City #02 08 марта 1999

Юмор

Smiley - a compilation of anecdotes.

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                      Smiley
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  Winnie said Piglet:
-Hey, bro, I know what will happen to you when you
grow up!
-Are you che, my horoscope read?
-Nah, a book on healthy and delicious food!

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  Colonel-Chief of the dining room:
Well, when the same in our dining room will be normal human 
eggs? 

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  Best farm tractor tells about visiting Paris:
-Climb the Eiffel Tower, look: your itit
mother!
Turned to the left: Oh, itit your mother!
Right look: oh, itit your mother!

  In the front row crying milkmaid Maria.
-Masha, why are you crying?
-How not to cry, Vanya, What a beauty!

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  Exams at school warrant. Examiner:
-Look. This thumb-index it, it is the mean, this is a nameless, 
this is a little finger. 

  Move your fingers.
-Interfere, interfere, interfere ... Where is what?

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  Guy comes home angry. His wife asks:
-Why are you so angry?
-Dream a dream that my death will take in 12 hours
from the pub.
-Did you her deception. Change the appearance, disguise,
and she'll never know.

  A man did so. Shaved head, wearing a stylish outfit, went to 
a bar. Sitting at the bar, smotritsmert comes. Looked around 
and said: -If that redneck that I am looking for up to 12 does 
not appear, 'll get out of the bald.


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  Papa, is it true that Jesus was a Jew?
-True, daughter. Then all were Jews, while it is ...

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  One man in another way:
-Do you know why cops always go in pairs?
-No.
-One can chitae and the other to write.

  Then, as luck would have their speech heard the cops and to
maintain esprit de corps, suited to the men and asked to 
produce documents. One takes the passports and says to another: 
-Record.