Optron #26 31 марта 1999

Юмор

Coding - The Council of Chiefs (tale). Cat at the zoo.

               The Council of Chiefs

                (Tale)

{} SunLion, 1999


           Be without a king in my head - not yet

           means to be a Democrat.


                             Felix Krivine


  Is light a marvelous country ... People who live there fall 
into the "people" and "leaders." Chiefs of the language of the 
country is called - "deputati". But the leaders there - it yet 
all the power over them is the chief Leaders, like Pharaoh. Its 
name is popularly - "Prezident".


  The chiefs of Pharaoh, and constantly quarrel with each
other: Pharaoh insists that it prevented him from leaders 
change, and leaders - what they say, it Pharaoh's all my fault 
... 

  So that the people in this country live their
life, and the leaders - his own. Although the leaders of all
time proving that they're doing on
benefit of the people.

  The people must say, in this amazing country: here and 
philosophers and writers, and profiteers and gangsters, 
businessmen and scientists. Despite the obvious very bad

situation in the country, its people live currently faring 
acquired by money spent on drinks. 

  From time to time leaders gather all
together on its Board of structure, resembling a circus. There, 
they solve all sorts of important questions (that is, divide 
the booty). And if come to an agreement fails, the leaders 
arrange gladiatorial fights, thus discharging his aura ... 
Sometimes descends from the Pharaoh heaven to the chief and 
asks them denezhek (Most likely to drink of the gods - vodka).


  And people look at themselves and thought leaders:
"Che, they were doing and why?" We have something that does not 
give, Rawa that a laugh again ... "




             P.S. by rasp


  Parable SunLion'a, gradually becoming our regular 
contributor, on their manner reminiscent of works by F. 
Krivine. A April Fools Room Optron "- just

good reason to propose
our readers one of krivinskih tales.



            Cat at the zoo

{} Felix Krivine

  Tomorrow's tale. Uzhhorod: Carpathians.

  1992. Pp.16-17.


  The cat lived in a zoo, but not in a cage, and
between cells. It was a pity, because
that the cell is fed, but not between cells.
That the very grasp, and so is full. But
but live in freedom.

  That is the law of life: a well-fed or free life. This law no 
one likes, because in any case, something is missing.


  Cats do not like the fact that she herself at liberty, and 
the food is separated from her cell. AND she used to run 
between the cells and shouted: "Down with the cells!" - Filling 
the atmosphere of freedom-loving motives. And when 
freedom-loving motives have come to the administration, the 
cells were removed and the zoo turned into a nature reserve, 
where all of nature, all free ... 

  And all at once cried out: "Let's eat!"

  Loudest wailing cat. Before meals
it was possible to sneak out of the cell, although it is
was fraught with difficulties. Now, what happened? Neither 
cells nor food?


  A crime? When we had a
crime? You see someone povypuskali of cells! The same 
criminals! They also alive in each other's eat!


  Cat huddled on the top of the tree
and looked with horror as free citizens eat each other. In the 
freedom-loving motives nothing about it has been said. 

  And the cat screamed from the top: "Freedom of the cage!" But 
down from the tree is not resolved fear of rising crime.


  And remained on the tree. Learned
nuts to chew. Squirrels took her for his
and with it, shouting:

  "Freedom of the cage!"