Terminal #02 25 июня 1996

Самиздат

Miscellaneous - as a "teapot" - And they know our dear masters program, from which came to us this word?

                 B C H K A I B I C H I N A


- SERG -


   Pochityvaya FIDO, time and again come across the phrase:
 "You talk as" tea ", it would be time and learn something!"
And you want to ask: But do they know our dear masters program, 
from which came to us this word? And what relation to tea has 
an inexperienced user? A very simple matter. Imagine themselves 
- Switzerland (assume), the Alps. Amateur skiers ride the 
mountain felled in droves, wanting to spend the weekend with 
fresh breath and net vozduhom.Vpechatleniya unforgettable, and 
that they perpetuate, They, of course, pictures. With the 
silly-satisfied air they stand against the backdrop of 
snow-capped peaks: one hand in uperevshis side, the other 
outstretched to the side, and laid it on the standing vertical 
poles. That's a standard they pose great resembled an ordinary 
teapot "pen-tip." 

   From this and started - all amateurs and simply minded 
people began to call ... How? Absolutely. 

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 - RAIN -


     -------- Do you know your hardware? -------


unit. What it turns out - one doctors know how people work? 
This is outrageous and should be promptly corrected! 

  So, Atlas Iron "average Homo sapiens:

1) BRAIN: throbbing bluish-pinkish-purple mass, automatically - 
with the birth. Discovered by the ancient Greeks, who 
immediately began to use the brain to the thinking process. 
Located above the neck under the hair. From the age of five 
this fragile body is almost useless in a male body. The main 
function of the brain - to restrain the momentary gusts slapped 
his counterpart pendaley (see LEGS, POPA), weighed pretzels 
(see hand) and squeal on the bonce (see skull). For the 
prevention of brain health an hour before an important decision 
urging the faithful friend poorat you. 

2) Ears: located on both sides of the head - funnel
Registrants zvuka.Esli you have ears, you can easily see
that people are yelling at you (see brain), as well as 
understand why - if you have a brain. Ears should be cleaned 
regularly with a suitable subject: fork or drill from the 
drill. 

3) HEART: Swedish scientists first came to the conclusion that 
the pumping power stations - the main organ of the human body. 
Some idiots heart of stone, some patients - iron, man. 
Everything else can find out from the gamblers, they are based 
on work, too often faced with the heart. 

4) Easy: surgeons argue that the nature of this fabric is 
deceptive and deceitful. If you remove the lungs from the body, 
you can easily pull them on two tennis korta.Pravda, then light 
must be thrown away. And you have to breathe through the eyes 
(see Eye)! 

5) Stomach: the cheapest in the world of portable microwave 
oven and beer cellar. The Incas believed that God rests in the 
stomach, and kept fat people hanging on the branches of the 
surrounding trees until long as they did not agree on this 
issue with the Indians. Stomach devoted to poems and songs. "I 
came from Pizza Hut - I have a gut pop "- the poet Shakespeare.


6) Liver: its location is easy to learn after a month of binge
or eating fatty pirozhennyh.V male body is the second most 
important organ. 

7) Skull: The skull should be a healthy firm to the touch and 
not have holes from the front. The skull can easily knock out a 
quick annex, iron relsa.Esli inside the skull is empty - it

most healthy and fit for life skull. All of a Human
body is crowned by a skull, which, in turn, ends
on the neck and the front is deformed by the formation of the 
face. Y balding men often exposed much of the skull.

Look at the skull of Jay Harvey from EAST 17, terrible, and 
have never shave his head. 

8) Nose: often the most prominent part of the body. Produces a 
"product" - snot. It should blow dryer as prevention. 

9) SIP: the organ is widely used in training
kung-fu and other martial arts. Around the throat can be a 
chain of yellow and white metal. 

10) EYES: If Leo Tolstoy - "Mirror of the Russian Revolution, 
the eyes - it is a "mirror of the soul." In fact - nothing like 
this (on At least, about the eyes). Light our eyes are composed 
of iron and blood vessels. 

11) ROTH: Proving Ground. Serves to lay in it
suspicious-looking food. Its component parts (teeth) should be 
cleaned at least once a week with dental, clothing or (If the 
dimensions allow the mouth) swab. 

12) Chest: if your chest is a bit like
insect's thorax (no matter the May beetle or centipedes) - 
seriously, you have trouble. Drink a couple of aspirin tablets 
at night. 

13) TATTOOS: competently use the skin of his body for drawing 
the names of all internal organs, and how to prevent them 
tagzhe treatment (to simplify the work of physicians). Find a 
place to chop (knee?) of this atlas is fully to troechniki 
medvuzov not puzzled what to do with you if you suddenly became 
green and lifeless. 

14) HAND: If they are long - it's not aesthetically pleasing, 
but comfortable at home. In Phoenicia were highly valued 
long-armed women: they are free could pluck figs from the 
highest part of these men derevev.U the body also serve to 
maintain a primary sexual trait during mastered the small needs.


15) Wrist: A very important body - it wear watches and 
bracelets. Easily damaged in the fighting and sports exercises.


16) KIDNEY: moonshine. Drives the piss out of beer, tea and 
even milk. 

17) POPA (ass): it sit and earn her trouble.

18) FEET: a primitive system, suitable for moving the rest of 
the body from place to place and play football. 

19) AHILESOVA HEEL: shoe shop in Greece.


 If you find a certain inconsistency of its hardware with the 
hardware, described above, then do not panic - try to look more

once or elsewhere. If subsequent attempts failed,
you should see a doctor!


         / According to the newspaper, "I-young /