Bonus #17 15 января 2000

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Jokes - jokes, aphorisms and banter.

                   "New Russian" bought speaking parrot. In

                   end of the month he receives the phone bill 
for 

                   VERY round sum. It turned out that the parrot

                   fond of sex services on the phone. Well,

                    "New Russian" angry and parrot nailed to 
the wall in the form of crucifixion. And he said: "hang up and 
think." Well hanging parrot, hanging, when he sees that on the 
opposite wall located crucifixion of Christ. He asks:

- Man, long hang?
- Yes for 2000 years.
- Well, have you uttered.

The hospital is an operation, suddenly the characteristic 
electronic squeak begins vanity, all run. Surgeon:

- Rank! - Body of flies, but the beeping stops.
- Another level! - The same situation, squeaking continues.
- We cut the chest, direct cardiac massage! - Cut, suddenly,
surgeon sees the near wall standing still smoking, one of the 
assistants. Surgeon: - What is it?! We lose it !!!!!!!!!

Assistant:
- Have already lost ... You killed him ... And the food a 
pager, my mom asked the meat home to buy ... 

Two men in a bar. One sad, almost crying.
The second asks:
- What happened?
- Yes, woe to me. Yesterday learned that the eldest son - a 
homo, but today found that the younger, too - a homo.

- Cause ... But at least someone in your family loves you girls?
- Yes, daughter.

- Tell me the hair you have this?
- And your head is not artificial?

- What: sex with a condom?
- It put him and shoot. Just very quickly.

Drunk wakes up in the street.
- Where am I? ...
- Street Builders 22.
- To hell with the details, what city?

- Hello! The insurance company? My husband had insurance in 
case of fire. He recently died. When I get money? - The cause 
of death of your husband was a fire? - No, he died from the 
flu, but I was cremated. 

- Dad, what it takes to "The Beatles" reunited?
- Three bullets, son, three bullets ...