City #01 08 марта 1998

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Smiley - a compilation of anecdotes.

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                     Smiley
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  Listen, you're the newspaper the next year ordered?
-Why? There is INTERNET!
-A toilet with a keyboard will go?

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  -What to do if your computer freezes?
Pull-cord, squeeze the glass ....

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  The biggest "issue in 2000, is that
Yeltsin can hang on a second term.

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 -What you need to do to bring WINDOWS?
-See him naked DOS ....

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  Crawling on the road drunk hacker. To meet him the second.
"Listen, you're last week scrambled.
-I, it picked up the code ....

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  God created Adam. A week later, Adam comes to
God and says:
-Boring, O Lord. I want to fuck the night.
God created a wife for him. The next day, again
Adam came to God.
-Lord, I want to fuck the afternoon.
And God made him a lover. The next morning
Adam comes back.
-Lord, I want to fuck day and night.
And God WINDOWS-1995 ....

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  -Moshe, you got a new computer. Where got?
-Oh, it's my father was dying, has sold ...