Speccy Life #01 19 октября 1998

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Humor - Anecdotes grandfather EMPLOYERA.

        Jokes grandfather EMPLOYERA



 Comes a general in the side and asked
Soldier:

  - Well here's your feed?
The soldiers are silent.

  - So good?
The soldiers are silent.

  - So Bad?

  - So it's good ... is bad.

A slightly different version:
There are two.

  - How are you? How is life, can it?

  - Live well, can be bad ...

  - So - bad?

  - No, it goes well, is bad.

And:

     - You "Waitress"?

     - No, I have "Opal!"

 Views Georgians program HREM:
 - In Georgia, raised food prices ...
 - He ate and there will ...
 - Georgia raised the price of fuel ...
 - I went up and ride will ...
 - Everywhere sunny -02 Georgia rain ...
 - That's @ # $%! What they want - then do!

 - What are the similarities between a woman and a cigarette?
 - The one and the other necessary before

   use of mash ...
 - What makes a woman on TV?
 - TV first seems, and-then

   breaks, and a woman ...

 Circus. Death Defying Acts:
 lion tamer put a lot
 head into the fall.
 After this, the master of ceremonies announcing:

  - Who will repeat etyut number

    will receive 100,000 rubles!
 From the gallery's voice Rabinovich:

  - I repeat! Just remove the predator.

 Floating in the river krokobl ...
 sorry, the crocodile. Suddenly sees - is
 on the shore of a herd of elephants and trampled.
 Between crocodiles and elephants are
 such a dialogue:

  - Hey, elephant!

  - Wha-oh-oh!

  - Who fuck?

  - Behemoth!

  - For what?

  - He has a great face!

  - Naturally! - Crocodile squeaks and floats away.

 The officer and soldiers built shows
 brick.

  -What do you think?

  -I am thinking of building the university.

  -I think of home.

  -I think about sex.

  -Why?

  -But I always think of him!

 Brezhnev arrives for work, and shoes -
one yellow and one - black.
 He said:

  - Leonid Ilyich, sorry, you have shoes

    different colors ...

  - Oh, really, and that

    I do now?

  - And you go home - change of notation.
 An hour later came - again in different shoes
so sad: (

  -??

  - Yes, come home, but there are different too!

 Woman complains of a friend:

  - My cat, after

    go to the bathroom wiped on the carpet.

  - Bed sandpaper instead of carpet.
 The next day:

  - Well, what? Helped my advice?

  - But how can I say? The cat

    Some ears were ...


  - This is an outrage! Your dog

    howling all night under my window!

  - Nothing. Do not worry.

    She sleep enough during the day.

 Crawl through the desert two toilets.
 One says to another:


  - Gene and Gene! Come prikolupaemsya

    to the turtle!

  - No, Cheburashka.

    We have the old man Hotabychu

    prikolupalis ...



 More know:

 Crawling through the desert tortoise,
 drunk in drabadan ...
 Meet - a camel.

  - Hello, Camel! - Said the tortoise.

  - Hello, turtle, - answers

    Camel puzzled.

  - Hey, Kemel, winter in the yard, or what?

  - What is the winter - 40 degrees Celsius heat on the street
 - A chevo as sand poured?

 One man complains to another:

  - I hate my wife!

    Dura, slut, her cooking does not want

    there's even a dog.
 The other to him and says:

  - Do you take vacation for 10 days

    and all these days climbs out of bed

    with his wife. and the 10th day she

    itself and die from such a surge

 After 9 days, a wise counselor decided
to visit his friend. Opens
door wife. The apartment is shining from the kitchen
fragrant odors from a woman smells
expensive perfumes. Counselor asks
hold it to her husband. My wife, being embarrassed
says he is tired and is in
bedroom. Counselor goes into the bedroom and
sees his friend: the pale,
exhausted and in tears.

  - What is it?

  - And do not ask - he wipes his tears husband

    So I watch as she Parkhaev ...

    so clean, bright, fragrant

    and does not know what the next day to die

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