, but not for 
long. 

  You again delaying the whirlwind of the hall,
Pestryaev colored boxes, TV screens and monitors, faces of 
people. Person - very different: blunt, laughing, distorted, 
lovely, angry, tired, lost, horny, flat and

brazen ... Eyes - shining with excitement, looking glass, 
sleepy ... Mouths - opened the in wonder, get invited, 
screaming, chewing ... 



        And is the land of these! ..


  The examples are not far to seek: all
they are visible, without departing from the counter ...

  There are people selling in the market, there is a buy, and 
there are - disturbing. So it has become customary in our 
"state of law" that our "Dear neighbors" - the tax inspectorate 
- believe that they - the highest authority and that they

everything is possible.

  Hence this: a person who sells goods on
radio market, paying for the goods, for the place
and buys a one-off patent, which for some reason deystitelen 
three calendar dates row (although the market runs on 
Wednesdays and Saturdays). Of course, people cooperate and take 
a patent for three or four, to reduce the price for a patent.


  But with every day - "all fun": the people
lose purchasing power and very
sellers often leave with nothing. A tax - right there: like 
annoying flies, three times a day fit, requiring the purchase 
of the patent. Like, the "Axis of form does not pay, and Powers 
dumb obtain salary vidavati people!" As if we do not know, 
whose "Kyshenya perekochuyut our blood! And if we had this is 
the "salary" - only you saw us on the radio market as well!


  There is also with us and "criminal elements" (not unlike the 
tax), which "take care" of your pockets. For some buyers come 
to market may be a black day. Unfortunately, it still takes 
place (every day more and more) ...


  But despite everything, entuziazizm our people - at the 
highest level (and live on something needs to be) ...




                About lamer


  We are sitting at radio, cinema screens at the table. To 
monitor our Scorpion'a spinning demo from priyatsvennoy

Muzychka through AY. And on top of the computer
the prefix "Running Lights" is included
- That the people had seen her at work.

  And in passing, simple fellow, saw this miracle, stop to 
stare. And asks: 

  - A che, a color music?

  We have him explain:

  - No, it's such an automaton lighting effects. Just for his 
food 5 we taken from the computer.


  Then the demo just made the final chord, and we press the 
reset. 

  Companion, a little standing in the misunderstanding
what happened, and a little thought,
asks:

  - And under the kind of music these running lights
Morgan? And why the music is now gone, and
they are still blinking?

  We explain to him again, of all the forces
refraining from harsh words, it is not
color music, and just running lights. Comrade removed.

  We, with a sigh of relief, run
a new magazine "Funeral" and with pleasure
begin to examine its contents, forgetting lamerskih customer 
questions ... 

  But does not pass, and ten minutes again
fits our "friend" and asked:

  - And you can create music in the running lights,
that they blinked at her?

  It was then with me and away we go:

  - Do not know how to .....!, running lights run the music 
program is running sutured in ROM, damn it!, ...!, ......!


  Comrade fall off, never realizing Th
he said ...

  Such examples can be brought in dozens.

  That's a hard job at the market ...
A couple of customers who do not
know what they want, can spoil the mood for a long time.

  People, so let's going to fight with
illiteracy, and be competent at
to the elementary questions!