City #38 29 декабря 1999

Smiley - ordinary jokes.

  Smiley *************** *****************



  - Girl, where did you get such subtle curves pantyhose?


  We accept orders for the New Year. Prices:
Maiden with Santa Claus - $ 50;
Maiden no Santa Claus - $ 200.


  - Rabinovich, where are you in such a hurry?
- In a brothel!
- At six in the morning?
- Oh, I want to get away as quickly as possible.


  Two troubles in Russia: Boris Abramovich.


  If the enemy does not surrender, it rebooted.


  To start a man on the moon, it took
computational power of all three C64 processors
but in order to run Windows, needs a 486 processor. Something 
is wrong here ... 


  One chastises the other programmer:
- You have that hands under Ctrl-Alt-Del sharpened?


  EBN goes to the mausoleum, frowns, the place does not
found it ...


  Two police officers are going to take an armed criminal in 
the apartment. One friend says: - You go first, and I will take 
revenge for you ... 


  Roast beef and pudding talk:
- What do we have for dinner?
- As always, the British.


  Message on the computer screen:
"Mouse pad made an illegal operation and
will be minimized "