City #11 05 мая 1999

Юмор

Smiley - new jokes.

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                     Smiley
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  Chukchi rides in dogs across the tundra. Suddenly, in front 
of him there is an unexpected obstacle.

Stop, Dog! Stop, deer! Stop the seals! It's my
life!


  A doctor from the operating ask-you go or
without you start?


  Letter from father to son, a student:
"I send you ten rubles, as you asked, just remember to ten is 
spelled with a zero, not with two! "



  An old Jewish man climbed onto the roof of a multistory house
repairing a television antenna and accidentally slipped. Flew 
past the window of his apartment, he cried his wife:

Sarah! To me this is not done!