SPb ZX Week #01 20 февраля 1998

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Story - AT "Olympus" All is calm. Satirical-fantastic story of life one plant, consisting of X (X) stories.

 Story.

area: SPBZX.WEEK
from: Arny Sinen
to: All
subj: Story. Part 1.
date: 21-02-98
time: 14:00

`This work is printed in one of the conferences
`SPbZXNet. But, unfortunately, not completely. I decided to 
finish it, 'And give your attention, and as many have already 
forgotten `What is this, I cite a story from the very 
beginning, so as not to `Start with the midpoint, tangling into 
one big ball, `Intelligible to me alone.



                ON "Olympus" All is calm

Satirical-fantastic story of life
one plant, consisting of X (X) stories.


`In the narrative act, appear and are mentioned:

`= Zeus = (tuchegonitel, Thunder, etc.), plant manager
`" Olympus ", not a businessman, a god.
`= = Damocles milling shop marble products. Regularly
`Overfulfilled replaceable daily tasks.
`= = Hercules candidate for the gods 3 categories. Very strong 
leader. `= Cerberus = shooter paramilitary guards. Shows a 
threefold `Vigilance.

`= = God Dionysus-referent.
`= Achilles = (footed) - a hero. Permanently included in the 
course of affairs. `= Sisyphus = loader. On mental aptitudes - 
pilferers-recidivist. `= Hermes = god for Special Assignments, 
is responsible for supplying Olympus `And the complete set.

`= Midas = shift foreman container plant. Extremely ancient 
Braves `Greek.

`= = Head Themis Laboratories, chairman of co-
`Court. The strict woman with weights. Not smoking incense to 
anyone. `= Apollo = former head of the art factory

Olympus' initiative, now in retirement. Does not appear.
`= = Penelope zavsektorom CTI, decent and loyal woman.
`= Odyssey = engineer to make corrections. Too good
`People.
`= Club Director them. Apollo = fisherman. Walks in the mask, I 
think. `Writes poetry ...

`= = Agamemnon chief designer of Olympus, the head-tyrant.
`= = Telemachus Laboratory CTI.
`= Editor = Chapter factory newspaper" The gods crave. " Author 
of many `Glorious hexameters on best practices in labor.

`= = Polycrates Deputy Thunder on capital
`Construction. The happiest man on Mount Olympus.
`= Athena Banking = Finance Guy. Does not appear.
`= = Sphinx:) Amateur guessing riddles. Not mentioned.
`= Pegasus, accountants, working the main and auxiliary
`Professions, music, etc. =



              The first story.


                LABOUR Sisyphus.

At the end of the day Sisyphus decided a little stroll
on a service territory. Maneuvering between stacks
boxes, he skirted the fuel depot, bloated building
blacksmith shop and went to the mall to them. 10 th anniversary.
Sitting on the bench, while Sisyphus
distractedly admiring the high-rise temple
plant management, listening to a desperate knock
hammers, coming from container plant.

    At the end of the alley, limping on one leg, seemed
Achilles. Despite the lameness, he never for a moment
lost heroically posture and looked, as always,
angrily. Sisyphus, faithful habit of not flickers before
through the eyes of the authorities went out of harm's way. 
Passing past the gate of the central warehouse, he kindly

winked Cerberus, for trying to maintain
correct relations with the security personnel.
 - Health, goggle-eyed! ;) As a service for? Bear,
not to drop?
 Vigilant guardian of the gate frown:
 - Carrying,, am ...

    Cerberus was sitting on a catchy ad
which read: "Olimpovtsy! enroll in games
class-string cittern:) "These
ads were plastered all plant, which is very
enlivened the harsh industrial environment.
 - Bear. So that means that people like you, no
carried .. What razmigalsya here? The old longing?
 - Unpleasant you're still a person, - has noticed
Sisyphus. - Planting to you on a chain, all the more easily
it would be ...
 - Okay, moving on, not to linger. Go-Go away!
 - Going, going, dear ... !)

    Sisyphus, without stopping, followed by the factory
landfill, where hid behind a bunch of bronze filings.
Waiting for the darkness, he pushed a lot to the side,
extracted from the well in advance will call the hidden piece of
marble and rode on naprovleniyu to factory
fence.

    Sisyphus pushing the stone before him, with
pleasure imagining how will torgovatsya with
Buyer - squab cap the ground, pretending
like tears on his breast coat, offended and cry out:
"You're razuy eyes for you! Product is! From this piece
excavator with a bucket to carve easily, and not what
naked goddess, without the head so no hands! "

    Over the service territory of the ancient Greek quiet
night. Sisyphus dexterously rolled a stone to the hole, which
done in the fence, still ahead.

    Due to the angle looked Cerberus, because
insomnia go the rounds of entrusted site.
Sisyphus rolled the stone faster.
 - Stop! Hold it! Wait, who speak! - Above
Territories thundering deafening trill
Watchdog whistle.

    Sisyphus pulled up to the fence at the third speed ...

    If the stone is stuck in a narrow hole, nothing
would not have been - on the street waiting for the kidnapper
Chariot of the customer. But in the rush to stone stuck and
on a friendly court.

    Meeting was chaired by the permanent chairman of the court
Themis. This strong woman was in charge of the Laboratory
instrumentation, and never parted with
favorite weights.

    Sisyphus, very serious, sitting on a separate
chair, staring over their heads. Consciousness is not an easy
liability could see through each fold of his
service tunic.

    Initially wanted to strike a good pilferers
drachma. But Sisyphus shook his mournful
chapter.
 - The kids beat, "he said. - I was in
two executive accounting sheet lie: (. For
you kids something? It is not good ...

    Received prelozhenie kick the hell out of pilferers
dog for 33-ystate.
 - And the kids? - Sisyphus said.
 Themis issued an order closing the window as thunder
Hammer of the container shop did not allow
focus.

    Up shop here by the representatives of the marble
products.
 - We - zayavidi representatives - glufoko condemn
our former comrade at work, Sisyphus!
 - Like him - angrily demanded
representatives - have nasty broom expel
our ranks! (As of the net!))
 - We, - said the representative, - infinitely
despise our former comrade of Sisyphus, please do not
punish him and send the team shop on bail
for re! To continue povadno was not!
(Uh, we tear off!%))
 - Correctly - said former comrade Sisyphus - This
In our! :)
 - Again on bail? :-O - shouted from the audience. - He's
You like babies, with handles to come down! 8-)
 - We ... - Started by the representatives of the marble shop
products.

    Themis ordered to open the window because
due to lack of air can not effectively work.
 - There will be a proposal? More active, more active
let's ...
 - But this would make him the most stolen
stone up the hill to drag - Wow! Another for
Example! - Shouted from the audience.
 Rose appreciative noise. Themis raised a strict
eyebrow and shook the plate weights.
 - E! E! - His voice defendant - Wait! A
pay what will? By-piece?
 - Oh, you still pay? - Have rebelled in the hall.
 - What do you think? I mean, by example, and
I Shish! FIGS you! Will not pass! What kind of methods?

    But the scales of Themis has swung one last time.
Fate pilferers has been resolved.
 ... Sisyphus his stone rolled strictly AGB - five
days a week with a lunch break. From svehurochnyh
flatly refused. Utilities sandals quickly
exploded, and at general meetings of Sisyphus often acted
on this occasion, with anger and pain, attacking the
bureaucrats met in the hall safety.

    His new work he was happy: fresh
air, always in sight ... Among other things roll on
slope of a piece of pumice stone, stolen by the central 
warehouse, and painted to look like marble. Paid on average.



                [To be continued]

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